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Chuck Norris Thread (finally it has Arrived)
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Well Mauz15 said that he had enough with my posting of my hero CHUCK NORRIS, so i have forever stop posting about CHUCK NORRIS, b/c now there is a OFFICIAL CHUCK NORRIS topic (his greatness even shows b/c i cant un caplock his name thats how great he is) well this is my topic and it is about CHUCK NORRIS. i created this topic b/c i have not seen one about CHUCK NORRIS, i have seen one with Conan but not CHUCK NORRIS....Well this is it MY TOPIC, A BETTER TOPIC, CHUCK NORRIS's TOPIC.

I want to hear all your opionions about him? do you like him? do you know any interesting facts about him?(like do you know his real name is carlos and he's half indian) and this could also be a fun topic if you any good jokes with him (my favorite is: God said...Let there be light....CHUCK NORRIS said....say plz)

(if you do not know who is already hes from Delta force, Missing in Action, and the series Walker, Texas ranger as seen below in the pic)

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Posted 3/19/07
... im guessing you must really really like the guy
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Posted 3/19/07
Too bad there is one already:

http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=885
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Posted 3/19/07
Chuck Norris suck....he should be buried in the deep trenches of the earth.
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Posted 3/19/07
opp just to clarify thats facts in the forum you posted, this is an offical thread about him
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Posted 3/19/07
So wait, this thread wont be full of Chuck Norris facts? I'm pretty sure whats said here could be said there too, but hey, I'm no moderator.
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Posted 3/19/07
no no no no the thread mauz posted i checked again b/c i just skimmly read it was just all jokes this is all about him
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Posted 3/19/07
Eh, I guess, but in my opinion just because others are posting jokes it shouldn't stop you from a serious discussion, but hey, if you want it here more power to ya. I'm not trying to stop you, just stating stuff. Anyway, to stay on topic. I hate the whole Chuck Norris fad. Most people who idolize him now didn't even know about him until recently. I find nothing special about him.
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ty crossy for you stating that and this topic is supposed to bring back why they like CHUCK NORRIS in the first place and is optional if people want to post their jokes thats what this thread is about CHUCK NORRIS...now this will be my last post untill this topic grows a little more (how do i know it will grow, because of YOU, thats right YOU, people that all love CHUCK NORRIS will NEVER LET THIS TOPIC DIE!!!!!!!)

"A lot of people give up just before they're about to make it. You know you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one."
Chuck Norris
(this could be the last CHUCK NORRIS TOPIC SO NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP on him and he will never give up on YOU!!!!!!!!)
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Posted 3/19/07

mushroomjay wrote:

Ah an old internet meme.

It's old. It died around a year ago. You're a bit late.


yeah... by internet standards this is ancient. it's alot less funny now since chuck norris found out about them and started turning the "facts" around to do christian outreach.

that and we have quite a few of these topics.... i'd lock this if i were a mod...
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Posted 3/19/07
i never got what was so great about chuck Norris.
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Posted 3/19/07

the_shadow01 wrote:

i never got what was so great about chuck Norris.


it's not chuck norris, it's just the style of the joke coupled with how unintentionally funny old 80s action films are and how they always made the heroes appear almost super human. it could have just as easily been steven segal or dolph lundergrun (sp?).

they're basically just twists on the old yakov smirnoff joke format (and i'm probably one 5 people on this forum old enough to know who that is....).
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Norris was born Carlos Ray in Ryan, OK. The eldest of three children, he helped his mother raise his two younger brothers in Torrance, CA, where his family moved when he was 12. Norris joined the Air Force after graduating from high school. During a stint in Korea, he began to study the Asian martial art of Tang Soo Do. After returning home, he worked for Northrop Aviation and moonlighted as a karate instructor. Two years later he was teaching full-time and running a number of martial-arts schools. His students included Steve McQueen, Priscilla Presley and the Osmonds. In 1968, he became the Professional World Middleweight Karate Champion, holding the title undefeated until he retired in 1974. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do, both Korean fighting arts, and knows all forms of the martial arts. In 1969, he earned the Triple Crown for the highest number of tournament wins, and was named Fighter of the Year by "Black Belt" magazine. By the time he was 34, Norris had established 32 karate schools and had been a champion for six years. In 1996, he became the first Westerner to be awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do. Norris, who was urged to get into acting by his friend Steve McQueen, skillfully incorporates his martial-arts knowledge into his series and feature film projects, stressing action and technique over violence. He is the author of the books "The Secret of Inner Strength" and "The Secret Power Within - Zen Solutions to Real Problems". He works for many charities, including the Funds for Kids, Veterans Administration National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans, the United Way, Make-a-Wish Foundation and KickStart, a nonprofit organization he created to help battle drugs and violence in schools.

That's from http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/bio but cuz no one wants to click links there you go. In my opinion Chuck Norris is a dud. I watched Walker Texas Ranger back in the day and I'm sorry but I'm not impressed.
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Posted 3/20/07
I always wondered how the old action heros are doing now. I'm talking about Steven Seagal, Juane Claude, and of course, Chuck Norris. I didn't know he was a Christian. Does anyone have a picture from when he was fighting Bruce Lee? I haven't seen that movie so I'm wondering what he looked like back then.
Posted 3/20/07
i still laugh at this one...

" chuck puts the FUN in funeral "
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