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Chuck Norris Thread (finally it has Arrived)
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Posted 1/12/08
lamanyana Ah yes.. the Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos. They aired it on [adultswim] for a while.. or after it.. like 4am. That's about the only time it's good... after hours of sleep deprivation.
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Posted 1/12/08
chuck norris should die lol so all these stupid jokes go to hell with him
Posted 1/12/08

lamanyana wrote:


ShiSeiran wrote:

Here's one:

Chuck Norris' tears cures cancer. Too bad he never cries.


this is sooooooo funny
and i think there was a cartoon which chuck noris was the main character...




What the...? Are you serious? I wonder if anyone's watching them...?
What is so special about him anyway? I never got the idea.
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I want to know why are there so many jokes about him. I never see any stupid internet jokes about...some other 80s action film star...
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Posted 1/12/08
Its said that Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin.

He has another fist as a chin.

:0 Yeah.
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Posted 1/25/08
did someone say chuck?
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Posted 1/25/08
*Scam is Chuck Norris rolemodel.*
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check those MAN-PECS ba donka donk!!!!!!
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Posted 4/15/08
Chuck Norris is amazing. And if you don't agree, then you get a roundhouse kick to the face.
Posted 4/15/08
I'm not sure what to think of him.
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Posted 4/15/08
Chuck Norris memes are hella old. And did I mention they're hella annoying?
Posted 4/15/08
GOD!! Can I not be rid of Chuck Norris? Everywhere I go.. I thought I would be free of him on CR but I was wrong. His mentionings are following me around like a homeless guy looking for change.

Actually, I find the Chucksters pretty awsome. In fact, I made a Chuck Norris custom character in a WWE Smackdown vs Raw videogame where all he did was spin-kick moves. It was the most hillarious thing ever. I think we put him in a match against Hitler and Ash from Pokemon. o.o'''

I have way too much time on my hands.
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Posted 4/15/08
google: "google chuck norris" -hit 'I'm feeling lucky' or whatever-

haha.
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Posted 4/15/08
Either way, Chuck Norris is awesome.
He's soo cool, even GIF images fits his face xD
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