THE JOISISSY SERIES
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JOISISSY SERIES EPISODE #1

Hayate: Ginpachi-Sensei
Nakamura: Kokomousey
Oonishi: Mayora_13


Hayate:
*dresses up as a bomb and wears alien antennas on head*
*with cracked up voice*
-We serve under the young noble of fur, bakatsu, I am Hayate the Joisissy.

Nakamura:
*dresses up as Herdero looking alien*
*voices deepens*
- Hai! I am Nakamura of the Joisissy! We live to serve the noble fur, Baka-oji!

Oonishi:
*dressed up as a barrel with some grass on the head*
*voice coarsed*
-YO..I'm called Oonishi of the Joisissy. my life is only for the noble fur.

Nakamura:
Koko: [telepathic] Gin-san..where's Hiji-sensei?

Hayate:
*throws antennas down furious*
WHERE IS THAT IDIOT, OONISHI KUN?

Nakamura:
Koko : *Whispers* Oh he's here! *puts on costume*

Hayate:
*wears antennas back on and cracks voice*
-aah Oonishi kun bakayarou we were going out for burgers, where were you tenchuahua

Oonishi:
sorry I was late..gotta bury some bomb in the lawn..if you know what I mean..

Nakamura
Koko: *deep voice* Hurry or the shop will close!

Hayate
*moves antennas*
-bomb? we're on a tenchuahua mission again?

Nakamura
Koko: - ahh...what is it this time?

Hayate
*presses random buttons on its bomb suit*
-Hayate Samurai is ready-tenchuahua! Who's the target!

Nakamura
koko: -Nakamura curry ninja ready for battle!

Oonishi
*readjusting grass on his head*
how bout we make a target practice first..that old man looks like a good target..

Nakamura
Koko: - Yoosh!! *throws extra spicy curry at oji-san* Booyah! There's not a chance you can live after taking that hit!

Hayate
*gets ready in low fighting stance*
-bring it on kusojiji, I shall be your enemy-tenchuahua!
*waves hands at old man*

Kagura
hey stop attacking old men

Hayate
*attacks Nakamura*
-He was mine-tenchuahua! You go buy me poop-flavoured nmaibo now!

Oonishi
shoots out rotten eggs..you're going to love this jiji!!

Nakamura
Koko: --Enough of practice...we have to get down to business or we will miss the rerun of Perdero! Who do we have to eliminate?

Nakamura
Koko: --Hayate-san, Stop attacking your own comrade! FOCUS!!

Hayate
-Oonishi kun, you dropped your grass! Quickly put it on or you'll die!
*hands over grass*
-In the name of the Joisissy we shall cast away all innocent war-hostages! Tenchuahua~!

Oonishi
*takes out paper with the picture..* I think this is the one..I found his picture near the Shinsengumi's HQ..

Nakamura
Koko: ---Tenchuahua hahahaha!

Hayate
*looks at picture*
-ah~ its porn
*nosebleed*

Nakamura
Koko: ---hmmm looking at him makes me want to take him down!

Oonishi
ah..I thought I had my glasses on..ahahahaha~

Hayate
*gets idea*
-Nakamura, Oonishi! Listen up!
They sell nmaibo at 70% discount today. Its on the terminal!

Nakamura
Koko: --*nods* hai hai, lets go there and show them the prowess of the Joisissy!

Oonishi
wait wait..I dropped my glasses again..where is it? *bumps into Hayate and took his antenna* ah here it is..

Hayate
*paper-wings come out of the bomb suit*
-tenchuahua!

Nakamura
koko: Oonishi-kun! what are you doing!!

Oonishi
oi oi wait up..where the hell is mine?? ah it burned!!

Nakamura
Koko: --Here Oonishi-kun *hands spare glasses* Don't burn it again! Teme! We have to get the job done first!

Oonishi
*shove it away* why do we have to use the paper-wing? I have a jetpack back home you know..OK..let's go *begins flapping*

Hayate
*gets a vision of a man covered in black hair everywhere
I am the Young Noble of Fur! Tenchuahua!
-t-t-ttt-tenchuahua my master!
I want you to bomb the Terminal for me because they sold out all nmaibo today and pissed me off!
-h-h-haaai! My Noble Fur Master!
The hairy man dissapears*
-OI! I SAW THE YOUNG NOBLE OF FUR!

Nakamura
Koko: --*shakes in awe* Woah!!! Its Noble Fur!! Hai! We will execute your orders! *Puts on jetpack and flies to terminal*

Hayate
*takes out square plastic bombs out of the bomb suit*
-TENCHUAHUA! THE TERMINAL WILL FALL! I WILL LIVE TO SEE THE DAWN OF ZEDO!

Nakamura
Koko: ---CHARGE MINA~ May the terminal burn to the ground!

Oonishi
ahahaha!! Now we're talking business..!! the terminal will be in ruin!!

Hayate
*charges*
-IKEEE JOISISSYYYY~!

Nakamura
Koko: ---Roaarrr!! *Throwing curry at every Amanto Nakamura sees*

Hayate
*accidentally drops 3 bombs in ZEDO bridge and destroys it*
-a~
*moves antennas*
-hahaha! I have plenty more! Dont think you can take over my body demons!
*takes out more bombs and throws them to random buildings*

Oonishi
*begins throwing thrashes and slimey things around the terminal*
Long live the dawn of JEDO!!!

Nakamura
Koko: ---*eyes glowing red* Taste the wrath of my curry!! *smears curry on the terminal walls*

Hayate
*sees vision of the Noble Fur just outside the Terminal*
-Burn this thing to the ground my brave Warios!
*takes out picture of him and Mario dressed as Wario*

Nakamura
Koko: ---Right away Noble Fur! *takes out ultra spicy curry* Anything that stands in the way will taste my wrath!

Hayate
*huge bad-made mecha monster appears and speaks with bleeping voice*
-shinsengumi da. Shineee Joisissy.

Nakamura
Koko: --- warui! Oonishi-kun, Hayate-kun! Nigete!

Hayate
*grabs Nakamura from hand while holding grenade*
-DONT RETREAT! WE ARE THE JOISISSY!
*grenade explodes*

Oonishi
shimatta!! Shinsengumi da!! Hayaku niigeruuuu~~

Nakamura
Koko: ---WAhh my hand! What was i thinking! We ARE the Joisissy! *Takes out curry and throws at Shinsengumi robot*

Hayate
*a Shinsengumi member captures hayate*
-a~ I'm so scared. I'll tell you everything you wanna know. tenchuahua.

Oonishi
I don't want to die young!! *throws lots of rotten egg that was actually bombs*

Nakamura
Koko: ---Hayate no BAKA!! ARe you going to sell the Joisissy out! *throws curry in Hayate's face*

Hayate
-a~ my eyes, I'm scaared~
*drops a couple bombs and blasts the area*

Oonishi
I don't care!! I'm not dying today *hides behind the rocks* Nakamura hide!!

Nakamura
Koko: ---*Nakamura grabs hayate and escapes from shinshengumi* Be more careful! Here wash your eyes! *gives water*

Hayate
*The Noble Fur appears again in the middle of the fight and points at Nakamura*
You.... smell bad. Wash yourself

Hayate
-I was so scared! Tenchuahua!
*Shinsengumi are surrounding the 3 Joisissy*

Nakamura
Koko: ---What?? I was the one who saved Hayate...fine! because it's the Noble Fur talking.. *takes bottle of water and pours on self and pours on Hayate* now...*dripping wet* lets get back to business..

Nakamura
Koko: --oi...what should we do? *Iooks ate Hayate and Oonishi*

Hayate
*hayate transforms into a huge ATARI console and starts shooting lazer beams to the Shinsengumi but he misses and destroys the terminal mall*
-tenchuahua! *gushaaa* Tenchuahua! *bzzzkaboom* Tenchuahua!

Oonishi
*readjust his glasses* *praying*..we should pray~

Nakamura
Koko:--as expected from Hayate *claps* Hahaha....now the terminal is destroyed!! The Joisissy has succeeded again!

Hayate
*hayate goes back to normal bomb suit and sets up a kotatsu*
-I'm cold~ this world of hatred makes my heart cold~
*cries*

Nakamura
Koko: --*Nakamura joins and hand tissue* there there...no need to cry over such things

Hayate
*huge alien spacecraft lands on the blown up terminal area and the Alien King starts blasting off ZEDO*
-a~ that is so cool... I want one too...

Nakamura
Koko: --Kakkoi! Sayounara Alien king! Don't come back to Kedo again!

Oonishi
*is dazing off*

Hayate
-a~ Oonishi-kun fell asleep under the kotatsu... how sweet.
*shinsengumi point weapons*

Nakamura
Koko [telepathic] do we finished here?

Hayate
*the Noble Fur appears*
Listen you idiots. Goemon is cool.
I will destroy all of you.
*starts shooting lazer beams to the Joisissy from his hairy hands.*

Nakamura
Koko:---Abunaiyo! *throws curry to distract Shinsengumi*

Hayate
*hayate throws antennas down*
DO THIS MORE SERIOUSLY WILL YOU! I'LL PUT YOU TO ETERNAL KANASHIBARI!

Hayate
*starts beating Oonishi up*
-WAKE UP YOU BASTARD

Oonishi
*wakes up and turns on Jackie mode* haiyaaa~~ *kicks kicks kicks* watatatatata!! haiya!

Nakamura
Koko: ---Oi! Oonishi! I can't keep covering for you forever! *keeps throwing curry*

Hayate
-SCREW YOU OONISHI! TENCHUAHUA. YOU GO TO HELL AND MARRY THE DEVIL'S UNCLE. AND HAVE MANY KIDS WITH HIM.

Oonishi
AAaaa..I don't want to~

Oonishi
He loves perm haired guy like you..

Nakamura
*confused*

Hayate
-fine then you tell me if you like someone... you prooomised you'd teeeell~! Its unfair! I even recorded Ichigo 100% for you while I wanted to see Yu-Gi-Oh~!

Oonishi
oi oi..who said I'm watching that show!! I wanna watch Special A!! You taped the wrong show!!

Oonishi
There's no way I'm letting you watch the rerun while my Special A is on the same time as Yu-Gi-Oh!!..

Hayate
*presses a button in the bomb suit and a mini-cable comes out*
-Its on right now!

Nakamura
*Bows*

Hayate
*bows*
-you're all idiots, Tenchuahua! *winks at crowd*

Oonishi
that's about it..the stupid activities of Joissys everyday and night..In their head is only bombs and damaging things..I hope everyone takes this as a lesson of whether to be an idiot or a respectful person..

Hayate
*THE BLOODY RECORDS OF THE JOISISSY*
*takes out a red cd and plays it in the class P.A.*
thats the soundtrack! It was behind our play all along!
*sounds of bleeps and noise*

Hayate
End of the Joisissy's Young Noble of Fur Part One.
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EPISODE #2 THE FUR OF ZAKU
Brief description:
The Young Noble of Fur and his apprentice Rurizabeth are planning to overthrow the goverment with their new weapon Zaku 8, the ultimate mecha. Glue your eyes on the screen to find out whats going on!

Zura: Ginpachi-Sensei
Rurizabeth #1: Zoso
Rurizabeth #2: Luau
Jackie:Nyctophyll


Zura
*The Noble of Fur shows up holding a stick. He's all covered in thick disgusting black hair*
-Rurizabeeeth~

Rurizabeth
wohooooo.i'm here too gin-chaan

zura
-anoo...Rurizabeth?

Zura
*pulls own hair*
-SHUDDUP! I'M NOT GIN CHAN!

Rurizabeth
and rurizabeth appears..there's no need a black hair..it's disgusting even with a white skin

zura
-yooosh yosh Rurizabeth... the time draws near... It should be almost ready by now...

Rurizabeth
throws giant powerfull lazer beam

zura
*takes out soba from fire*
-here..try some Rurizabeth...

Rurizabeth
**even ruruizabeth couldn't stand soba**
whooaaa..i want to throw more ad more and more beams *throws more and more giant beams*

Zura
*kicks Rurizabeth in the head*
-yooosh yosh Rurizabeth, play the part or I'll break your bones....

Zura
*veins explode*
-heeere Rurizabeth, take some sukonbu then~

~commercials~

Zura
*a hairy creature walks in*
-Rurizabeeth~?

Zura
-This is our chance to make our move Rurizabeth... We shall see the dawn of ZEDO... today!

Jackie
HA HAI!! HAHAH!!

Rurizabeth
*SIGN UP*
Ruruizabeth is here to make TOAST of you for breakfast!
MWHAWAHA!
*Pulls out giant toaster*

Zura
*beats up Tatsuma and the wig goes off*

Zura
*puts huge wig back on*
-I, the Young Noble of Fur, will have my revenge! I will cast out all those imbecile,
weak tresspasers with my new weapon! BEHOLD... THE ZAKU 8!

Rurizabeth
*SIGN UP*
MAster! zura!
ehh wrong...
*Tries to fix things by sticking JAckie in the toaster*
*SIGN UP*
MASTER! ZEDO AWAITS!

Zura
-DURAGON COMMANDER! BRING FORTH THE MACHINE~! TENCHUAHUA~!

Jackie
AH~ naruhodo
-makes a serious face-

Zura
-yooosh, WE WILL SEE ZEDO BURN IN FLAMES!
*wig gets on fire from the toaster*
-put it out! my fur!

Jackie
-pushes the button from toaster- HAHAHAH!!!
BURN ZEDO!! -maniacal laugh-

Rurizabeth
*stumbles around in dead elizabeth... uhhh rurizabeth-suit, sweat running down in eyes*
*SIGN UP*
ZE dawn of ZEdo awaits as MATSURA, wrong, hamster...
*ugh i can't see, what's this??????? makes strange sound
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZPPPP*
*SIGN UP*
RE-ZA PANCHI!
nani... punch?

Zura
-WITH MY POWERFULL MECHA, THE ZAKU 8, WE WILL OVERTHROW THE GOVERMENT!
*paper-made machine comes in making noises*
-bzz bleep bzz... te-nchu-a-hua!

Jackie
-throws bombs from toaster-
Let's make a toast out of ZEDO!! HAHAH!!
Zedo is toast!! -evil laugh- This will be a new land as...........

Rurizabeth
*ZAKU 8 is blasted by ruruzabet's laser*

Zura
*runs to catch Zaku before it falls*
-ZAAAKUUUU~! Fine, I'll make another one. Its made of paper anyway.

Jackie
its time to transform the toaster!!
-pushes button to transform-
-transforming sounds (just imagine it any sound you could think of)-
I will face Zaku 8.......-serious face-

Rurizabeth
*SIGN UP*
SIGN UP!

Zura
*The Noble Fur makes paper-dolls with tremendous speed*
-YOOOSH! ITS READY! ZAKU 9! IKEEE~!

Rurizabeth
*gets ready to battle toaster*
*SIGN UP*
WRATH OF RURIZABETH!

Zura
*wears swimming suit*
-WRATH OF THE NOBLE OF FUR!

Rurizabeth
*wears matching swimming suit*

Jackie
Ok now release the cannon!!
-shows Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon-
Rurizabeth!! your toast!!

Rurizabeth
*SIGN UP*
Take this!
FURU-TSU PUNCH!!!!
*pink lazer shoots from eyes*

Zura
*takes out old legstrong cyclone jet legstrong cannon and aims at Jackie*
-Jackie! Cover your nose~! BWAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA~! *coughs*

Jackie
-circles around hitting Zura and Rurizabeth by the armstrong cannon-
Take that!!

Zura
*Noble Fur's hair rise forming a shield for Rurizabeth*
-DONT HURT RURIZABETH!
*gets shot*
-a~ blood. I am a vampire.
*sucks own blood*

Rurizabeth
*SIGN gets entangled in wig*
chotttooooooooo!!!!!!!

Jackie
Theres no break time in a war!!
-attacks rurizabeth and the costume gushed in blood-
HAHAH!!

Zura
*red eyes glow behind the black fur*
-I WILL AVENGE RURIZABETH~!
*takes out water-pistol*

Rurizabeth
*makes Rurizabeth-sound, you know almost like Elizabeth*
*beats JACKie with sign*

Zura
-ah~ soba is almost ready.
*sets up a tent and lights a fireplace*

Rurizabeth
*crawls slowly into tent, trail of blood, dragging sign*
COMMERCIALS please!!!

Jackie
did you just say SOBA?!!
-goes to gin-san and punched him to get the soba-

zura
*all beaten up*
-aah~ I'm so weak... I've lost too much blood... Blood? aah~ I'm a vampire....
*tries to reach blood from nose with tongue*

Koko-chan
Koko: *still sitting and watching intently* Hahaha...when did Noble Fur become a vampire...Kowaii desu..

Jackie
-takes a picture out of gin'san frustration of sucking blood from his nose by the tongue-
HAHAHAH!!!

Zura
*beats up Tatsuma*
OI~! DIE ALREADY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DIE!

Rurizabeth
*gleaming eyes*
RURIZABETH'S EYEBROWS!!!!
LOOK AT RURIZABETH'S EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zura
-OH NO~! RURIZABETH TURNED TO AN OLD MAN!
*tries to take out Rurizabeth's eyebrows with a huge fishing tackle*

Jackie
-while gin beats up Tatsuma- HAHAHA!!

Rurizabeth
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Zura
-ah~ I'm bleeding again... blood...
*tries to reach his back and gets caught by Rurizabeth*
-oh no, my eyebrows! but wait, I'm the Noble Furrrr~! I'm all covered in hair so that wont work! TENCHUAHUA!

Rurizabeth
*BITES GINPACHI-sensei's hair, CHOKES*

Zura
-ITS NOT GINPACHI ITS THE YOUNG NOBLE OF FUR~! TENCHUAHUA!

Koko-chan
Koko: *clutching legs and curled up* ahhh....the attack of the monobrow!!

Zura
*shoots darts in Jackies nose*
-I CANNOT DIE BEFORE I SEE THE DAWN OF ZELDA! SHIINEE~! ah~ blood again...
*licks floor*

Rurizabeth
*CHOKES ON THE WIG OF THE YOUNG NOBLE OF FUR*
*SIGN UP*
WRATH OF THE EYEBROWRURIZABETHHHTT

Jackie
Ack!! -darts in nose-
Crap!! I......never knew I could..........die in this............way....
-dies-

Zura
*gets knoted with Rurizabeth*
-ah~ its kinda warm, I think I'll sleep for a while...

Rurizabeth
*PULLS OUT BADMINTONbat, uhhhhu wrong!*
*PULLS OUT PINK GLITTERY KATANA, AH AH HA!!!!*
*swing katana, massive amounts of hair flies up in the air*
*SIGN UP*
WHO WANTS TO BE CUT????
*eehh who's hair is this??*

Zura
*wakes up from a nightmare with a bad haircut*
-AH~! ITS THE HELLSING ORGANIZATION! THEY WILL ELIMINATE ME~! ...yu-yumeda? AH~! THATS RIGHT! I HAVE TO BLOW UP THE AMANTO EMBASSY~! COME ALONG RURIZABETH!! TENCHUAHUA!

Rurizabeth
*hho, i hope he won't notice the hair *
*SIGN UP*
THE MAMANTO EMBASSY! LOOK OUT!

Zura
*rides the ZAKU 9 and heads to the MAMANTO EMBASSY*
-HAHAHAHAAAHAAA-HAAAAAA~! TENCHUAHUA!
*shoots flag from ZAKU cannon*
-are?

Rurizabeth
*EHH, we took the modelversion by mistake*

Zura
*kuso.*
-TAKE THIS, MAMANTO~! TENCHUAHUA~!
*throws bombs to the building, but they're made of paper and the wind carries them away, sound effects are still heard though*

Rurizabeth
*SIGN UP*
Master, the building is coming closer very quicklyaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH

Zura
-ah??? its alive? its moving? the building is alive?? hmm.. I'll drink its blood then!
*bites the wall*

Rurizabeth
*wall screams*

Zura
-MWAHA-HAAAAAHAHAHA-HAHAHA *coughs* Now you are my humble servant, MAMANTO EMBASSY! HAHAHAHAHA~! ya gotta drink blood when ya can~! I order you to self-destruct!
*The Young Noble of Fur grabs Rurizabeth and fly off with the Zaku 9, while the embassy gets blowned up*

Rurizabeth
*enjoys the flight*
*SIGN UP*
END of today's episode!

Zura
*END OF PART TWO, THE YOUNG NOBLE OF FUR 2, THE FUR OF ZAKU!*
-Tenchuahua!
*bows*

Rurizabeth
*bows*
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EPISODE #3 THE COUNTER-ATTACK OF THE BUTTERFLY SWORDS

Hayate: Ginpachi-Sensei
Nakamura: Kokomousey
Tomoshibi Captain: Santoryou
Kayashi: Hecate_Yakumo
Rurizabeth: Luau


Hayate
*dresses up as screwdriver*
-Hayate the Joisissy, yoroshiku onegaishimaaasu. Tenchuahua!

Nakamura
Koko: *Puts on Red afro wig and sunglasses* Oi!!! I am Nakamura! Faithful patriot of the Joisissy of Noble Furry man!

Shion-chan
what is this all about?

hayate
-where the hell is Tomoshibi-chan, We have a mission again and she's the captain

Nakamura
--- *pulls out mic* HAYATE! Wasn't there supposed to be someone else coming?

Nakamura
--- *still holding mic* Tomoshibi? ~~ *looks around*

Hayate
-Tomoshibi-chaaan~ dokooo~?

Tomoshibi
Ryuu: *dresses up like a samurai with sunglasses and hair extensions in different colours*
Cheesu! I am Tomoshibi-chan a joisissy member!

Nakamura
---- Konnichiwa Tomoshibi-chan~~

Hayate
*hits Tomoshibi-chan friendly in the back*
-HAI~! LETS GO BOMB THE INU EMBASSY! THEY STOLE THE NOBLE'S FUR FAMICON!

Tomoshibi
Tomoshibi-chan : NANI!! ANO YAROU-DOMO!! YOSH MIINA LET'S BOMB THEM!!

Nakamura
--- *gasp* How dare they do that!! IKU!! *takes out justaways in preparation*

Shion-chan
can Shi-chan join? Shi-chan likes chaos & destruction~~~~ ♥

Katsura_Kotarou
Joisissy janai.....Fur janai........

Hayate
-ah! My ends need polishing! I cannot complete the mission as a rusted screwdriver!
*faints*

Tomoshibi-chan:
YOSH! *pulls out neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong hou*

Hayate
Shion-chan fine. You'll be Kuyashi-chan. Joisissy member level 15. Hit Points 132. Ikeee!

Nakamura
--- Wah!! *shakes Hayate violently* How can you just faint like that! What about Furry Boss's Famicom! Tomoshibi-chan! I think it's up to the both of us now!

p-chan
*clap clap clap* thats my fav weapon, neo armstrong cyclove jet armstrong canon

Tomoshibi-chan:
Wait wait wait!! our fellow screwdriver has fallen we can't go on like this!!

Hayate
*hayate bleeds and crawls on floor*
-someone... polish me... onegai...
*coughs blood*

Nakamura
---- polish polish....Ah!! *takes out polishing oil* Hayate-kun! Hold on!!! *polished screwdriver*

Shion-chan
for some reason , Shi-chan feels sleepy, some one wake me uppp------zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *sleeps in corner*

Tomoshibi-chan:
don't die!!! hayate!!! miina!! let's retreat into some concert!!

Nakamura
---- *nakumara picks up Kuyashi* oi!! how can you fall asleep in a crisis like this!! *Shakes*

Hayate
-That was the Ultimate Polisher! I am revived!
*Hayate goes normal*
-wait...my private places....
*looks inside pants*
-are? the screwdriver effect resided in my family! NGYAAAGHHH~!

Tomoshibi-chan:
leave her! we don't have time!!

Nakamura
--- Tomoshibi-chan, that's good idea. Lets hide Hayate-kun in the bass drum...I'll play the guitar?

Nakamura
--- Hai Tomoshibi teichou! *drops Kuyashi*

Hayate
*throws bombs to Nakamura*
-WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRECIOUS "BELOW"????

Tomoshibi-chan:
yosh!! but i have no experience playing the drum though!! so i'm on guitar too~

nakamura
---- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I ONLY POLISHED YOUR FACE *screaming through mic*

Hayate
*grabs a cello and starts aftering Nakamura*
-GIVE ME BACK MY "BELOWS"!!!!!

Tomoshibi-chan:
*screams into mic* help hayate-kun! a man's balls are his pride!!

Hayate
*bangs mic in Nakamura's head*
-JOOOOOOOOOI~!

Nakamura:
I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING TEICHOU! I ONLY POLISHED HIS FACE!! *screaming into mic while running from Hayate* SEE? HIS FACE IS SHINING!!

Tomoshibi-chan:
Kuyashi!! teme!! stop sleeping already!!!

Nakamura
--- *takes mic and starts banging on Hayates head* If you want your jewels back, maybe Kuyashi can do something about it! But she's sleeping!

Nakamura
--- *Singing into mic* Chome Chome~~~ *looks around if Shinsengumi are around*

p-chan
am i in right play?!! its getting weird *check ticket*

Tomoshibi-chan:
*smacks nakamura and hayate*NAKMURA!! KONOYAROU!! STOP WHACKING HAYATE ALREADY AND PLAY SOME MUSIC!! YOU START THE SONG!

Hayate
-OI~! I'VE DECIDED. I WILL START LIVING WITH MY JEWELS AS SCREWDRIVER. I WILL TAKE PLEASURE FROM BROKEN ELEVATORS. Now lets go to the embassy, otherwise the Noble Fur will have your ass, Tomoshibi-captain

Nakamura
---- *fumbles with guitar* ahh...eer... your brother is a hikkikomori... *strums guitar*

Tomoshibi-chan:
Oi, hayate teme, it was your fault we retreated here!

Nakamura
---*still strumming guitar* hai hai!! Do something to help out now Hayate-kun!

Hayate
-HAYATE THE JOISISSY, MEMBER LEVEL 81, HIT POINTS 1278, DEFENSE 387, ATTACK 801. SPECIAL ATTACK: SCREWDRIVER SLICE&STAB~!
WATCH OUT ALIEN DOGS!
*rides a fancy pink pony with purple hair*


Tomoshibi
YOSHA!! LET'S FIRE THE NEO ARMSTRONG CYCLONE JET ARMSTRONG CANON!! *clicks button*
....are? isn't this the self destruct button? are? are we going to explode? are?

Nakamura
--- oi hayate-kun...you're on in the "my little pony club, you're in the Joisissy! Get of that pony!!

Nakamura
--- wahh!! Teme konoyarou?? Now you're gonna get us all killed!

Hayate
-MAJIDEKA? He said he's working as a driver! STINKY MAMMAL!
*kicks pony and the pony eats Hayate alive*
-are?

Nakamura
*in a distance, Hayate's screams and an explosion can be heard*

Tomoshibi-chan:
....*sniff* goodbye cruel world...*collapses*

Hayate
*gets up like nothing happened with an afro and half-naked*
-now that we all had some fun, lets go save the earth.

p-chan
finally an xplosion!!!! now its look more like a good play. give me more blood!!!1

hayate
*Hayate gets on a flying carpet and starts throwing bombs to random buildings*
-GOEMON IS COOL! THE NOBLE FUR LIKES HIM! YOU ALL GO TO HELL!

Nakamura
*nakamura suddenly grow wings and flies to Inu embassy and starts bombing buildin* BWAHAHAHA this is the wrath for taking Furry Noble's Famicom!!!

Tomoshibi
*Tomoshibi grabs hayate by his "screwdriver" and throws him onto the floor* OI TEME!! YOU JUST BOMBED THE BASE!!

Hayate
*The mysterious Young Noble of Fur makes a shady appearance*
-Did I hear blood? Where?I am a vampire... Hemmoroids are fine too...
*hugs himself*

Hayate
-CAPTAIN! YOU'LL RIP MY PRIVATES OFF! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! HURRY UP AND DESTROY THIS POCKET-SIZED DICTIONARY! IT HOLDS THE POWER TO SUMMON THE MOST DANGEROUS OF ALL DEMONS, THE KATOKEN LIMBO-DANCING MONSTER!

Tomoshibi-chan:
oi, miina, i'm not taking revenge for that freak....*escaps using kakuremni no jitsu*

nakamura
*all the time Tomoshibi and Hayate was arguing.....*
--- SHINE~~~ *with mad laughing eyes* Where is Noble Fur's Famicom!!!
*missle flies in Nakamura's direction and hits* arrrgggggg *falls to the ground* arrr....i can't move...*spurts blood*

Hayate
*Hayate thinks in despair: oi oi, the captain already betrayed the Noble of Fur... What should I do...*
-Nakamura-san! Where do you stand! In the Noble Fur's side or the B' side of the cassette?

Nakamura
*still lying on ground half dead* H-hayate-kun....please get Noble Fur's Famicom back!!! *drops on the ground still*

Tomoshibi-chan
(under cover): oi! kisama! i never betrayed you!! but i don't want people to know me if i'm fighting for that fag who's touching himself! ikuso!! joi-tachi!! pee on that dictionary hayate!!

Hayate
-HAAAAI~! CAPTAIN~!
*takes out screwdriver and pees on pocket-sized dictionairy*
-oooi, why's there a mosaic on my screwdriver ?

Yamazaki
Woah...bloody nice play! XD

Tomoshibi-chan:
ignore that!! just do your thing!! hayate!!

Otsuu-chan
*sneaks in *

Hayate
-I'LL RETRIEVE THE FAMICON FROM THE DOG-THIEVES! JUST WATCH ME NOW, JUST WATCH!
*Hayate tries to land on the embassy but a passing ship sends him to the otherworld*

Nakamura
---*Nakamura in spirit form* Why are the two of your fooling around?!?! what happened to the mission? are you going to let me die in vain

p-chan
wow...i dun know they even have a real ship in d play *clap happily at hayate run by ship*

hayate
*Hayate in spirit form:*
-Nakamura look at that, I can pass through you, hahaa~ ah~ I'm scared now.

Nakamura
eeiii!! I'm passing through you!! *floats through Hayate* *shivers* I think you've died too...what is teichou doing?

Tomoshibi-chan:
OI!!!! HAYATE!! tch, i guess i have to finish this!
hisatsu: colourful extensions!!
*gets hair tangled onto the dog-amanto embassy and get's thrown into the now burning embassy*

Hayate
-beats me, you think we can pass through her too? wanna go peek in the girls baths? wanna go scare grannies?

Otsuu-chan
(SUGOIIIII, how did they get all these special effects... bit scary )

Nakamura
--- WHAT?!? Hayate-kun, you should have stayed dead in a physical form...such perversion as a joisissy! Teichou!! I'm dead! Cut your hair and complete the mission!

Hayate
*Hayate gets idea*
- ah~! I got it. We will create a new ghost tale.
*takes out double blades*
-with these, I shall cut through the screens of all TV's while Olympics are airing. BWAHAHAHA. Afterwards, Nakamura, we will go to the shinsengumi headquearters and haunt them until they leave ZEDO forever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Tomoshibi-chan
(in ghost form) : miina! i failed you.... but whatever we're all dead now!

Nakamura
--- Bufufufu...that will be a great idea!! and they can't hurt us!! Iku!

Hayate
-CAAAPTAAAAAIIIN~! YOU DIED TOO??? THATS GREAT! LEAD THE WAY TO THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL CABLE TV's!
*passes through Tomoshibi Captain*

Nakamura
*floats through Tomoshibi* weee~~~ this is fun!

Hayate
*tries to hit Tomoshibi in the head but it passes through*
-SUGOOI-TENCHUAHUA~

Tomoshibi
kyaaaaaaaaa~ >///< hayate you perv!

Nakamura
--- *stil floating around* Anou....what's happening now? *tries to kick Hayate but flies through instead*

Tomoshibi
i think this is the end of our play....

Otsuu-chan
*DOOR OPENS WITH A BANG*
The exorsists are here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koko:
*gets rid of costumes* ohh i see...
THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING!!

Hayate
*The Young Noble of Fur shows up frustrated...or maybe.. FURstrated*

-YOU IDIOTS DIED WHILE CARRYING OUT A MISSION! YOU ARE WORTHLESS! I WILL NOW DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR DEAD BODIES AND TURN YOU INTO GHOULS. BWHAHHAHA.
*Hayate turns his back while the Noble Fur sucks the blood from his body. A tear flows and he takes out the Butterfly Swords.*
-SCREW YOU KATOKEN LIMBO-DANCER!
*Hayate's spirit rushes in all Zedo houses and slices every TV airing the Olympics.*

Hayate
*Hayate surprissed*
-WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN OVER? I'M STILL ACTING!

Tomoshibi
Owari~

Hayate
eh? majide? owari da? majideka? are?

Koko:
Ryou-chan said it was finished? *scratches head*

Hayate
*Hayate stands on top of mountain*
-IT HAS JUST BEGUN YOU IMBECILE MORTALS, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA~
*lightining effects*
*Hayate is now an evil spirit*

Otsuu-chan
*RURIZABETH THE MONOBROW APPEARS WITH SIGN*

Hayate
*The Noble Fur appears with a porn magazine*

Koko:
*sits and watch new arc in the play* Ooo...Gin-san sensei's going to play an evil spirit!

Rurizabeth
*SIGN UP*
rrrrrrrrrOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR

Hayate
*the ghost of Hayate rushes to attack Rurizabeth*
-YOU SHOULD JUST DISSAPEAR YOU MONSTER~!
*slices Rurizabeth in two and her sign floats in the air in slow motion*

Rurizabeth
*SIGN FLOATING IN THE AIR IN SLOW MOTION*
MAAAAAAAAASTER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Hayate
*The Young Noble of Fur accidentally bites himself and turns into a ghoul*
*Hayate is laughing*
-HAHAHAHA~! NOONE STANDS IN MY WAY NOW! I SHALL BREAK INTO EVERY HOUSE IN ZEDO AND STEAL ALL SPOONS~! AHAAAAHAAHAHHA
*evil laughter*

Nakamura
Koko puts on costume again and adjust lighting for special effects*
---*floating Nakamura* Hayate-kun! what have you become!! Why are you letting the anger dwell in your like that! *takes out cleansing charm and waves it around Hayate*

Otsuu-chan
*shouts from audience*
GO NAKAMURA GO-r I'll rip your mole off!

Hayate
-GAH! NAKAMURA YOU JERK. THATS PERFUME! AND ITS FOR WOMEN!
*slices the charm with his butterfly swords in a thousand pieces*

Tomoshibi
umm... we can't do it all now!! save some for later! The failed joissisy's after-life

rurizabeth
*SIGN FLOATS IN SLOW MOTION; STILL*
is this the end of the episode?!

Hayate
-TOO BAD, CAPTAIN~! I REALLY LIKED YOU BEFORE... I WILL TURN YOU INTO A HOLLOW NOW! YOU WILL SERVE ME IN THE AFTERLIFE! NOT THAT HAIRY IDIOT! BWHAHAHAHA!
*Hayate charges to Tomoshibi Captain and attacks with glittering Butterfly Swords*

Nakamura
*draws out sakura sword and cleanse Tomochibi's soul* Hai!! NOW! TOMOCHBI TEICHOU!! We have to get rid of that onibaba over there!! He's ruining everything!! *points at Hayate*

Tomoshibi
Ryuu-chan: *sniffles* hedoi, sensei no baka! *whacks ginpachi-sensei with guitar/sword*

Nakamura
Oi you damned hollow hayate!! Don't mess with us or you'll be asking for the wrath of the Spirits of Joisissy!! *charges at Hayate's head with sword as sword elongates*

Tomoshibi
yosh!! i'm pissed let's get him!!
Hisatsu: guitar boshi!

Nakamura
Tomoshibi teichou! lets get him while he's dizzy! I'll use my bankai!! *sword turns into a mic stand and Nakamura starts chanting the ultimate death spell* Die Hayate!! *glowing red eyes*

Hayate
*Hayate's eyes glow red*
-BRING IT ON, EX-COMRADE! I SHALL MAKE YOU MY SERVANT AS WELL!
*hayate transforms into a huge masked hollow*

p-chan
*yawn* *wake up sleepily* what happen to d play? i just sleep for a while n now its turn to a ghost stories????

Hayate
*The Noble Fur attacks the Hollow Hayate as a ghoul but manages to do some damage to his leg*
-YOU HAIRY BOSS, LET GO OF ME!
*The Hollow Hayate screams in pain*

Tomoshibi-chan:
YOSHA!! ORE MO ORE MO!!
santoryou : 300 pound hou!!
*directs the attack to hayate's ass*

Nakamura
I'LL TAKE YOU ON HAYATE!! *huge surge of red energy thrusted towards Hayate* Tomochibi-chan!! Is the music ready?? we need the death chime!!

Hayate
*The hollow takes a few steps back and defends his life with the huge double blades*

Tomoshibi
oi! what chime? what chime?

Nakamura

YOU"RE GOING DOWN!!!

*flings double shots at Hayate aiming at both arms*

Hayate
*the Hollow covers his ears... He drops his double swords... THE HOLLOW CANNOT STAND THE MUSIC COMING OUT OF THE SOULS OF THE JOISISSY! COULD THIS BE A TWIST OF LUCK???*

Nakamura
It'll weaken him 99 points so we can finish him off with a flick to his head after that! the CHIME!! It's essential!!

Nakamura
Tomochibi teichou! Look! Hayate's struggling under the sweet sounds of the death chime!! Quick! one more blow and he's done for!

Hayate
*the hollow complains while scratching head*
-oi. you're supposed to kill me with music. That stuff is nice but its not in the script...

Tomoshibi
yosh then let me give him the final blow!

Nakamura
Tomochibi-chan! I'll play the drums!! Do something about hte guitar!! *starts drumming like crazy*

Otsuu-chan
*TURNS ON SPEAKERS*
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hayate
-NGYAAAAAAH~
*thunderstrike sound effects*
*the hollow starts to shrink! WHAT A RE-MATCH! Blood's coming out of the Hollow's ears! This seems to be the Joisissy's victory! The crowd goes wild!*

Tomoshibi
IKUSO!!
NITORYOU: TORA GARI!!

Nakamura
Go for it Tomochibi teichou!!

Tomoshibi
ONE MORE! ONE MORE~
NITORYOU: ONIGIRI!!

Hayate
-I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, THE GATES OF DARKNESS WILL OPEN AGAIN AND DEVOUR YOUR SORRY-ASS SOULS!
*the mask breaks and the body of Hayate appears to be lying down the asphalt. Is he dead? What's going to happen next?*

Nakamura
*Keeps druming with all her strength* Almost there!!

Nakamura
Tomochibi teichou...is that Hayate our Hayate-kun?

Hayate
*Hayate does not move or breath*
*dramatic ambient music*

Tomoshibi
*holds hayate and cries out loud*
HAYATE!!

Hayate
THE JOISISSY SERIES!
END OF EPISODE #3 THE COUNTERATTACK OF THE BUTTERFLY SWORDS!
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE~! IS HAYATE DEAD? WILL THE NOBLE FUR STAY A GHOUL FOREVER? CAN THE REST RETURN TO THEIR PHYSICAL BODIES???
STAY TUNED! DONT MISS THE NEXT EPISODE!

Otsuu-chan
ALL RIGHT THE WHOLE CHOIR ALL TOGETHER NOOOOOOOOOOW

Hayate
*end credits*
*actors bow*

Tomoshibi
*bows* arigatou audience no miina-san!!
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