Legal loopholes!
Posted 7/21/08 , edited 7/21/08
Share your knowledge of legal loopholes!

I know some of UK ones:
It's not illegal if you commit crime under the age of 10. so if you are under 10, kill that bastard u hate! u wnt get done for it!
Also, if you seriously beat someone up, break into their house to do it bcoz u get a lesser sentence!
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why do you get a lesser sentence if you beat someone up in their own house?!
Posted 7/21/08 , edited 7/21/08

LaFemme wrote:

why do you get a lesser sentence if you beat someone up in their own house?!


coz beating someone after breaking into their house is actually part of the Theft Act believe it or not, which has a max sentence of 14 years if i remembered correctly.
Causing GBH can have a max sentence of life imprisonment (25 years).
The white gits in the house of commons are idiots who cnt make logical laws!
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Posted 7/21/08 , edited 7/21/08
Its illegal to die in the houses of Parliament?

Pregnant women can pee anywhere?

oh and if you're caught Drink driving, quickly go into a pub down about 6 pints, now the police have no evidence against you.
Posted 7/21/08

Chance16 wrote:

oh and if you're caught Drink driving, quickly go into a pub down about 6 pints, now the police have no evidence against you.


i like dis one!
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Thats america for you where Americans can borrow more so than the preordained amount and get away with it.Man you have to love those big self-comprisable insurance/bank companies.Fraud its never gotten easier.
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Being rich and having a family that's involved in politics.
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K my dad works in grocery so here are mine.

One as long as it's not in a package you can eat it. I mean full out eat it and they can only ask you to leave or ask you to never come back.

Also if your shop lifting or not NEVER go into the back of the store. It makes you unable to sue them for publicly arresting you. When they ask you to come back there or to come back into the store you say no and say your gonna start grabbing witnesses that they are publicly arresting you. They will leave you be or you can sue (well depends if your actually shop lifting just when they aren't looking put it back)
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if you are caught shoplifting -never- lift your arms. if you dont they legaly cant search you
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