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**Worst Thing To Say After Sex
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Posted 12/11/12
I can sew it back on if you'd like? Or would you rather we head to the ER?
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19 / M / Australia
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Posted 12/11/12
My ex was better
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27 / M / London
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I think I'm gay.
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27 / M / Australia
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"that was good( insert wrong name)"
Posted 12/11/12
Have you put it in yet?
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27 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 12/11/12
are you very messed-up?
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Posted 12/11/12
Saying a wrong name lol .
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22 / M / Maryland
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Posted 12/11/12
I wish I had drank more rum prior to this...
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F / Ozone
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Posted 12/11/12
Been awhile,huh?
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27 / M / London
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Posted 12/11/12
BRB I need to pee.
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19 / M / North Dakota
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Posted 12/11/12
*Snores* Aiiiiiiii. What going on? who are you? how did you get in my house? why am i naked?

woman: we just had sex. ive been stalking you. I busted and came through your window, then i knocked out your brother. You was naked before i got here.


WHATTTT, WHY DO I KEEP STRIPPING IN MY SLEEP.
woman: O,O
me: O.o........who are you again.
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25 / F / in the land of th...
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Posted 12/11/12
Take the money and run babee....!!
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27 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 12/11/12
why did you just go eat some donuts?
Posted 12/17/12
"Now we're both going to itch!"
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F / Ozone
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Posted 12/17/12
Hurry up and get off of me!
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