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Posted 8/3/08 , edited 9/23/08
Hi!! I'm Professor Risa [Risa being my nickname] but you can call me whatever you would like..and I'll be your Muggle Studies teacher for at least at least a few semesters!

CLASSES are: Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays...So I can release you from this class...and go have a chance to attend other classes.


NOTE: 24/09/08 : Sorry I've been absent....Got sick...Had dramas going on around me [not good dramas >.>], has homework......a great big series of tests this week...anyways, this is your first lesson since you guys had a one-month summer break

So..as I just said, tests...and boy did I hyperventilate...so we're starting with something easy!!! How to stop hyperventilating...using a paper bag! I'm very creative, aren't I? So here's your first lesson!


QUESTION! What is hyperventilation?

ANSWER! It is when begin to breath fast and shallow breaths...Like Porky from Chicken Little, when he saw about the Earth-thing in the spaceship.

Things You'll Need

- Paper bag [ it will be brown, Students!! Not white, or anything colour because that means it's PLASTIC...and we don't want anyone choking!]
- Yourself, hyperventilating.


Directions

- First take the paper bag and put it over your mouth.
- Use your hand to hold the bag closed over your mouth and nose.
- Take deep breaths, in and out, in and out, while holding that bag over your mouth.
- Remove the bag, once your breathing is back to normal...

It took me TEN minutes to resume my normal breathing...man, I think I have problems

So next class will be Friday, September 24th for some of you [like in my time..and the U.S.], or [sorry!] Saturday, September 25th for some of you [Asia, Europe, anyone?]



NOTE: Each day, you will find your class on THIS POST..any questions, comments, or anything you would like to say, can you please post it on the class forum [a.k.a. here]..Thank you!





Posted 8/3/08
Hey Rissa-senpai! I'm Rai n i want to learn how to use a needle...-_- any personal details must b asked privately....it is called personal isnt it?
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Hey, Proffesor! I'm Torath Morkan, Gryffindor, and Potions Master for the school! I would like to learn how to mend cuts and burns manually as Harry Potter clearly states (In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) that it is a major flaw in education at Hogwarts!
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Posted 8/4/08
Hello there! Jhengchie here.. from gryffindor..
i would like to learn how to use the phone.. telephone that is..
Posted 8/4/08

L6CL wrote:

Hey, Proffesor! I'm Torath Morkan, Gryffindor, and Potions Master for the school! I would like to learn how to mend cuts and burns manually as Harry Potter clearly states (In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) that it is a major flaw in education at Hogwarts!


did they learn that in muggle studies?? -_- **suffering from severe amnesia**
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Actually, I don't know... Because Harry didn't take Muggle Studies but the way I knew was because in the starting of the story, before Moody and them were going to escort him, he trodded on a teapot that Dudley actually left for him in repayment for the time when Harry saved him from the Dementors....... I hope you understand me.....

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as in using bandaids n plaster? <--things that good witches n wizards shud learn in school... xD
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Posted 8/4/08

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as in using bandaids n plaster? <--things that good witches n wizards shud learn in school... xD

I thought the main flaw that Harry Potter said was Umbridge refusing to teach them cast spells.:


Anyway, I thought it's in Potion did they learn how to mend cuts or something?
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Posted 8/4/08
Hi my names Itachisneko, Gryffindor, and I teach Care for Magical creatures. I can't wait to learn about muggles. *smiles*
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i thought that bezoar was for somthing else?
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Posted 8/5/08 , edited 8/5/08

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i thought that bezoar was for somthing else?


hmmm.. now i think of it, im not quite sure if bezoar's also for cuts ... sorry. ^^:blush:
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ill go check it out n when i find it ill tell u xD
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animexcool wrote:



ill go check it out n when i find it ill tell u xD




Posted 8/5/08

gr8sh wrote:


animexcool wrote:



ill go check it out n when i find it ill tell u xD






u know dis is a veri weird mtter......-_- we'll learn it in potions somday....
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Posted 8/5/08

animexcool wrote:


gr8sh wrote:


animexcool wrote:



ill go check it out n when i find it ill tell u xD






u know dis is a veri weird mtter......-_- we'll learn it in potions somday....


aww.yeah.sorry about that mate.
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