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HEHE;D This was inspired by one of amairo-parasol(LJ)’s awesome fanarts((:
See it here - http://amairo-parasol.livejournal.com/25681.html
It’s the 10th piece, turtle!Kame x bunny!JIN xDDD has been one of my fav fanarts since FOREVER. Its SOOOOOOO CUTE NE? =D

I trust everyone knows the story of “The Tortoise and the Hare”?
Just in case u don’t, here it is - http://childhoodreading.com/Arthur_Rackham/Tortoise_and_the_Hare.html

Well, ON TO THE CRACK xD
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Title: The Tortoise and the Hare
Pairings: Akame [Hare!Jin & Tortoise!Kame]
Rating: PG-13
Genre: crack, fluff
Disclaimer: I dun even own them as animals T.T *cries*
Note: This is in no way implying a gay relationship between Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya.


Once upon a time, there lived a hare named Jin. He was a very proud hare, consistently boasting to all about his speed, claiming that he could run at the speed of light, if not, faster. Now we all know that isn’t possible (light moves at about 186,282.397 miles per second in a vacuum), but the animals, being ANIMALS, didn’t.

Years passed with Jin going on and on about how fast he could run, sometimes even getting so hyped up with himself that he begin hoping around, round and round. (CAN U PICTURE THAT? xD)

The funny thing was, none of the animals had really seen Jin run before, or at least, run at the pace he said he could. Yet they all believed him, the unending ‘WOWs’ resounding through the forest.

Sitting under a shady tree in the vast forest, Jin sighed. There was just that one guy…or rather, animal, that Jin hadn’t managed to convince. That stubborn little tortoise they called…What did they call him? *Jin scratches his head hard* OH that’s right, Kame, that was what he was called.

That silly stubborn brat…always screaming “THAT’S SO NOT TRUE!” every time Jin tried unsuccessfully at boasting to him. The guy was such PURE NOISE. And oh the volume he could go up to, COMPLETELY unexpected for a little tortoise like him.

So one fine day, Jin, finally giving up on convincing Kame, decided to challenge Kame to a race. “Well if you think you’re so great then why don’t we race? You win, I stop ‘boasting’. You lose…you’re my servant for eternity! MUAHAHAHA!” To his surprise, Kame agreed almost immediately.

The day of the race finally came, and all the animals gathered at the start/end (you see, they were to run in a circle^^) point of the race. The judge was to be the wise king of the jungle (a lion?), Yamapi.

“Is there even the need for a judge? I mean, it’s not like Kame will even be able to get CLOSE to me. He is a TORTOISE for heaven’s sake, I’m a HARE”, Jin thought sarcastically to himself.

The ‘GO’ signal went off, and Jin was sprinting his way through. Kame, as expected, was going slow, step by step by step. The crowd cheered loudly, well mostly for Jin, but Kame’s family was there all the way to give him moral support.

By the time Kame had reached the quarter mark, Jin had reached the finishing line. Jin won, Kame lost, Yamapi roared (erhh…to signal Jin’s victory?) So being a ‘man’ of his word, Kame became…Jin’s personal servant.

The first weeks were without a doubt, hell. Jin made Kame find him food and water, massage his feet, brush his fur, not to mention Kame was terribly slow…He’s a TORTOISE. So the 14 days were spent being rushed, pushed and nudged around.

Then on day 15, Jin’s attitude towards Kame took a turn for the better. He rushed Kame less, letting him walk at whatever pace he could manage. Unknown to Kame, Jin was beginning to form feelings for him.

When Kame returned with a bunch of carrots one day, he was extremely surprised to see Jin waiting under that same shady tree, a juicy green pear in his paw(?). Plastered on Jin’s face was a warm friendly smile, one Kame had never seen on Jin before.

As Kame approached the tree, Jin reached his paw out. “Here, I picked it for you.” Stunned, Kame’s mouth dropped open. Finally, he uttered a soft “Why?” Upon hearing the question, Jin’s nose and ears twitched. Then he felt a blush creep over his face. Desperate to hide it from Kame, he swiftly turned around, his bushy tail brushing against Kame’s face.

Kame cocked his head to the right. “Jin?” After a few minutes of silence, Kame though he heard Jin mumble a soft “I love you?” Taking the risk (of getting a slap from Jin…Oh his mood swings =_=”), Kame took a deep breath. “I LOVE YOU, JIN”. The birds flocked out from the trees. The animals turned and stared. Then pretending they heard nothing, they went back to whatever they were doing. It seemed more appropriate.

Jin swore he nearly jumped out of his skin. Kame totally didn’t need to announce it to the whole world. But this time, he didn’t feel like screaming at Kame. Turning back round, he rushed forward to give Kame a tight hug. “I love you too, Kame”

Their marriage was announced the week after, and Yamapi was their witness.
Kame had become Jin's partner in life, his companion for eternity.

And they lived happy ever after.

-THE END-
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im sorry if that made you go =_="""""""""""""""""""""""
i've been needing to get this out of my system since forever..HEH;D
i'll get the first chap of Catch Me When I Fall soon, hopefully^^
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Posted 8/19/08
WOAH!!
let me read it after I do my assigns!! wahahaha!!
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WOAH!!
Akame!!
starring Yamapi!!
that story is so cute!! ^-^
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Posted 8/19/08
Haha thx...i personally think its super lame xDDD but OH WELLS i juz HAD to rite it x)))) n pi was a character i decided to add in last minute...hehe ;D
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Posted 8/19/08
haha!!
it wasn't lame!!
it's more like..
UBER KAWAII!! ^-^
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haha thx loads((: well wads really KAWAIIIIII is the fanart xD i still cant get over it n its been mths since i first saw it....^_^
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Waaaah >_____< OMGSH xDDD. Jin X Kame xDDDDDDDD. haaha I love the way u wrote it! xDDD
Hahaha it's adorable <33333!!!
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Posted 8/19/08
kyaa that was soo good!!!
i know that story....since those are my bedtime stories from my childhood
but it was soo great how they made akame fit into this story...it all goes soo well!!!
keep it up ne~
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Posted 8/19/08 , edited 8/19/08
IT WAS SOOOO CUTE!
haha.
Jin the hare.
Kame and the turtle. <----I could see why he's a turtle. xDD
xDDDD
WAhhhh I LOVE IT~
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Posted 8/19/08
I mean tortoise.
lol. whatever~
AWESOME FIC!
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Posted 8/19/08
hahahah kute!!!
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Posted 8/20/08
Cherrilly>haha thx^^ AKAME<333 juz HAD to get this random crack out xDD

Geh-san>arigatou~ hehe yea 'the tortoise and the hare' was one of my childhood bedtime stories too xD i was brainstorming akame crack in the shower the other day and the fan art and this story immediately came into mind...so yea...POOF..out comes this piece of random-ness x))))

laotiongirl>hehe im glad u get dat xD well partly it was the fan art dat helped me wif JIN as the hare xD but yea.... just to point out the other bit...KAME with the JUICY PEAR. xD KAMENASHI = TURTLE PEAR x))

pafoua> thx loads for reading! ((((:
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