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Who here is considering adopting a tiny meow machine?
Posted 7/12/08 , edited 7/12/08


Basically, this all boils down to me wanting to get rid of poor Sigmund Freud.

Sigmund Freud fell into my hands some days ago and has been an incredibly intense cuddling machine, even I can hardly keep up with his desires and provide him a spot on my lap for long afternoon naps while I waste my life away in front of the lcd. During his eight weeks of life, he has only begun tolerating the presence of a siberian husky hybrid by the name of Russian Princess Karenin Bolshevik Stalin Soviet Union Soukseum -- also known as Karebear, despite the gentle beast's many attempts to make friends with the new pussy in the house. Other than that, Sigmund's personality is that of a reincarnated crack addict, he gets his cheap thrills from chasing after your toes as you walk away and creating an intricate obstacle course on the family room couch, what with jumping over pillows and diving underneath the throw blanket and disappearing under the cushions in one place only to reappear in another. Sigmund is beginning to enjoy watching the tele and will be very opinionated on what he considers to be acceptable shows -- he likes to watch Bravo TV -- particularly "Sheer Genius". Yeah, I'm beginning to think that he's a metrosexual if not a full blown homosexual. A total plus.

Point being, if you inhabit southern California and are interested in Sigmund Freud, I'm selling him for $100. That includes the cat, new: enclosed litterbox, bed, cat scratch, toys, food and water dish, Eukanuba food, and Fresh Step litter.

PM me or post here and if you want to go through with the deal, I might even be willing to make a personal delivery and drop the little guy off to you.
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Posted 7/12/08
aww, he sounds like a cutie. too bad i live on the east coast, unless you wanna fedex the guy! hahhaa
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Definately a crack addict cutie. Believe me.
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i'm just wondering why you want to get rid of it. is it too hyper or something?
Posted 7/12/08 , edited 7/12/08
No, it's not that. Even when he is running around like a maniac, he doesn't require you to be there to egg him on. He's self sufficient in that sense, I mean, for god's sake, he is a cat. He'll chase his own shadow for all he cares. I'm ridding myself of him because he can be a real twat to my dog, what with all of the hissing and sudden claw attacks. Don't worry, he has never shown any hostility towards any humans, but he will give your toes a little love nip here and there.

I actually just took this a couple of seconds ago.

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Posted 7/12/08


Did you say meow?

Cute cat ;\
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Posted 7/12/08

casualbrutality wrote:



Basically, this all boils down to me wanting to get rid of poor Sigmund Freud.

Sigmund Freud fell into my hands some days ago and has been an incredibly intense cuddling machine, even I can hardly keep up with his desires and provide him a spot on my lap for long afternoon naps while I waste my life away in front of the lcd. During his eight weeks of life, he has only begun tolerating the presence of a siberian husky hybrid by the name of Russian Princess Karenin Bolshevik Stalin Soviet Union Soukseum -- also known as Karebear, despite the gentle beast's many attempts to make friends with the new pussy in the house. Other than that, Sigmund's personality is that of a reincarnated crack addict, he gets his cheap thrills from chasing after your toes as you walk away and creating an intricate obstacle course on the family room couch, what with jumping over pillows and diving underneath the throw blanket and disappearing under the cushions in one place only to reappear in another. Sigmund is beginning to enjoy watching the tele and will be very opinionated on what he considers to be acceptable shows -- he likes to watch Bravo TV -- particularly "Sheer Genius". Yeah, I'm beginning to think that he's a metrosexual if not a full blown homosexual. A total plus.

Point being, if you inhabit southern California and are interested in Sigmund Freud, I'm selling him for $100. That includes the cat, new: enclosed litterbox, bed, cat scratch, toys, food and water dish, Eukanuba food, and Fresh Step litter.

PM me or post here and if you want to go through with the deal, I might even be willing to make a personal delivery and drop the little guy off to you.


omg, you're like really pretty!
lol.
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Posted 7/12/08 , edited 7/12/08

casualbrutality wrote:




Lucky cat LOL.

Isn't this a personal thread though?

Dogs > Cats Forevaaa!

EDIT: Woah first guy to say something. No wonder there's no perverted-ness yet =)
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Posted 7/12/08
omg if i know your place i'll go kidnap him! or catnap!

er why do you have to take a picture of him with your.. err.. th.. tho.. inner wear? and in between legs?
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Posted 7/12/08
Sales on an anime forum? That's totally out of place. =.=
Posted 7/12/08
The pics lulz
Posted 7/12/08
are personal ads like this allowed? O.o
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Posted 7/12/08
eh...ever thought of an ad in your local newspaper..
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Posted 7/12/08

lilaznmidgetdude wrote:


casualbrutality wrote:




Lucky cat LOL.

Isn't this a personal thread though?

Dogs > Cats Forevaaa!

EDIT: Woah first guy to say something. No wonder there's no perverted-ness yet =)


I considered saying something when I first saw it but decided it would be too easy.

And yes it is a personal thread but I don't think anyone has felt like reporting it yet.
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Posted 7/13/08

lilaznmidgetdude wrote:


casualbrutality wrote:




Lucky cat LOL.

Isn't this a personal thread though?

Dogs > Cats Forevaaa!

EDIT: Woah first guy to say something. No wonder there's no perverted-ness yet =)


let's not go there...-_-
haha sounds like a fun cat, for a day or two
but then again, not that big of a cat fan, sorry
good luck to your dog =]

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