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Bizarre creatures and odd beasts
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A THIRD EYE TO SEE THEM-THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

Sirens- Sea nymphs that would lure passing mariners to their death on the rocks with their sweet singing. In modern times we call them GOSSIPERS(ladies). These creatures would lure a person's life. This creatures blurts out a nasty biographical anthology of some other person. Famous species of this creature are the gossip reporters and the very talkative seatmate you had when you rode the bus the other day. Practically, they're everywhere and the scariest bit is that you can be one yourself.

Miron- A close cousin of the gossipers., the Miron is a complete airhead and had a dismal IQ; it loves to butt into risky situations and dead spots like gun-fights, hostage-takings and vehicular accidents. This creature is aroused by the cameras and media coverage. This creature is highly attracted to a pooling of blood until it realizes that it is its own blood that is spilling out of his guts. You can spot this creature easily: the one waving behind the reporter.

Argus- In Greek mythology, Argus is 100-eyed giant who is also known as Panoptes("the all-seeing"). Celebrities always try to avoid this creature; however this creature insistently and annoyingly follows celebrities wherever they go. Thus, we call them paparazzi, the scandal-seeking photographers.

Hydra- Nine-headed monster with poisonous breath and one immortal head. This creature is identical to the people who make poisonous promises of a hundred fold during election campaign periods but after which switches its immortal head on and devours public funds. And we call them corrupt politicians- they never die, they just rapidly multiply..


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trolls. the highlight of their lives happen to be flaming people who never even heard of them.
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I think there's another thread like this one.


I like mermaids though.
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Largest Clams?


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guidos merit a place here too
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h4x0rz wrote:

guidos merit a place here too :D


you're right!!

http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-245452/Ever-herd-of-Guidos.html

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Chance16 wrote:

Largest Clams?




Wow. That's one hell of a clam. Scary.

Looks like a d***.
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heres your "mermaid" guys



O BBY -whistle-

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Feonalily wrote:

heres your "mermaid" guys



Exactly why I like mermaids.



SimplyBill wrote:


xyie wrote:



Wow. That's one hell of a clam. Scary.

Looks like a d***.


Is it possible for a d*** to be that fat?


It just looks like it. Sort of.



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Feonalily wrote:

heres your "mermaid" guys



so much for Ariel ....
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Chance16 wrote:

Largest Clams?




wow~!!! they look like a very large d*ck. but does it taste good?
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SimplyBill wrote:


h4x0rz wrote:


Feonalily wrote:

heres your "mermaid" guys



so much for Ariel ....


I thought that was Ariel in the picture?


u just ruined the dreams for all the 12 year old boys here ...
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lol gomen ne~!! i actually wanted to see her too xDD
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Chance16 wrote:

Largest Clams?




wtf man.. that looks O.O odd.. and it sure looks like a D***

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