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Reasons Why Jesus Christ Came To Die
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No, you all have it wrong. Jesus was a masochist I mean really that entire family is a little messed up. Look at God for example, you kill his kid and he loves you more. How does that make any sense in the least bit. I don't care if you are an all knowing god if someone kills your kid you are going to pissed off. Then there is Mary clearly she was lying about still being a virgin what were they going to do be like, "alright we need to check spread 'em" so I me so I mean she was obviously in the clear. So, she couldn't be like I had sex with god an am thus ruined for any other guy that comes along no she pretends to be a virgin and the people in that day were not what you called bright so they went with it. Then through her raising she made Jesus into a masochist. All the while god grew to hate him more so he was happy when people killed him. That makes much more sense than the way the bible put it. They just put it the way they did so people would feel like it was a more happy and forgiving religion.
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No, you all have it wrong. Jesus was a masochist I mean really that entire family is a little messed up. Look at God for example, you kill his kid and he loves you more. How does that make any sense in the least bit. I don't care if you are an all knowing god if someone kills your kid you are going to pissed off. Then there is Mary clearly she was lying about still being a virgin what were they going to do be like, "alright we need to check spread 'em" so I me so I mean she was obviously in the clear. So, she couldn't be like I had sex with god an am thus ruined for any other guy that comes along no she pretends to be a virgin and the people in that day were not what you called bright so they went with it. Then through her raising she made Jesus into a masochist. All the while god grew to hate him more so he was happy when people killed him. That makes much more sense than the way the bible put it. They just put it the way they did so people would feel like it was a more happy and forgiving religion.


and the flames begin
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Jesterj wrote:

No, you all have it wrong. Jesus was a masochist I mean really that entire family is a little messed up. Look at God for example, you kill his kid and he loves you more. How does that make any sense in the least bit. I don't care if you are an all knowing god if someone kills your kid you are going to pissed off. Then there is Mary clearly she was lying about still being a virgin what were they going to do be like, "alright we need to check spread 'em" so I me so I mean she was obviously in the clear. So, she couldn't be like I had sex with god an am thus ruined for any other guy that comes along no she pretends to be a virgin and the people in that day were not what you called bright so they went with it. Then through her raising she made Jesus into a masochist. All the while god grew to hate him more so he was happy when people killed him. That makes much more sense than the way the bible put it. They just put it the way they did so people would feel like it was a more happy and forgiving religion.


and the flames begin


I resent that, this is clearly not a flame I obviously had good clear supporting comment. It is not like I called everyone a fucktard and then ran out. I am trolling thank you.
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Jesterj wrote:


crimsonkiba wrote:


Jesterj wrote:

No, you all have it wrong. Jesus was a masochist I mean really that entire family is a little messed up. Look at God for example, you kill his kid and he loves you more. How does that make any sense in the least bit. I don't care if you are an all knowing god if someone kills your kid you are going to pissed off. Then there is Mary clearly she was lying about still being a virgin what were they going to do be like, "alright we need to check spread 'em" so I me so I mean she was obviously in the clear. So, she couldn't be like I had sex with god an am thus ruined for any other guy that comes along no she pretends to be a virgin and the people in that day were not what you called bright so they went with it. Then through her raising she made Jesus into a masochist. All the while god grew to hate him more so he was happy when people killed him. That makes much more sense than the way the bible put it. They just put it the way they did so people would feel like it was a more happy and forgiving religion.


and the flames begin


I resent that, this is clearly not a flame I obviously had good clear supporting comment. It is not like I called everyone a fucktard and then ran out. I am trolling thank you.


ha ha, too true. im sure no christian would find that a flame against their religion.

ummm where did mary come into the forum question.... must have missed it
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Jesterj wrote:


crimsonkiba wrote:


Jesterj wrote:

No, you all have it wrong. Jesus was a masochist I mean really that entire family is a little messed up. Look at God for example, you kill his kid and he loves you more. How does that make any sense in the least bit. I don't care if you are an all knowing god if someone kills your kid you are going to pissed off. Then there is Mary clearly she was lying about still being a virgin what were they going to do be like, "alright we need to check spread 'em" so I me so I mean she was obviously in the clear. So, she couldn't be like I had sex with god an am thus ruined for any other guy that comes along no she pretends to be a virgin and the people in that day were not what you called bright so they went with it. Then through her raising she made Jesus into a masochist. All the while god grew to hate him more so he was happy when people killed him. That makes much more sense than the way the bible put it. They just put it the way they did so people would feel like it was a more happy and forgiving religion.


and the flames begin


I resent that, this is clearly not a flame I obviously had good clear supporting comment. It is not like I called everyone a fucktard and then ran out. I am trolling thank you.


ha ha, too true. im sure no christian would find that a flame against their religion.

ummm where did mary come into the forum question.... must have missed it


I don't know it just sort of fitted with the whole family thing. After all she was the mother of jesus.

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i'm Muslim so I believe he didn't die.


So Jesus is still running around? Like the old rumours claim Elvis is doing?
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h4x0rz wrote:

i'm Muslim so I believe he didn't die.


So Jesus is still running around? Like the old rumours claim Elvis is doing?


xD i thought the same thing when i read that.

wait what are you saying elvis is still alive! i saw him like 1 hundred times at halloween
Posted 7/22/08
-he realized people will still be evil so he gave up
-he couldn't bear the evilness of the world
-heaven was way much better than here.

couldn't think of any other reasons..
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It's a little off topic but I saw this in a christian bookshop on a prayer card:

"I asked Jesus how much he loves me and he spread out his arms and said "this much" and then he died."


was it wrong that I loled'? maybe because it reminded me of that doom story...ah, I'm going to hell aren't I?
Posted 7/22/08
wot da hell is 'jesus'?!
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yoyomastervxc wrote:

Hi everyone, just wondering if people had any ideas why Christ came to the world to die for us.
We all know that it was because people sinned and Christ came to take them away. But does anyone else have their own way of seeing it?
Post your thoughts:



~Eunjin


Hey Kid..He did not just die, that would have ended badly for the Faith but he was raised from the dead by God.
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gudgurL22 wrote:

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen.... (ahw)

3 nails + 1 cross = 4given...

that's how God loves us... (awwww)

haha... ^^



i had this on my cellphone,someone texted it to me


yeah,jesus did not die..i saw him on movies..he became a superstar..
Posted 7/22/08
because he loved us....
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