Marry :P

v Why so harsh, gramps?!

^ I'm too impressionable. It's your avi selections, I guess. My eyes, my eyes......

Sell to a circus.

Let's go for an avoid. Either way, I'm still giving you that hernia

v I hope you meant furry as in furry and not "damn, she's as hairy as a troll." I already bought my fursuit <3
v Then you're safe because I'm not.
v But everyone loves a good trap! And the shimapan hides everything really well!
v Who are you calling big? I'm a lovable pettanko trap with a hidden undertone of M. If you cut it off...I'll only be a lovable pettanko and who wants that?
v I call mine the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon. Love it. Embrace it. Don't be normal.
v Only if you're weaker than me. I'd rather be the one destroyed in the morning instead. (I find it really amusing that people think I'm dangerous hahaha. And that I like jello hahaha).


And WHERE do you think you're going? Come back here -drags- <3

v What sort of ultimate move do you think I have? LOL. FINE. I'll be a normal girl. I'll return that fursuit too.
v This isn't Alien vs. Predator. Besides, it's come to the point where you want a divorce now.
v Haha Being a panda does that to people. The marriage is back on!

Alright, here goes nothing. Will yew marry me twice and be my furry damsel in bed tonight?
^ I really hope you aren't as hairy as a troll. That would be quite frightening....
^ Just to make sure — are you one of those trap girls that seduce innocent Pandas into thinking you're like super hot and stuff, and then once we hit the bed, you are like "BAM I've got a penis!"
^ Suddenly I am horribly terrified, can someone help me? I'm not fond of being dominated by big girls with an ass-destroyer in their panties. So, is it ok if we like cut that thing off and probably forget and forgive?
^ To be honest, the majority of normal males would prefer their petankos without the Super Erectile Destructor Cannon waiting to blow their faces off.
^ I like being a black and white Panda....I don't want to turn into an all white panda....it isn't normal. Not to mention that you would be like a dominatrix kind of girl and would most likely destroy me by morning.
v Get away while you can! She'll use her ultimate move on you!!!
^ I would cry if I were to marry a girl who has a bigger cannon than me ;~;
^ So basically I won't have have to be afraid of coming home every night to something that will drag me into the closet and rape me, correct?
^ Well, I've been traumatized from you dragging me under the bed and violating my fluffy body 365 times a year...
^ <3

Snog, because you make me laugh, especially the dialogue above... *Cautiously slinks away*

^ & ^^

Avoid

Yeah. The Snoggster returns. :D

v Well then, someone isn't lovable at all.

Avoid