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Posted 7/28/08
well da funniest thing i did was wen i got my report card wen i was n year 9
and i got C all of of them i stood up while my classmates r looking at me laughing then i climbed up da table beside da window and tried 2 jump outside and my teacher said "quit da suiciding 4 a minute we need 2 finish distributing tis cards then u can go on" heheh well i didn't suicide its only 4 a joke n school^^
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Posted 7/29/08
i saw a teacher fart. hahaha
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Posted 11/22/08
..haha, really?? dat's kinda gross
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Posted 11/22/08
i got called in to talk to the guidance councilor because i accumulated 2 suspensions. they thought i was a wild child or something --- until they found out that it was only because of tardiness. i'm always late. :P

oh i also saw my teacher swallow a fly that got into her drink and she didn't even notice...ahaha

oh i saw another of my teachers outside school..its so weird to see teachers in the real world. its like the twilight zone or something. weird.
Posted 11/23/08

cheeseflavoredcorncurls wrote:

i got called in to talk to the guidance councilor because i accumulated 2 suspensions. they thought i was a wild child or something --- until they found out that it was only because of tardiness. i'm always late. :P

oh i also saw my teacher swallow a fly that got into her drink and she didn't even notice...ahaha

oh i saw another of my teachers outside school..its so weird to see teachers in the real world. its like the twilight zone or something. weird.


Loll. xDD fly lawll~
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Posted 12/20/08
uh..... i'd have to say that (im the class clown) so once we were doing a presentation and my friend next to me was making me laugh so hard that I fell off my chair when the principal came in... another thing was that during recess i was runnin' away from my friend cuz we were playin tag, then i choked on a fly and then fell into da mud... it wasnt da good the fly wuz mushy!!! i fell in front of my crush too... O.O
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Posted 12/21/08
in 5th grade I brought my Ferret to skool and let him loose in one of the classrooms. it was so funny he was running around and jumping on everything and knocking everything on the teachers desk over. everyone started chasing him and trying to catch him even the teach but no one could.when i finally got a hold of him my teach was really mad so she sent my to in skool suspension for the rest of the day. that really sucked but i'd have tosay it was worth it
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Posted 12/21/08
ok, um, the funniest thing that happened 2 me was that they had a talent show when i was in elementary and a little girl went up on stage with the wrong act and was dancing all funny. another was that i farted in class
Posted 12/21/08 , edited 12/21/08
in 8th grade whenever our english teacher turned around people would stand on thier chairs and dance!

I was talking to my friend(chibbycookie) and shes like oh did you know that Mr.----- is a vampire and he
was standing right behind her!
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Posted 12/23/08
ah we recently had snow for the first time in like...what 4 years? anyway everyone at school was so excited so me being sneaky and manipulative of teachers as i am convinced the teacher to let us play in the snow for the first half hour of class. he let us and before we went back inside we all hid snowballs in our jackets. the heater was broken in the school so they wouldn't melt. back in class as our teacher typed away at his computer we had a silent snow ball fight where the only things that could be heard were "THUMP!" and "OWW!" and "hahaha sucker". we were never caught (well once he asked us if we were throwing something) but the floors, desks, walls, and chairs were wet when we left. it was AWESOME!
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Posted 12/24/08
once my teacher screamed really loud because some atlases fell and the ppl next door came in and they were all like O MY GOSH and like the teacher was all pale...
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Posted 12/28/08
Our extra math teacher is weird, but is good at math, and he doesn't joke with us, so yeah.....

Our different math teacher for an extra class came in, got ready etc. and as soon as our real teacher left the class my friend yelled "Mr.B is a F*cktard!!!" We all started laughing and people started dancing (o.O) and then teacher yelled "Don't call me stupid!" and we all started cracking up, and then later someone fell off their chair and he yelled "Pick up your book!" and we couldn't stop laughing at him, then later on I through a piece of eraser at his head and he didn't even notice! (lol) and when one of my other friends told Mr.B he couldn't read what he writing (in a joking way) the teacher turned around and yelled at him saying "Why are you calling me a retard!?" We all started laughing too hard! When our real teacher came back we were all quiet and when Mr.B told our teacher how we behaved, I said "What are you talking about Mr.B??" and he just kept quiet and left......AND our teacher believed us!! (lmfao, that day my two friends and I were treated like gods! )
Posted 12/29/08 , edited 12/29/08
My male teacher drew a penis into my classmate's forehead, I can't remember the reason though.

He used a pentel pen XD I wished he used a permanent marker though
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Posted 12/30/08
Teacher fell in teh classroom
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Posted 1/1/09 , edited 1/1/09
My geography teacher was drawing a mountain with snow on top but it actually looked like a dick n everyone was laughing thier heads off...Lmfao..hahaha

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