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What Chess piece would you be?
Posted 8/10/08

eternitytofu wrote:

I want to be a pawn so i can be get owned faster.


i'll betcha i'll get owned before you
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Posted 8/10/08
The King.

My servants will fight for me and my servants will die for me. When I die, my people die.
Posted 8/10/08
Bishop. I'm not as strightfoward as the rook, not as odd as the knight, the king's movement is very limited and fragile, and the queen... no. I use my head too much to be a pawn, so bishop it is.
Posted 8/10/08

makix wrote:

The King.

My servants will fight for me and my servants will die for me. When I die, my people die.


haha you're so serious. what if they turn their backs on you? huh? what then?
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Posted 8/10/08

JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:

The King.

My servants will fight for me and my servants will die for me. When I die, my people die.


haha you're so serious. what if they turn their backs on you? huh? what then?


hax.
Posted 8/10/08

makix wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:

The King.

My servants will fight for me and my servants will die for me. When I die, my people die.


haha you're so serious. what if they turn their backs on you? huh? what then?


hax.


hax?
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Posted 8/10/08

JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:

The King.

My servants will fight for me and my servants will die for me. When I die, my people die.


haha you're so serious. what if they turn their backs on you? huh? what then?


hax.


hax?


The International Chess Organization clearly states that the death of the king symbolizes the loss of either the black or the white side. If my pawns dare to turn on me, they'll be crushed by the opposing side. Their king will make slaves of my pawns, they'll make my queen a prostitute, and they'll circumcise the bishops in an unorthodox method and bring them eternal shame. The knights will be used for farming; the royal steeds will become trash.

They don't have the balls.
Posted 8/10/08

makix wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:

The King.

My servants will fight for me and my servants will die for me. When I die, my people die.


haha you're so serious. what if they turn their backs on you? huh? what then?


hax.


hax?


The International Chess Organization clearly states that the death of the king symbolizes the loss of either the black or the white side. If my pawns dare to turn on me, they'll be crushed by the opposing side. Their king will make slaves of my pawns, they'll make my queen a prostitute, and they'll circumcise the bishops in an unorthodox method and bring them eternal shame. The knights will be used for farming; the royal steeds will become trash.

They don't have the balls.


lmfao.
i'm seriously rolling right now. you're adorable. are you one of those kids who competes in chess tournaments? they don't have the balls. you're hysterical.
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Posted 8/10/08

JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:

The King.

My servants will fight for me and my servants will die for me. When I die, my people die.


haha you're so serious. what if they turn their backs on you? huh? what then?


hax.


hax?


The International Chess Organization clearly states that the death of the king symbolizes the loss of either the black or the white side. If my pawns dare to turn on me, they'll be crushed by the opposing side. Their king will make slaves of my pawns, they'll make my queen a prostitute, and they'll circumcise the bishops in an unorthodox method and bring them eternal shame. The knights will be used for farming; the royal steeds will become trash.

They don't have the balls.


lmfao.
i'm seriously rolling right now. you're adorable. are you one of those kids who competes in chess tournaments? they don't have the balls. you're hysterical.

Woah there, I'm lost.

When you mention "balls", are we talking about the testicles of hopefully male chess competitors or the imaginary balls personified into the chess pieces? I was talking about the latter...

And no, I don't compete in chess tournaments. My intellect is far superior to those of people playing board games. I prefer to command a real army that have explosives. Lots and lots of explosives.
Posted 8/10/08

makix wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


makix wrote:

The King.

My servants will fight for me and my servants will die for me. When I die, my people die.


haha you're so serious. what if they turn their backs on you? huh? what then?


hax.


hax?


The International Chess Organization clearly states that the death of the king symbolizes the loss of either the black or the white side. If my pawns dare to turn on me, they'll be crushed by the opposing side. Their king will make slaves of my pawns, they'll make my queen a prostitute, and they'll circumcise the bishops in an unorthodox method and bring them eternal shame. The knights will be used for farming; the royal steeds will become trash.

They don't have the balls.


lmfao.
i'm seriously rolling right now. you're adorable. are you one of those kids who competes in chess tournaments? they don't have the balls. you're hysterical.

Woah there, I'm lost.

When you mention "balls", are we talking about the testicles of hopefully male chess competitors or the imaginary balls personified into the chess pieces? I was talking about the latter...

And no, I don't compete in chess tournaments. My intellect is far superior to those of people playing board games. I prefer to command a real army that have explosives. Lots and lots of explosives.


oh i meant testicles.
you're a fucking riot.
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Posted 8/10/08
ohh... long quotes^ there

well if im going to choose which chess piece ill pick maybe it would be the rook..

im a straight forward type of person, i always look back on something to see what i missed and i take opportunities when its within my range and i dont like to argue. lol
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Posted 8/10/08
i'm bored
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Posted 8/10/08
White ruke
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Posted 8/10/08
queen
Posted 8/10/08

zendude wrote:

We all know that some things symbolize things, as this rules apply to the chess board as well. I got this idea from Code Geass R2. So, what chess piece represents you? And why?

Me
- I will be the Left Hand Black Bishop. I pick this because I find myself being a mischievous adviser to people. Even though my intentions are good, they often sound unfavorable to those listening.

- Or a White Pawn. Like a foot soldier, I am willing to go out on the battle field. I can only go forward, and never regret my past, no matter how distorted it is, and because I can't change it.


i'd be the pawn.
ill be a humble person, not going to fast, and slowly win the game.
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