I'm the Berkeley Breathed "Bill the Cat" personification from the funny papers (Outland, Bloom County 1989-1995).
Opus the penguin sent me. You, Wacky Fiasco, are guilty of outbidding Opus for 30 cases of Naruto figurines on Ebay recently. Your penalty shall be death by asphyxiation in an enlarged injection mold filled with PVC. Don't worry, though memory of you may fade your likeness will be preserved across the pond in a curio shop (i.e. gone but not forgotten). Your new persona will be the next benchmark for Japanese anime figurine creativity. More Ikki Tousen fluff, anyone?