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Posted 7/15/08
Guess I'll start us off then.


Posted 7/15/08 , edited 7/15/08
New thread!
Are those the really bad jokes you warned me about?

Here's a couple that I used to love. And don't say I didn't warn you that it's not exactly appropriate.

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i wanna show all this to my mum.....see how she react after reading this jokes
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LoL, some good ones there guys RoFL
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azera wrote:

i wanna show all this to my mum.....see how she react after reading this jokes


Lol. I'd be too scared to show these to my mom.
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lol to any of my parents 4 that matter they might have a fit
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Mmmhmmm. She doesn't even know I talk to guys.
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she isnt one of them overly Protectve mum aye?
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!!WARNING JOKE BELOW ADULTS ONLY!!



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BE_LOVED wrote:

Mmmhmmm. She doesn't even know I talk to guys.


who is "she"
Posted 7/16/08 , edited 7/16/08
^My mother.


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she isnt one of them overly Protectve mum aye?


Both my parents are super over-protective. My mom's more open about it. My mother said, wherever I go to college, she'll follow me. When I'm finally dating, all I'm allowed to do with the guy is talk (as if). She'll interrogate any boyfriend I ever have. If anyone hurts me, she'll kill them. In fact, she screamed like hell at this girl and her mother for calling me a bitch for not having a Sailormoon card when I was, like, 8.
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BE_LOVED wrote:

^My mother.


1stslug wrote:

she isnt one of them overly Protectve mum aye?


Both my parents are super over-protective. My mom's more open about it. My mother said, wherever I go to college, she'll follow me. When I'm finally dating, all I'm allowed to do with the guy is talk (as if). She'll interrogate any boyfriend I ever have. If anyone hurts me, she'll kill them. In fact, she screamed like hell at this girl and her mother for calling me a bitch for not having a Sailormoon card when I was, like, 8.


is dat gd news or bad news?
Posted 7/16/08
I don't know...
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lol how come u didnt noe whether u said is bad news or gd news
Posted 7/16/08
'Cause I haven't thought much about it.
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