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Posted 8/25/08
YO NOOBIES... IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO BE
A BADASS.. HERE IS WERE YOU LEARN.. DONT WORRY
ITS AS EASY AS 123... AND ABC... IF YOU CANT THINK
OF THE REST OF THE NUMBERS OR ALPHABET...
YOUR SCREWED...LOL... ANYWAYS... BE SERIOUS
THIS NOT A JOKE...(IT IS!!) NOW GO DOWN AND READ
ON.....[
red]HOW TO BE A BADASS TIPS

HOW TO BE A BADASS

TIP 1: YOU HAVE TO BE IN THIS GROUP...
(CONGRATS... YOUR GETTING THERE)

TIP 2: YOU NEVER GET PICKED.. IF YOU
DO FUCK THEM... AND TELL THEM YOUR
A BADASS..OR THE BADDEST BITCH IN
THE WORLD (GOOD LUCK...SOME DONT
LIVE AFTER THIS ONE)

TIP 3: ALWAYS BACK UP ANOTHER BADASS
(WE STICK TOGETHER LIKE GLUE)

TIP 4: YOU HAVE TO LOOK COOL... YOU CANT
GO AROUND LOOKING LIKE A DORK OR NERD...
WE ARE COOL BADASSES

TIP 5: YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BADASS HAIR
STYLE.. IF YOU DONT HAVE IT.. YOU ARENT
TRYING

TIP 6: WE BADASSES LOVE TO ARGUE...AND WHEN
WE DO.. WE SWEAR ALOT... AND WIN..IF
NOT... FIND ANOTHER BADASS AND REDO
UNTIL YOU WIN.. OTHERWISE YOUR
BADASS STATUS GETS LOWER

TIP 7: BADASSES ARE PERVS.... THIS WAY
W CAN GET THROUGH BANKS AND STORES
WITHOUT THE COPS KNOWING:p

TIP 8: WE ARENT PERVS.. I WAS JKING ABOUT
TIP NUMBER 7....LOL

TIP 9 WE LOVE TO JOKE AROUND THIS WAY
WE ARE COOL

TIP 10: WE ARE AWESOME PEOPLE AND WE
KNOW IT... REMEMBER THAT... BADASSES
ARE AWESOME PEOPLE AND COOL..
SO KEEP IT COOL

GOOD LUCK YOU BADASS.. THESE ARE THE TIPS.
READ THEM AND LERN THEM.... OR YOUR NOT A
BADASS... BUT A WANNABE BADASS...


PS... THIS IS FAKE... I WAS BORED.. I MIGHT COME
UP WITH BETTER ONES LATE.... ITS TO EARLY
TO THINK:p


Posted 10/14/08
lol good tips ^.^ ...i like tip #2 X3
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Posted 10/27/10
Watch scarface
Then Dexter
Then the sopranos
Followed by hostel

Now use what you've learned from watching these shows and wreck havoc
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