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What is the best insult/comeback?
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27 / M / Bristol UK
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i know you are but what am i. works evreytime
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The best way to win a trash talk dispute is to make the on-lookers laugh at the other person. That’s way my favorite come back of all times is, “Oh? You couldn’t get in action in a monkey whore house with a sack of bananas!”

Funny stuff. I once called this butch chick who was stalking me a Dwarf Fish…. That juts kind of slipped out though….
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yeah please don't >_>
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27 / F / Canada
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hmm best come back? hahaha i dont know..

"whatever, im cool! so ha!"

== LOL.. i really have no idea, im so bad at come backs. someone said stay silent O.o hahaha thats pretty cool!
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Posted 3/25/07
umm... "you smell like sh**, 1 2 3 4 5"
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*fart*
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I dont know, usually when I say 'thats what she said' they tend to get kinda pissed.
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28 / M / My own personal P...
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miyuXXkanata wrote:

lololol..This happened in December..haha it was 2 funny.

This girl was like, a lying machine...mhmm u get the idea.

She 'thought' i was trash talking about her..and she confronted me.

she's dumb.

her name was..jasmine.

Jasmine: hey you mofo shit. *pushes me*
me -glares-
Jasmine: why u talkin` shit `bout me eh?
Me: you wish! who`d wanna talk about YOU??
jasmine: B***** *slaps me*
Me: -slaps her back- at least im not a slut that will open up her legs whenever asked by a guy.
Jasmine: at least im not ugly!
Me: ur calling me ugly? girl have u seen your face? how do you think you got the nickname 'flat face penguin' and i`m not the one with a SAGGY boobs! (seriously, she's a 35 tripleD and they go way down to her stomach)
Jasmine: at least i have bigger boobs that you, guys like that! yours are small, ur only a size C ! you Asians are all flats! (and she's asian)

it was funny...

haha
theres more but i`d rather not post =\


thats her

http://i12.tinypic.com/3178hm8.jpg


interesting and yeah you doin't need to finish lol and not all guys like with women with large breasts alot of guys like smaller breasts like C's and what not's
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lol i just say what make them feel bad
ex: whats with that shirt.... are you emo??
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Did your mom and that gorilla sue the condom company yet?
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27 / F / Canada
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n0odle wrote:

*fart*


hahahahaha!! this is brilliant! =)
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25 / M / Germany
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im sorry, did you say something?
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27 / M / Columbus,Ohio
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i got the perfect one that my friend came up with. whenever your in an arguement with someone all you have to do after they threatened you or somethin is yell "OH YEAH?! WELL ILL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST BITCH!!" theres like no comeback to that!
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23 / M / A god goes wheree...
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IF somebody insults me and makes me mad, I come back with fists!
Posted 3/25/07
anything origional. no your mom jokes. oy shiethed go fucke yourself.
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