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Sensei

hai...Okita Sougo des....I'm your Math teacher....If I'm asleep, bother me and your head is mine. Well, we're here to learn math..Like what angle do you shoot from to hit something you want...Or how many times can a person survive getting beaten up. Like this example: mah...we'll be using weapons, so loss of anything is not my fault. 
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Sensei

Hai, class is starting, so who wants to do what today? Ah..there's Zurasensei...ok...using this bazooka, from the 3rd floor, what angle do i shoot at in order to hit his head?

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Sensei

usagi_chiba06 wrote: Hai, class is starting, so who wants to do what today? Ah..there's Zurasensei...ok...using this bazooka, from the 3rd floor, what angle do i shoot at in order to hit his head? OK so the formula for the path of a projectile is f(x)=((g*(sec^2(θ))/(2*v^2))*x^2+(tan(θ)*x +h where f(x) is the height, x is the horizontal distance, g is the acceleration due to gravity, v is the initial velocity, h is the initial height, and θ is the angle so i need you to tell me the initial height, initial velocity, and the height zura is standing at. 
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Sensei

fruitschinposamurai wrote: so i need you to tell me the initial height, initial velocity, and the height zura is standing at. i'm the teacher, so go find out those info yourself. if you hit him and get a reaction from him, I'll give you an ero mag. deal? 
("If my existence could disappear, just like the night, that would be good.")


Student

fires bazooka and hit's zurasensei in the head
Sensei, I hitted Zurasensei what now? 
I want to dominate the world...


Sensei

usagi_chiba06 wrote: fruitschinposamurai wrote: so i need you to tell me the initial height, initial velocity, and the height zura is standing at. i'm the teacher, so go find out those info yourself. if you hit him and get a reaction from him, I'll give you an ero mag. deal? I am going to guess then initial velocity of rpg's are typically around 290 m/s and three story building are normally around 35 feet high but since zura is on the third floor i would have to hit him at a height of 30 feet or around 10 meters th initial height should be 2.1336m I will be standing about 50 meters away so the angle should be (1000000/6702999)*pi in radians 
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Sensei

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Student

usagi_chiba06 wrote: ............ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzz.....just tell me when you hit him and get a reaction from him..................ZzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzz Sensei, I hitted zurasensei. I think he's dead now. 
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Sensei

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("If my existence could disappear, just like the night, that would be good.")


Sensei

usagi_chiba06 wrote: hm.....good job sougo...*gives a new bazooka* now, just tell me his reaction when he gets up. Isn't this math class? I hit zura directly in the head with my calculations, I also do not expect zura to get up as he is dead. 
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Sensei

fruitschinposamurai wrote: Isn't this math class? I hit zura directly in the head with my calculations, I also do not expect zura to get up as he is dead. fine fine fine//.....here....*gives kondo a gigantic stack or ero mags* now let me go back to sleep. 
("If my existence could disappear, just like the night, that would be good.")


Sensei

usagi_chiba06 wrote: fruitschinposamurai wrote: Isn't this math class? I hit zura directly in the head with my calculations, I also do not expect zura to get up as he is dead. fine fine fine//.....here....*gives kondo a gigantic stack or ero mags* now let me go back to sleep. I appreciate your patronage *fades away* 
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fruitschinposamurai wrote: usagi_chiba06 wrote: fruitschinposamurai wrote: Isn't this math class? I hit zura directly in the head with my calculations, I also do not expect zura to get up as he is dead. fine fine fine//.....here....*gives kondo a gigantic stack or ero mags* now let me go back to sleep. I appreciate your patronage *fades away* Share some of that with me, i cant afford to buy any myself. 



fruitschinposamurai wrote: usagi_chiba06 wrote: fruitschinposamurai wrote: so i need you to tell me the initial height, initial velocity, and the height zura is standing at. i'm the teacher, so go find out those info yourself. if you hit him and get a reaction from him, I'll give you an ero mag. deal? I am going to guess then initial velocity of rpg's are typically around 290 m/s and three story building are normally around 35 feet high but since zura is on the third floor i would have to hit him at a height of 30 feet or around 10 meters th initial height should be 2.1336m I will be standing about 50 meters away so the angle should be (1000000/6702999)*pi in radians did you solve for theta or use an approximation method? 



Sensei

marude_dame_na_ossan wrote: fruitschinposamurai wrote: usagi_chiba06 wrote: fruitschinposamurai wrote: so i need you to tell me the initial height, initial velocity, and the height zura is standing at. i'm the teacher, so go find out those info yourself. if you hit him and get a reaction from him, I'll give you an ero mag. deal? I am going to guess then initial velocity of rpg's are typically around 290 m/s and three story building are normally around 35 feet high but since zura is on the third floor i would have to hit him at a height of 30 feet or around 10 meters th initial height should be 2.1336m I will be standing about 50 meters away so the angle should be (1000000/6702999)*pi in radians did you solve for theta or use an approximation method? approximation. if you plug in theta you will get 9.9999 when x is 50 
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