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Posted 7/29/08

proud2bme wrote:

oh!! is that our 1st lesson sensei? hait...u can call me P dono *feel manly*


We will explore technique #1 Sweet talking
The only thing needed in this technique is fanciful and flattering language as well as a flowery background image.
This technique is to only be employed at the right time using it at a wrong time will result in the women seeing through your language and will most like;y cause them to
1. ignore this technique forever
or
2. Slap you right across the face
So as you can see the consequences can be disastrous, but it is a powerful technique.
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Sensei! *tears up* I...lost my notebook!!!! Did I leave it in here???
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alderli wrote:

Sensei! *tears up* I...lost my notebook!!!! Did I leave it in here???


its right here dont worry my manliness prevented me from reading it *hands notebook*
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chrono9x9 wrote:


fruitschinposamurai wrote:


chrono9x9 wrote:
LIKE I SAID I'M HAPPY ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO LISTEN TO HER VOICE
AND I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF FEELINGS FOR HER!
*sigh*



Che, denying knowledge given to you by the manly Kondo
Shinpachi you have to spend the next ten minutes in the detention hall!


WTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I'M A SENSEI HERE


I am the authority in this class room now please walk to the detention hall. (I lol'ed while typing this)
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fruitschinposamurai wrote:


alderli wrote:

Sensei! *tears up* I...lost my notebook!!!! Did I leave it in here???


its right here dont worry my manliness prevented me from reading it *hands notebook*


*relieved* Thank you Kondo-sensei! .....you sure you didn't look inside????? *bites lower lip*
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Posted 7/29/08

alderli wrote:


fruitschinposamurai wrote:


alderli wrote:

Sensei! *tears up* I...lost my notebook!!!! Did I leave it in here???


its right here dont worry my manliness prevented me from reading it *hands notebook*


*relieved* Thank you Kondo-sensei! .....you sure you didn't look inside????? *bites lower lip*


Of course not. After all i am too GAR to look inside. buwahahaha *manly laugh*
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Posted 7/29/08

fruitschinposamurai wrote:


chrono9x9 wrote:


fruitschinposamurai wrote:


chrono9x9 wrote:
LIKE I SAID I'M HAPPY ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO LISTEN TO HER VOICE
AND I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF FEELINGS FOR HER!
*sigh*



Che, denying knowledge given to you by the manly Kondo
Shinpachi you have to spend the next ten minutes in the detention hall!


WTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I'M A SENSEI HERE


I am the authority in this class room now please walk to the detention hall. (I lol'ed while typing this)


SO WHAT?? ITS NOT LIKE I'M ATTENDING YOUR "CLASS" AND YOU CANT DO THAT TO A TEACHER, THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS TO DO IT BY FORCE *grabs a bazooka and fires on kondo-san aka gorilla*
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chrono9x9 wrote:


SO WHAT?? ITS NOT LIKE I'M ATTENDING YOUR "CLASS" AND YOU CANT DO THAT TO A TEACHER, THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS TO DO IT BY FORCE *grabs a bazooka and fires on kondo-san aka gorilla*


you should know better than anyone that if i can survive otae-sans attacks nothing can hurt me. Anyways get out of my classroom unless you are going to do something productive!
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Posted 7/29/08

fruitschinposamurai wrote:


alderli wrote:


fruitschinposamurai wrote:


alderli wrote:

Sensei! *tears up* I...lost my notebook!!!! Did I leave it in here???


its right here dont worry my manliness prevented me from reading it *hands notebook*


*relieved* Thank you Kondo-sensei! .....you sure you didn't look inside????? *bites lower lip*


Of course not. After all i am too GAR to look inside. buwahahaha *manly laugh*


*blushes* T,Thank you, Sensei! *walks out*
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*Koko walks in thinking it was health class for girls* : O_o" NANNIII???? *sees lists of topics* EEeIIII!!!

*kyubei rushes in and covers Koko's eyes*: Koko-chan! What are you doing in here? This place is for guys/boys who are twisted in their minds and use this opportunity to satisfy their inner desires that they fail to get out of real girls/ladies...ei...i think it's because no ladies would want to be near these people *Rushes koko out of the room*
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*Koko walks in thinking it was health class for girls* : O_o" NANNIII???? *sees lists of topics* EEeIIII!!!

*kyubei rushes in and covers Koko's eyes*: Koko-chan! What are you doing in here? This place is for guys/boys who are twisted in their minds and use this opportunity to satisfy their inner desires that they fail to get out of real girls/ladies...ei...i think it's because no ladies would want to be near these people *Rushes koko out of the room*


che che i teach cpr and brain surgery to women and ********* to men.
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*appears randomly* So pathetic....you beleive GAR can be taught to men who do not have it already? GAR is not a state of mind! GAR is a way of life. GAR can only be achieved by those who dedicate their lives to it's practice. GAR is GAR!

Besides how many times have you succeeded in actually charming the heart of a woman? Don't you know it is not GAR that charms women. It is being a gentleman. GAR attracts like-minded men. The heart of a fair maiden cannot be charmed by the power of GAR but through the power of Chivalry and the power of Bushido! Such is common sense to all Joi Shishi!!
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Fruitspunchsamurai wrote:

*appears randomly* So pathetic....you beleive GAR can be taught to men who do not have it already? GAR is not a state of mind! GAR is a way of life. GAR can only be achieved by those who dedicate their lives to it's practice. GAR is GAR!

Besides how many times have you succeeded in actually charming the heart of a woman? Don't you know it is not GAR that charms women. It is being a gentleman. GAR attracts like-minded men. The heart of a fair maiden cannot be charmed by the power of GAR but through the power of Chivalry and the power of Bushido! Such is common sense to all Joi Shishi!!


Che che zura you do not understand GAR or women. Women have tastes, being a gentlemen for a woman who likes a tough guy will do no good. Being a gentlemen for a woman who likes GARin men will do no good.
And to say i do not have GAR?! you must be trying to cover your own lack of GAR, for my GAR is boundless, saying that only hints at you low self-esteem!!
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fruitschinposamurai wrote:

Che che zura you do not understand GAR or women. Women have tastes, being a gentlemen for a woman who likes a tough guy will do no good. Being a gentlemen for a woman who likes GARin men will do no good.
And to say i do not have GAR?! you must be trying to cover your own lack of GAR, for my GAR is boundless, saying that only hints at you low self-esteem!!


It's not Zura it's Katsura! I did not say you do not have GAR I said you have no sense. You do not understand where I was getting at, clearly. A woman is a creature that always has a need for respect and dignity. I have great confidence in my abilities because they've worked.

As for you.... a "big man" often has a "small confidence"*evil smile*. A woman who likes tough guys still prefer them to treat her with respect and gentleness. They like a tough guy with a soft side (done that before...VEERY EFFECTIVE). Otherwise it ends up being a disaster. Besides you still didn't answer my question. How many women OUTSIDE of Erogames have you charmed?
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Posted 7/30/08

fruitschinposamurai wrote:


proud2bme wrote:

oh!! is that our 1st lesson sensei? hait...u can call me P dono *feel manly*


We will explore technique #1 Sweet talking
The only thing needed in this technique is fanciful and flattering language as well as a flowery background image.
This technique is to only be employed at the right time using it at a wrong time will result in the women seeing through your language and will most like;y cause them to
1. ignore this technique forever
or
2. Slap you right across the face
So as you can see the consequences can be disastrous, but it is a powerful technique.



*copy note* sweet talking....hmm...this look easy...i can do this...

*look at kondo sensei* u look so handsome today sensei. i dont think theres anyone in this academy look more gorgeous than u... *confuse* ah wait!!! i have question!!! is that ok to lie when we use a sweet talking technique sensei? i mean...if not...than how can i ever find ur good side to compliment?
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