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**Worst Thing To Say After Sex
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19 / ? / Sweden
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Posted 9/19/11
"well that wasn't very fun *sigh* "
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F / wonderland
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Posted 9/19/11
"...we had sex? Are you sure? *awkward pause* I didn't feel anything..."
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19 / ? / Sweden
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Posted 9/19/11
"damn, you were really quick ... didnt even get to start"
Posted 9/19/11
What was that?
Posted 9/19/11
Being high is more fun than having sex with you.
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44 / F / City of Dis
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Posted 9/19/11
(To whoever was hiding in the closet) "You get all that??"
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19 / ? / Sweden
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Posted 9/23/11
Were you even in? i just felt a breeze.
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28 / M / Riding sound waves
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Posted 9/23/11
Jesus do you ever trim? I"ll get the lawnmower. Hold still.
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19 / ? / Sweden
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Posted 9/23/11
i'll just use this vibrator instead..
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20 / M
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Posted 9/23/11
you are no better than a kid!
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19 / ? / Sweden
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Posted 9/23/11
Yeah, soooo... i cheated on you last night.
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44 / F / City of Dis
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Posted 9/23/11
"OMG you're a MAN?"
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19 / F / New York
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Posted 9/23/11
You know, I can't seem to figure out this green stuff growing between my balls.
Posted 9/23/11
Rip off my disguise, scream Kamehame-ha at the top of my lungs,
blow the hell out of the room...


then go have my nails done.

the end.
Posted 10/6/11
Let's not do this anymore
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