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Posted 12/27/09
911: Hello this is 911

a person (not me): Hi you have a sexy voice (giggles)

911: ??? may i know what's the problem sir?

a person (not me): ooh, I am a woman sir.

911: Oh im sorry ma'm. What seems to be the problem?

a person (not me): Do you want some company? I'm free alllll night.

911:





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Posted 12/31/09
911: Hello this is 911, whats the emergency?

person: they brought me the wrong burger!!

911: excuse me ma'am?

person: that burger king bastards brought me the wrong order!!!

911: why dont you call and tell this to them ma'am?

person: NO! I WANT YOU TO ARREST THEM! I WANT MY WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER!

(this one is real)
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911: hello, this is 911.

some girl: omg help me my bf is cheating on me!!

911: ..... listen missy, we don't entertain love matters here. we're very busy you know?

some girl: huh what? no, it's not-

911: now if it's not a real big emergency then stop fooling around. >click<

some girl: ........ i mean my bf is cheating on me in a chess game!!! was going to ask yall for help. Stupid unreliable people! >:(

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Lol

Dispatcher: "911. What is your emergency?"

Male Caller: "You have got people working in the school right now. And they've been working all night

violating the noise code over here."

Dispatcher: "Sir, a noise complaint is not an emergency call. You'll have to call on the business line."

Male Caller: "Well how about if I shoot them, would it be an emergency then?"

Dispatcher: "Sure would."

Male Caller: "Alright."
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911: 911, thank you for calling 911. if you need any help call again *hangs up

person: *dial tone* ... wth?
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Posted 7/7/10
Lady: 9 1 1 OMGOODNESS EMERGENCYYY D: D:

911: Yes Ma'am how may I help you?

Lady: Something TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED! I was simply doing the dishes at home and-and-and----

911: Yes...What happened?

Lady: MY MY... MY.....

911: Mhmm....

Lady: MY NAIL BROKE D: D: D:

911: ....-hangs up-....

(this was very cheesy) ._."
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