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Post Reply ☆ GAME °911°
Posted 7/14/08 , edited 7/14/08
This game is for posting the funniest reasons to call 911

How to play:
Simple just post funny reasons to call 911. Good luck!

Have fun!!!

Here is mine!

911: Yes what's the problem?
Me: There's a cockroach in the kitchen and I can't go to the fridge
911: Beep. *hangs up*
Me: Noooo...I'll die of thirst!
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Posted 7/14/08 , edited 7/14/08
LMAO I FOUND A FUNNY ONE FROM SOMEONE XD


911: Hello, 911 whats your emergency?

Caller: OH MY GOD ITS GOT MY LEG!

911: Sir stay calm, whats got your leg?

Caller: I'm outside an anime convention and some orange and blue coated person is trying to pull me into a trash can!

911: .....What?

Caller: A NARUTARD HAS MY LEG! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

911: *says to others in room* What the f*$^ is a narutard?

Caller: Oh my god please send help! Hes using his jutsu!

911: *Hangs up*

Caller: NENDE!?
Posted 7/14/08
xDDDDDDD

911:Whats the problem sir?
ME:OMFG HELP *pant* *pant*
911: Sir, are you ok?
ME: DO YOU THINK IM OK?!
911:Sir please calm down and tell us the situation.
ME: *shriek* ITS COMING!
911: Whats coming?
ME: *violent screams*
911: Sir, are you there sir, please answer sir
me: Aaah that hits the spot.
911: Sir, what happend?
me: I was taking a poopie and needed someone to talk to.
911: *hangs up*
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Posted 7/14/08
me: 911?
police: yes, how may I help you?
me: I don't know
police: what seems to be the problem then?
me: can you send a bunch of officers here?
police: why?
me: I'm looonely....
Posted 7/14/08
911: ..what's the emergency?
me: urrrr well there's a slight problem...
911: What is it?
me: I was out with my friend and a maniac attacked and ran away...now i think my friends dead....
911: First make sure hes really dead.
me: ok....
*BAM* *BAM* *WHACK WHACK* *THUMP THUMP* *DRILLLLL*
me: Okay, now what?


XD!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 7/14/08 , edited 7/14/08
LMAO XD


911:Wat is ur problem?
ME: Barneys on fire!
911:Wat do u want me 2 do?
Me:Bring wood!
Posted 7/14/08
lmfao


911: hello?
Me: I'm dying.
911: Lies.
Me: its true.
911: such a goddam liar.
Me: am not.
911: fine then how?
Me: why dont you just come here and find out?
911: no fool, make me.
Me: go to hell
911: *achoo*
Me: Bless you.
911: thanks.
Me: allergies or what?
911: yea ever since spring my eyes are watery and my nose is running and all that.
Me: THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT.
911: no.
Me: well i hear your decision and choose to disagree with it.
911: why?
Me: you know what? you never understand, you dont even try to!
911: Go fruit yourself.
Me: oh, sorry wrong number.
911: thats a lie and you know it.
Me: yea i meant to call 1-814-322-4222
911: this number is 911.
Me: yea but i meant to call 1-814-322-4222
911: oh i see your point now.
911: .....
911: i know your there.
Me: sorry had to take a leak.
911: i missed you....
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Posted 7/14/08

911: 911, what's your emergency?

Stephanie: I want some bacon

911: What?

Stephanie: I want some bacon but, i don't know how to make it...

911: beeeep
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Posted 7/14/08 , edited 7/14/08
991: Yes? What's the problem?
Me: I need major help fast! Hurry! It's an emergency!
991: Ok! I have officers on their way! What's the problem?
Me: He's just... too strong! I need help! Please!
*officers arrive*
Officers: What's wrong?!
Me: I can't beat Mithos on Tales of Symphonia... I need 3 other people to play as Raine, Collete, and Zelos for me so I have other people instead of the CPUs...
Officers: .....
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Posted 7/14/08 , edited 7/14/08
911: 911, what's the problem?
Me: *cries* No....it's all gone..all..ALL OF IT!
911: Please calm down and tell me the problem ma'am!
Me: My...*screams* NOOOOOO!
911: MISS! Please explain calmly!
Me: My..MY RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED! NOOOOOOOOO TnT I WAS A LVL 96!!!!!! WITH 4 99 LVLS!!!!!!1 NOOOO
911: .....*Hangs Up*
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911: Hello? What's wrong?
Me: No! Stop! I can't I'm too young for this! Help!
911: ZOMG! We'll be there right away just hang it there!
Me: Please! No!
*officers arrive and find me watching a very bloody and violent anime*
Me: I can't stop watching! Please! Help! I'm too young to be watching anime with this much violence!
Officers: ...... *leaves*
Me: nooooo!
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Posted 7/14/08
^ (LMAO I WANNA MEET AN OFFICER THAT SAYS ZOMG XD)

911: 911 How may we help you?
Me: Help...please...
911: What's the problem?
Me: My friend..my friend *cries*
911: Please calm down ma'am and explain what happened.
Me: MY FRIEND KILLED ME IN AN RPG GAME!!! *CRIES*
911: .......*Hangs Up*
Posted 7/14/08
Ring ring~
Me: Hey Bill, sup Man, remember yesterday!! It was a bomb!! We stole like $100,000 from the bank haha the police couldn't catch us.
Me: So wana Rob another bank?
911: This is 911!!!
Me: Shitz dis not Bill is it?
911: Nope~
Me: okay...........
*silence*
911: So were r u?
Me: Erm, number 21 imfucked street!
*hangs up*
911: Wat an ass!!!

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Posted 7/14/08 , edited 7/14/08
911:: hello 911, whats your emergency
Me: Its my friend ...she cant talk she keeps coughing and coughin
911: Is there blood?
Me: No just smoke
911:....is there some fire?
Me: Definately why else would she be choking!?!?!
911: Well wher-
Me: Oh....umm.....never mind shes fine.
911: What..what happened
Me: No my cousin brought some water...chicago is a bitch and well...this is my third.
911: ARE you r eferring to-
Me; NOOOOOOPPPEEEEE *click
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Posted 7/14/08
911: What's your emergency?
Me: Yeah...Can I have a large hawaiian with extra ham, please?
911: Excuse me?
Me: I'm hungry.
911: And?
Me: I'm trying to order a pizza? Do you not understand?
911: Ok but we aren't a pizza place.
Me: What?
911: Yeah, this is 911.
Me: Oh...Ok...So, how much is it gonna be?
911: No no, you don't understand. We don't make pizzas here.
Me: OH...Ok...So can I have an order of BBQ wings instead?
911:...*hangs up*...
Me: Hello?
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