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**Worst Thing To Say After Sex
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Posted 12/4/12
SH1T! IT'S BLEEDING!
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22 / M / Maryland
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Posted 12/4/12
Well next time I get to be Spiderman *pout-face*
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26 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 12/4/12
so really very uh WOW
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28 / M / Lake Elsinore, CA
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Posted 12/5/12
"I've had better" - Jim Carry, in 'Lair Lair'
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35 / M / The Netherlands
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Posted 12/5/12
Oh [Insert a heavy moan of any name that is not yours.]!
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24 / M / West-Central Florida
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Posted 12/5/12

George_z wrote:

Oh [Insert a heavy moan of any name that is not yours.]!


Ooh! Oooooooh! Question!
Why would you moan your own name after sex?
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Posted 12/5/12
Have fun treating those crabs!
Posted 12/5/12
Well that's shame your on the small side
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28 / M / Eureeka's castle
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Posted 12/5/12
Your daughter was much better
Posted 12/5/12
oh, you said the safety word 10 minutes ago??????
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26 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 12/6/12
tell me i did not just eat something yikes?
Posted 12/6/12
this forum topic is sooooo wrong!!!! but i'm always in here reading it, sooooo funny!!!!!
Posted 12/10/12
I don't think 2 minutes was the 'best' I ever had.
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24 / M / West-Central Florida
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Posted 12/11/12
Woman: "Wow, that's some endurance!"

Man: "Pssh, naaah, I didn't feel a thing."
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Posted 12/11/12
Have you ever gotten bread out of that thing?
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