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Posted 8/11/08
calling 911 without reason is bad.. but ok..

911: hello, what's your emergency?
me: hello!? 911? I need help right away! there's a sexy guy in my house!
911: huh?
me: *takes another look at mirror* oh.. nevermind.. it's just me.
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Posted 8/13/08
Lmao XD~

Me: Hello
911: Yes, What's your emergency?
Me: Bye....*Hangs Up*

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lol xD

911: yes, what's your emergency?
me: hey is your fridge running?
911: ..uh... yeah, it is.
me: then you better go catch it! *hangs up quickly and then slaps thigh and bursts out in laughter*
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Posted 11/5/08
911:Yes,is there an emergency?
me : Aye,there be vikings on yonder coast!
911:Excuse me?
me :Ya heard me! there be pilliging norsmen on yonder coast of ygdriffili!
911:Im not sure i follow sir?
me :Are ye' deaf woman! i be saying the end i near!
911:End? sir i don--
me :
time is short you failure of an emergency respondent!
911:I take it that you need help?
me :Aye!!! oh no! they have landed!!
911:Sir?
me :their berserkers are hoarding the plains! the end is near,Ragnarok is neigh!!!
911:Sir calm down and--
me :Faith in begora! they struck like lightning,they have demolished everything! Arrgggghhhh!!!!!!~static*
911:...
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Posted 11/6/08
911:Hello this is 911
Me: My sister has a fatal disease, she's going to die in ten minutes!
911: Sorry we're busy right now, call back later!

Lol this is from a story someone told about something like this. He had appendicitis and apparently the hospital didn't believe him so they waited 5 hours before letting him in
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Posted 4/12/09
omg. 5 hrs :S

911: Hello. how may i help you?
Me : i'm suffering from not enough candy :D:D
911: wht?
Me : CANDY! *phone dials*
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Posted 4/17/09 , edited 4/17/09
911: You have called 911...What emergency do you need help with?
Caller: Actually, I need some help with my math homework.
911: Umm, how is that an emergency?
Caller: I couldn't think of anything else to do. My parents don't know a thing about math.
911: Oh, okay. Well, I don't really have anything to do right now, so sure. Tell me what problem you're doing.

Actually I heard someone really did call 911 for help on math homework once XD
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Posted 4/25/09
911: Hello, this is 911.

Caller: Hello this is the president of AccountCo, the largest accounting company in the world.
I'm afraid we have a problem with one of our employees.

911: Sir, may we know what the problem is.

Caller: My employee has a paper cut and went to an outrage

911:

Caller: No, It is because he can't solve one of the math problems on the paper. *puts down the phone.

P.s there is no such thing as AccountCo.....







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Posted 4/25/09 , edited 4/25/09
911: Hello this is 911, what's the emergency?
Caller: They're all dying!!
911: We'll be right there.

Ambulance arrives.

Ambulance people: Whats going on?
Caller: My flowers! They're all dead!!!
Ambulance people: ...............
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Posted 4/26/09
911: Hello underlings.. Is there an emergency.

Caller: Something ate my pet...

911: We'll be on your way.

Police arrives.

Police: Is there an animal attack here..

Caller: Yes. My friend's cat ate my pet rat.

Police: %^&#$%#$!
Posted 6/24/09
911 : What's your emergency?
Me : Something happened to my mom and dad!
911 : What's going on?
Me : I went to go get a glass of water then when I went passes their door, I heard screams!
911 : *sweat drops* uh..hmm...how do I explain this...
Me : Help me! the screams is getting louder! I'm scared!
911 : Don't be you mother and father are...having fun to put in a way.
Me : fun?
911 : you'll understand when you get older.
Me : *silence* so what do i do for the rest of the night?
911 : listen to your ipod and maximum volume to block to noise.
Me : uh okay.
911 : alright good night. *hangs up*
Me : I can still hear the screams...
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Posted 9/6/09
911: This is 911, what's wrong?
Me: I HAVE NO LLAMAS
911: I'm sorry, what was that ma'am?
Me: I HAVE NO LLAMAS *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*
911:...*hangsup*
Me: GIMME MY LLAMA BACK D:
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Posted 12/24/09
911: Hello, this is 911. Who's speaking?

me: me, i'm Erik

911: Ok what's the problem sir?

me: I am in a terrible state... I think I may not be able to see myself 'living' tomorow

911: What's the terrible state sir? State your address so that we can send an ambulans

me: I'm suffering from a heart broken disease.

911: huh?
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Posted 12/24/09
991: hello this is 911 whats the emergency?

Me: my cat has a lazor in its mouth!!

991: Excuse me? Your cat, what?!"

Me: Mah cat has a friggin lazor!!! Dang! He is firin it!"

911: Ma'am, whats the emergency?"

Me: Are you retarded?!?! A have a cat with lazor! And you cant see the emergency??!?!

911: ..................

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