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Did "School Days" gave you a lesson in near end?
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28 / F
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
I learn that boys are 5 time or more , and yet one of the girls will go carzy just because he cheating on her.
Also Nice boat , are reallly nice after all.
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30 / F
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
i learned that i should never lie about being pregnant.

oh.. and never to cheat.
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F / Why should i tell u?
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08

dolphinloverjc wrote:

I sure did! don't cheat on people or else bad things will happen. very bad things.
Students can identify theme easily.

Teacher: What is theme? Give me an example of theme from any story.
Student: Theme is the author's hidden lesson within the story. For example in the Japanese animation show School Days, a guy cheated on his girlfriend[s], and he was murdered by his second girlfriend. The theme of that story is to never cheat 'cause cheaters never live.. oh I meant win.

ahaha love how u said cheaters never live oh i meant win ahha but yea i leanred hat if u have a boyfriend dotn trust him completely unless u noe he's real <3
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28 / M / Bronx,NY
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
hell yeah, that 11 is better than 1 lol
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Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
i learn that im in a big trouble and if one of the girls im trying with invite me to a boat trip this summer hoppefully i can go with my head stick to my body
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25 / M / Unknown
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
hopefully in the near future pple will understand why resorting 2 violence is the best way to end things...

Also dont answer ur text messages when ur home with ur gf...she might just stab u ^^
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23 / F
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
I did not like the ending it was HORRIBLE GOD SHE CUT HER STOMACH eww it was so bleedy
NEVER CHEAT on ur girlfriend..... i hate that guy NEVER CHEAT PPL
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28 / M / Philippines
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
I've learned nothing cheating is good having two gf is awesome ^_^
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24 / M / Canada
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08

sountendo wrote:

i learned that i should think with my brain rather than my d*ck lol, but ppl who say that all guys are pigs....not every guy acts like Makoto lol geees, i dnt know any guy who would go as far as he did, and i certainly wouldnt because i would like my head to stay on my body

Rofl I second that.
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28 / M / There!!! .....Maybe
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
I learned that
Bitches are scary
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22 / M
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
I learned never cheat, don't have sex when you're in high school, don't date your friend who's friend is your ex, and use condoms
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
Next time I shouldn't have vandalized my ex boyfriends car I should have just cut his head off...kidding kidding
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28 / M / NY- Dats all im r...
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
i learned dat girls r dangerous to mess w/. T^T Never try to cheat on your girlfriend unless you are immortal.
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24 / M / NY
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
if u want to cheat, do it WISELY~ (pick ur girls WISELY)

and 2- if u want more than 1 girl the safe way is to get 1, dump her, go out w/ the other, dump Her, etc etc etc

3- whats better? $1? $10? or $100000000000
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26 / M
Posted 7/23/08 , edited 7/24/08
yeah! i learned 133 things and I'd be happy to share. Enjoy!

1) If you really love her, wear a cover
2) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
3) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
4) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
5) No glove, no love
6) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
7) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
8) No one likes a horse's ***, protect yourself at climax
9) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the ****
10) Avoid a frown, contain your clown
11) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
12) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
13) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
14) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
15) Cloak the joker before you poke her
16) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
17) Cape your throbber before you bob her
18) After detection sheath your erection
19) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
20) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
21) Cover that lumber before you pump her
22) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
23) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
24) House your noodle then release your strudel
25) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
26) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
27) Cage that snake then shake and bake
28) Cover your peter it will be much neater
29) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
30) It's always funky to cage your monkey
31) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
32) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
33) It's not much money to catch your honey
34) Don't be a fool cover your tool
35) Hood that match then scratch that thatch
36) Stitch that switch then itch her niche
37) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
38) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
39) Contain that sputum before you use him
40) Restrain your log then plow her bog
41) Glove your pecker before you check her
42) Coat that slimmer before you prime her
43) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
44) Cover old pete then grind her meat
45) Guard your peter before you meet her
46) Check your list before you tryst
47) Wrap your bate before you mate
48) Can your worm before you squirm
49) Cover your pipe you dumb *** wipe
50) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
51) Bag the mole then do her hole
52) Cuff your carrot before you share it
53) Jail your number then call the plumber
54) Cover your vein then drive her insane
55) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
56) Protect your dink then fluff her mink
57) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
58) Hide ole harry then take her cherry
59) Wrap that spout then bore her out
60) Conceal your train don't cause her pain
61) Guard your bridge then do her ridge >
62) Shroud your trout then make her shout
63) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
64) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
65) Wrap your spout to catch the trout
66) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
67) Cover your steamer before you ream her
68) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
69) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
70) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
71) Clothe the ***** before you hone her
72) Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
73) Cork your pump or you don't hump
74) No unwrapped stags get between my legs
75) Dress that erection to make a deflection
76) Contain that shanker before you spank her
77) Cap that seeder before you breed her
78) Stop the stream before you cream
79) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
80) Protect your screw to catch that glue
81) Package your meat for a real neat treat
82) Holster your gun then shootings more fun
83) Canvas that trailer before you nail her
84) Garage the tractor then attack her
85) Net that grass hopper before you pop her
86) Sock that wanger before you bang her
87) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
88) Trim your hardwood then do her real good
89) Garnish your oak then give her a poke
90) Pouch your associate then go fornicate
91) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
92) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
93) Catch that goat before it bloats
94) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
95) Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
96) Prune that stalk then make her squawk
97) Wrap that rod then please her bod
98) Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
99) House that bottle then mash her throttle
100) Sash that hash then thrash that gash
101) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
102) Can your knob then throb her swab
103) Contain old Doug then clean her rug
104) Cover your limb before you swim
105) Retain your bailer then impail her
106) Rope your dope then make some soap
107) Net your salamander then make salad in her
108) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
109) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
110) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
111) Cover your stone before you bone
112) House your hose then curl her toes
113) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ***
114) Blanket your twitch then hump that *****
115) Shield your rocks then pond her box
116) Cover old sly then do her dry
117) Wrap your rail then fill her pail
118) Glove your chimney before you come in me
119) If your nude tube your dude
110) Cloak your hitter then go split her
121) Wrap your nipper before you dip her
122) Can your spam then bam that mam
123) Corral your ram then slice her ham
124) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
125) Twist your wick then stick that prick
126) Cover old Bart then dart her tart
127) Shed old spot then do her slot
128) Drawer your pip then split her lips
129) Contain that leach then mash her peach
130) Bag your elm then take the helm
131) Sheath your sword before you wield it
132) Cover your banana before she eats it
133) Use stealth condoms, they'll never see you coming.
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