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Posted 7/14/08
911: Hello? What do you need?
Me: This bloiting blit chakked my flak!!
911: ...Excuse me?
Me: Grat! I said the bloiting blit chakked my flak!!!!!!
911: .... *hangs up*
Posted 7/15/08
911:Hello whats ur emergency?!
me:HELP I HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!!
911:Tell me what happened!
me:I SPILLED MY ENTIRE BAG OF M&MS ON THE FLOOR *sobs hysterically*
911:why dont u just go out and buy more at the store miss?
me:*dramatically* It.....was.....THE...LAST....ONE!!!!!!!
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Posted 7/15/08
991: Hello? What's the problem?
Me: Agh.... help.... please... I'm dying....... x_x
991: What are you dying from?! I have officers on their way!
Me: Withdrawal... help.... I need help immediately....
991: Withdrawing from what? Drugs? Smoking? Alcohol?
Me: W-....W-.....World of Warcraft.... I CAN'T AFFORD TO PLAY!!!! MY BODY NEEDS MORE!!!
991: ....You'll be fine..... -_-()
Me: But I-
991: *hangs up*


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Posted 7/15/08 , edited 7/15/08
911: 911 emergency.
Kid: Yeah, I need some help
911: What's the matter? What---
Kid: With my math.
911: With your mouth?
Kid: No, with my Math.
Kid: I have to do it.
Kid: Will you help me?

911: Sure.
911: What kind of math do you need help with?

Kid: I have, I have take-aways.
911: Oh, you gotta do the take-aways?
Kid: Yeah.
911: All right, what's the problem?
Kid: Okay, "sixteen..."
911: ...yeah....
Kid: "...take-away eight..."
911: ...uh-huh....
Kid: What is it?
911: You tell me, how much do you think it is.
Kid: I dunno, "one"?
911: No...how old are you?
Kid: I'm only four.
911: Four?
Mom: Johnny, what are you doing?
Kid: The policeman's helping me with my math!
Mom: What did I tell you about playin' on the phone?
911: Listen to your mother....
Kid: You said when I need help...to call somebody!
Mom: I didn't mean the POLICE.

It's on youtube o_o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKIsLoEb8Fo
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Posted 7/15/08
911: What's your emergency?
Me: Hey, are you watching the sho--NOOO! DON'T DIE! PLZ DONT DIE! I LUV YOU NOOOO....
911: Who's dying? What's going on?!
Me: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME?
911: I didn't do anything to you, please tell me what's going on!
Me: *turns off tv* *panting* EEK! SCARY! What a show!
911: WHAT?! That was a show? Why did you call then?
Me: HEY I WAS JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT JAMES DIED IN OUR FAVOURITE SHOW. I THOUGHT YOU CARED! *hangs up*
911: Umm...ma'am? ma'am? *sighs* *hangs up*
Posted 7/15/08
911:Hello tell us ur emergency!
Me:Hey I got a really bad racket coming from somewhere close!
911:Where and how close Miss?
Me:The bed room down the hall
911:Is it ur parents room?
me: No its my brothers room. him and his girlfriend went in there and i think thier hurt!
911:what makes u say that?
Me:i put my ear to the door and I heard theses really weird noises lyk groans of pain!!!
911: Is your brother Kurisu Kuramaru?
Me:Yes.
911:then thats perfectly natural kid *hangs up*
Posted 7/16/08

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911:Hello tell us ur emergency!
Me:Hey I got a really bad racket coming from somewhere close!
911:Where and how close Miss?
Me:The bed room down the hall
911:Is it ur parents room?
me: No its my brothers room. him and his girlfriend went in there and i think thier hurt!
911:what makes u say that?
Me:i put my ear to the door and I heard theses really weird noises lyk groans of pain!!!
911: Is your brother Kurisu Kuramaru?
Me:Yes.
911:then thats perfectly natural kid *hangs up*
now dats funny

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Posted 7/17/08
Za Blonde behind the 911 line

662 - HL: Heloo~~ im hot and very w....."hangs up" wrong number
911:Hey there whats your emergency
Me:Oh so you changed your not like that now...
911:Im sorry did you call before?
Me:Of course you were the one with the very hot and w... things
911:From where do you know where i worked before?
Me:I see you
911:Oh youre my old job boss , why didnt you say so
Me:I tought you would recognize me
911:Can i work again at Hot Line ? Because this job is very hard and the pay is very low.
Me:Yes sure.
911:Ok ill just go quit my job wait a second please
Me:"waiting, hears some rly loud shouts"
911:Ok so when can i come back to work again?
Me:Achuu me spek no inglish uguubu "hangs up"
911:What the....

ZA END
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Posted 7/17/08
911- How may i help you?
Me: i...i...i........
911- What, what, spit it out woman!
Me: i can't breathe, *chokes*
911- Will get the ambulance right away!
Ambulance Comes...
Me: Your here!
Ambulance: Hey i thought you can't breathe..
Me: Oh i was playing "Who can breathe the longest" w/ my friends
Ambulance:...
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Posted 7/18/08
991: Hello? What do you need?
Me: Help me! I don't know how much longer I can take it!
991: Take what?
Me: NO! AGH! Help! Hurry! It's an emergency!!
991: Ok... I have officers on their way, what's going on over there?
Me: My friend is....is...
991: Yes...?
Me: My friend is trying to tell me a spoiler for Umineko No Naku Koro Ni!!! I don't know how much longer I can keep her still and make sure she doesn't tear off the duct tape from her mouth!
991:.... Good luck with that.... *hangs up*
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Posted 7/18/08
911- How may i help you?
Me- Oh my god....
911- What happened?
Me- Yikes! It's gettin closer!
911- What is?
Me- The Monster!
911- How is a monster in your house?
Me- Well i put these blue and red glasses on and im watching a movie and thee monster keeps getting closer!
911- Good Luck with your movie....*hangs up*
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Posted 7/18/08
911: What's your emergency?
Me: someone is here....im, im scared!!!
911: Don't be scared, are you all alone?
Me: yes i'm all alone...no one is here with me..
911: Where are your parents?
Me: they went out a few minutes ago...but..but there's someone outside the door and the person is knocking furiously. please help me!!
911: Could you describe this person to m--
Dad: SAMUEL ARCHIBALD CUMMINGS OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!
Me: daddy?...is that..you??
Dad: YES THIS IS ME NOW OPEN THE DOOR!
911:....wats going on?
Me: *opens door* why are u back home?
Mom: Daddy and Mommy forgot the keys. Anyways remember what i told you! you have to look outside before you think it's a stranger. don't assume things like that. who is on the phone?
Me: umm..the police..
911: hello? HELLO? is anyone there???
Mom: WHAAT!? excuse me sir i'm sorry to bother you. thx for your help. bye! *hangs up*
Posted 7/20/08
911: Emergency Please?
Me: -speaks this whole different language 911 doesn't know-
911: Excuse me? Wait one moment...calling the translateter.....
Translater: -speaks language-
Me: -speaks language-
Translater: Shouts: Hey Tom!!!
911: What............!!!?
Translater-Uh...do the police have any services for stuck dung in their butt...????
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Posted 7/23/08
911: What's your emergency?
Me: *speaks in a french accent* allo, mah name is gabrielle lapointe et some peoplez at school make funz of mah french acczent. It makez meh so sand vhen ze kids do zat to me...i don'tz like zis at all. plz help me monsieur.
911: Umm, I'm sorry kid but I think you got the wrong number.
Me: Vhat? Izn't zis Childrrrenz Help Phone?
911: Uhh...no this is 911:
Me: Ohh je m'excuse monsieur. *curses in french and hangs up*
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Posted 8/10/08
911: Hello, what is your emergency??
Me: Oh my god, you've gotta help me!!! *screams*
911: What is it? Whats going on??
Me: I can't escape!!!
911:Escape from what??
Me: My friend, she keeps tickling me!!!
911: *hangs up*
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