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[Game] Shugo Chara RolePlay
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Posted 12/28/09
Luke thinks to himself "the slashes are way too clustered, there is no room for dodging!"

Luke: MEAT SHIELD NO-JUTSU!

He grabs Mr. Bubbles and used him as a meat shield to block the attack, which instantly killed Mr. Bubbbles.

Maserlaser is shocked at what he did.

Luke: Now is my chance, SOARING PIERCE!!!!
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Posted 12/28/09 , edited 12/28/09
Maserlaser is in awe with what Luke did. She dodged just in time though, leaving a small gash on her arm.

Maserlaser: YOU REALLY ARE HEARTLESS!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR OWN CHARA!?

Luke: Hmph, Mr.Bubbles is only another body in my life. He means nothing to me

Maserlaser cringes in anger. "DARK TUNE!!" She uses her voice to create shreaks of dark auras. Glass objects within a 5 mile radius shatter due to the intense sound waves.
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Luke: AHHH!!! STFU! PINK LIGHT!!!!

Beams of pink light came out of Luke's eyes, neutralizing Maserlaser's Dark Tune.

Maserlaser: WHAT?! once again, that made no sense!

Luke: there is actually a perfectly logical scientific explanation to this, you see...

Maserlaser interrupts Luke with Heartbit Bubbles.

Luke: Now you are really pissing me off, SUPER STAWBERRY RIBBONS!
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Maserlaser:....wait what?

Just then magical ribbons latch onto Maserlaser, dragging her towards Luke.

Luke: You can't escape now! Prepare to become my bitch!

Maserlaser: NO I can't give up yet!! COLORFUL PICTURE!

All time stops, Maserlaser uses her sword to cut through the ribbons. When time starts again, Luke is baffled on how she was freed.
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Posted 12/28/09 , edited 12/28/09
Luke: DAMMIT! Now you are cheating too! like who the hell can freeze time! Now you really pissed off the wrong guy. I will show you my transformation!

Maserlaser: But your Guardian Chara M.r Bubbles is dead!

Luke: Bull shit, I have found a way to transform without that useless thing a long time ago! OPTIMUS PRIME TRANSFORM!!!



Maserlaser: You can't do that!

Luke: Oh thats funny, cus i am pretty sure I just did. Besides, you have no right to complain since u pulled a cheap shot and froze time!
NOW!!! prepare to be OWNED! I CAN KICK YOUR ASS 10 TIMES OVER IN JUST THE TIME IT TAKES ME TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!
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Maserlaser: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT YOU BASTARD!

Her sword transforms into a gunsword

Maserlaser: here's a little move that I like to call "OVER KILL". EAT THIS YOU LITTLE PIG SHIT!! GORRRRAAAAAAAAAH

She fires her shot gun 7 times and 7 bullets as big as her head comes out, the bullet breaks apart and 7,000 miniature daggers are released and now they fly towards Luke.

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Posted 12/28/09 , edited 12/28/09
all 49,000 daggers hit Luke. Maserlaser grins and whispers "I won..."

Luke: Huh? won what? (Luke is completely unharmed)

Luke: If you used this before i transformed maybe I might get a cut or a bruise, but not now. YOU THINK A FINAL FANTASY REFERENCE CAN BEAT ME?! DON'T MAKE ME LARF! YELLOW SHOOT!!!!!

An energy blast is fired, forming a tornado made of yellow substance.

Maserlaser: is that.... EWWWW

Luke: Thats right! Its PEE!
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Posted 12/28/09 , edited 12/28/09
Disgusted by the pee, Maserlaser yells BLUE LETTERS and a tornado of blue paper spirals out of her hands.

Maserlaser: PUT YOUR DICK AWAY OR IT WILL BE CUT!

The blue papers clash with the tornado of pee, and eventually make it's way to his dick. The paper surrounds Luke's dick and gives him many paper cuts there. Luke screams out in pain.

Luke: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! YOU BITCH!!!!

The pee tornado stops and Luke grovels on the floor.

Maserlaser: This might be my last chance to defeat him, so goddammit I'm gonna make this count

She starts charging straight towards Luke.
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Luke: You may have severely damage my HARD LONG THICK poll, but i have a HARDER, LONGER, THICKER poll right here between by legs! SUPER NEIL ARMSTRONG CYCLONE JET ARMSTRONG CANNON X 10!!!!!!



Luke: I guarantee you will not survive this!!!!

the SUPER NEIL ARMSTRONG CYCLONE JET ARMSTRONG CANNON is charging up its LAZAR
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Maserlaser: I don't care if I die, you destroyed everything I lived for, but if I die, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME MOTHER FUCKER!!!

She charges at Luke at 75 mph

Maserlaser: MANLY ARM EXTREME FIST PAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!

She she smashes Luke and makes clear, direct contact with Luke's face.
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Luke: THERE IS NO "A" in PUNCH!!!!!!

Luke fires his SUPER NEIL ARMSTRONG CYCLONE JET ARM STRONG CANNON X 10
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Maserlaser's MANLY punch decapitated Luke and Luke's blast vaporized Maserlaser's body.

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The death of the two EPIC fighters triggered a massive nuclear explosion. This caused rapid polar shifts of the earth resulting in the magnetic reversals of the poles. All the ice in the north pole melted in exactly 2.34 seconds. Everyone is dead. Good night.
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Posted 12/29/09

IkutoxxxAmu wrote:

(Uhm, sure.. it's fine by me ;P )


(Okay! Here we go~!!!)

It was snowing and Shoshi decided to go play at the park.
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salenavon20 wrote:


IkutoxxxAmu wrote:

(Uhm, sure.. it's fine by me ;P )


(Okay! Here we go~!!!)

It was snowing and Shoshi decided to go play at the park.


(Ehh?? Finally a snow day?)
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