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**Worst Thing To Say After Sex
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29 / M / Riding sound waves
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Posted 9/13/12
Do I need to get tested?
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25 / F / Georgia
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"I'm glad you didn't say anything about the poop smell."
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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If I had known beforehand how dry you are I wouldn't have used all the K-Y jelly I had on the lambs.
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M / Bay area California
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Thank you
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23 / F / in the land of th...
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"Opps!" "I did it again"....

mops up blood, scurries out said window,,,,
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 9/26/12
I'm not sure if foam is supposed to come out of there. O.o
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24 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 9/26/12
oh my i feel so messed in many way
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Posted 9/29/12
"insert goat noises here" during climax yes greatest one ive done
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Posted 9/29/12
When we were in the doggy position, I happened to look down at your breasts.... and by the way they looked while sagging, they reminded me of my grandma's.
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21 / M / Missouri
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This is based on a real event, but this was during (but it pretty much ended afterwards anyways..lol)

I told her to "Shh..Stop talking and moaning" and covered her mouth for a sec, I thought someone was coming to my room so I needed the silence to hear the footsteps upstairs, she thought i thought her voice was ugly and annoying and became majorly insecure..

Lets just say I had the blueies that night.
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25 / F / Georgia
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^ Lol that made me laugh.


"Okay, let me go get a goat and this will really get exciting!"
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24 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 9/30/12
oh my did i have feel of female doobi like g-cup?
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Posted 9/30/12
Here's the money, now at which corner do I need to drop you off?
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22 / M / Louisiana
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Posted 9/30/12
I have HIV btw
Posted 9/30/12
"I think the condom broke..."
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