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Posted 7/18/08
Name: Elizabeth
Age: Unknown
Gender: Unknown
Occupations: Supporting my terrorist master
Race: Amanto
Birthday: 7 September
Height: 180 cm
Weight: 123 kg
Distinguishable features: - Penguin/Duck appearance
- Usually seen walking beside a man with long black hair
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Katsura: *pulls out notepad* Now to begin the Joi Shishi exam, write your answers out, and don't cheat because a representative will be monitoring the test so don't try to be cunning...

First, here's a question... give me the readings of this kanji:

土方 English characters "Hijikata"

近藤 English characters "Kondou"

沖田 English Characters "Okita"


Next, math...

I have two american coins in my pocket, they add up to 15 cents and one of them is not a dime... what two coins are they?

I have 15 sheep. all but 13 die, How many are left?

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

Is there a fourth of July in the United Kingdom?

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

How many birthdays does the average man have?

If there are 3 apples, and you take away 2, how many do you have?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
There are 15 shinsegumi fighting 15 Joi Shishi. all the shinsegumi are killed but then 10 more arrive, how many noses does jet li have?

Now for logic and reasoning...

A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

A father and son get into a car accident the father dies and the son is rushed to the hospital, the doctor says I can't operate on this child he's my son. What relationship is the doctor to the child?

If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

How far can a dog run into the woods?

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Now for foreign language,



Now write the mission statement of the Joi Shishi in English:

BONUS:
What is the average Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?


Posted 7/18/08
eh....seems like I've seen this quiz somewhere before.....
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I posted most of the questions in the Joi Secret organization, but I never posted the correct answers.... *smirk* only me and one other person know the real answers
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heh...i thought aneue knows the answers also....
Posted 7/18/08

Fruitspunchsamurai wrote:

I posted most of the questions in the Joi Secret organization, but I never posted the correct answers.... *smirk* only me and one other person know the real answers


What?.....Master! *tears spilling*.....master is keeping things secret from me again...muuhuuu *cries*....master tells someone else his deepest secret, why doesn't master tell me? *wail* mwaaaa!! master is so mean to eli..!
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usagi_chiba06 wrote:

heh...i thought aneue knows the answers also....


She IS the only other person with the answers other than me...
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Posted 7/18/08

Fruitspunchsamurai wrote:


usagi_chiba06 wrote:

heh...i thought aneue knows the answers also....


She IS the only other person with the answers other than me...


I haven't told ANYONE, not even king313 if that's what your worried about... (I won't tell, you have my word.)
Posted 7/18/08
Name: Elizabeth

Age: *stare* ...............

Height: *stare* ..................

Weight: *stare*..................

Gender: *stare*...............

Hobbies: painting, walking around, listening

Favorite Foods: strawberry Milk, beer, sometimes cigerettes

Weapons/Supplies: signboard, laser eyes, bazooka, parachute, disguises, etc.... hidden stuff

Race: Space Being(unconfortable with "Amanto")

Currently in: Joi

Favorite Quote: "Joi is Joy, Joy is Joi.... Joi!"

Tell me about yourself: *stare* ...................

References: Katsura, Uchino, Mitsuba
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