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Did "School Days" gave you a lesson in near end?
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Go Home early..
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23 / F
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I learned that I will never view harem anime the same.
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nah
maybe just that the kindest and shyest girl are so weak inside they'll end up snapping if something happens
Posted 7/2/11

callmetim wrote:

yeah! i learned 133 things and I'd be happy to share. Enjoy!

1) If you really love her, wear a cover
2) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
3) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
4) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
5) No glove, no love
6) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
7) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
8) No one likes a horse's ***, protect yourself at climax
9) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the ****
10) Avoid a frown, contain your clown
11) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
12) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
13) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
14) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
15) Cloak the joker before you poke her
16) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
17) Cape your throbber before you bob her
18) After detection sheath your erection
19) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
20) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
21) Cover that lumber before you pump her
22) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
23) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
24) House your noodle then release your strudel
25) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
26) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
27) Cage that snake then shake and bake
28) Cover your peter it will be much neater
29) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
30) It's always funky to cage your monkey
31) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
32) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
33) It's not much money to catch your honey
34) Don't be a fool cover your tool
35) Hood that match then scratch that thatch
36) Stitch that switch then itch her niche
37) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
38) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
39) Contain that sputum before you use him
40) Restrain your log then plow her bog
41) Glove your pecker before you check her
42) Coat that slimmer before you prime her
43) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
44) Cover old pete then grind her meat
45) Guard your peter before you meet her
46) Check your list before you tryst
47) Wrap your bate before you mate
48) Can your worm before you squirm
49) Cover your pipe you dumb *** wipe
50) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
51) Bag the mole then do her hole
52) Cuff your carrot before you share it
53) Jail your number then call the plumber
54) Cover your vein then drive her insane
55) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
56) Protect your dink then fluff her mink
57) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
58) Hide ole harry then take her cherry
59) Wrap that spout then bore her out
60) Conceal your train don't cause her pain
61) Guard your bridge then do her ridge >
62) Shroud your trout then make her shout
63) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
64) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
65) Wrap your spout to catch the trout
66) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
67) Cover your steamer before you ream her
68) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
69) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
70) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
71) Clothe the ***** before you hone her
72) Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
73) Cork your pump or you don't hump
74) No unwrapped stags get between my legs
75) Dress that erection to make a deflection
76) Contain that shanker before you spank her
77) Cap that seeder before you breed her
78) Stop the stream before you cream
79) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
80) Protect your screw to catch that glue
81) Package your meat for a real neat treat
82) Holster your gun then shootings more fun
83) Canvas that trailer before you nail her
84) Garage the tractor then attack her
85) Net that grass hopper before you pop her
86) Sock that wanger before you bang her
87) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
88) Trim your hardwood then do her real good
89) Garnish your oak then give her a poke
90) Pouch your associate then go fornicate
91) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
92) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
93) Catch that goat before it bloats
94) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
95) Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
96) Prune that stalk then make her squawk
97) Wrap that rod then please her bod
98) Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
99) House that bottle then mash her throttle
100) Sash that hash then thrash that gash
101) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
102) Can your knob then throb her swab
103) Contain old Doug then clean her rug
104) Cover your limb before you swim
105) Retain your bailer then impail her
106) Rope your dope then make some soap
107) Net your salamander then make salad in her
108) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
109) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
110) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
111) Cover your stone before you bone
112) House your hose then curl her toes
113) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ***
114) Blanket your twitch then hump that *****
115) Shield your rocks then pond her box
116) Cover old sly then do her dry
117) Wrap your rail then fill her pail
118) Glove your chimney before you come in me
119) If your nude tube your dude
110) Cloak your hitter then go split her
121) Wrap your nipper before you dip her
122) Can your spam then bam that mam
123) Corral your ram then slice her ham
124) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
125) Twist your wick then stick that prick
126) Cover old Bart then dart her tart
127) Shed old spot then do her slot
128) Drawer your pip then split her lips
129) Contain that leach then mash her peach
130) Bag your elm then take the helm
131) Sheath your sword before you wield it
132) Cover your banana before she eats it
133) Use stealth condoms, they'll never see you coming.


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I did NOT learn that a woman doesn't need a man to define her.
I did NOT learn that women can be independent of men.
I did NOT learn talking with your love partner will help with your relationship.

I DID learn that your best male friend can be in love with you, another guy.
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Posted 7/3/11
DONT GO NEAR PSYCHOS :3
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Posted 7/3/11
I learned that I should read up on animes before I watch them
I learned that this anime seriously gave me nightmares
I learned that psychos will kill you either way
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Posted 7/3/11
Not all guys are pigs! The girl also says yes too, So i guess when they say yes then that makes them whores? See you cant put everyone in the same catagory.
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19 / F / New York City
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Posted 7/3/11
Yeah. Don't talk to crazy bitches.
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16 / M / New York, New York
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Posted 7/22/11
I thInk iT did beacuse in the beginig of the ova the episode about the superheros itou says on the train u only have one live so live (and i forgot the rest) so there u go thats the lesson


I think
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16 / M / New York, New York
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Posted 7/22/11
Do u think she'll keep his head for ever and how do u think the charaters found about they died
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16 / M / New York, New York
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Posted 7/22/11
Its 5pm all the good kids are going home now
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47 / F / Center of the Uni...
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Posted 7/22/11
Learning morality from anime is like learning history from the simpsons. Come on people, read a book.
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32 / M / FairyFlossLand/Ba...
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Posted 7/22/11

papagolfwhiskey wrote:

Learning morality from anime is like learning history from the simpsons. Come on people, read a book.


Don't be so hasty to dismiss anime as an art form that seeks only to appeal to it's audience. Sure, we have our contrived ecchi harems and hotblooded shonen anime, but there are several other animes that seek to educate along with their primary goal of entertaining the audience. Even early magical girl anime taught us perhaps the most visceral of themes in media; the power of friendship. And as we slowly work up the ladder of complexity in the anime world, we get series like School Days and Katanagatari, to name a few, which teach us lessons in life.
And besides, there are heaps of books out there that don't give a damn about morality and only seek to entertain. You can't possibly generalise both of these media forms.
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i have learned one thing.... use A DAMN CONDOM

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