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What is the best insult/comeback?
Posted 3/25/07

miyuXXkanata wrote:

lololol..This happened in December..haha it was 2 funny.

This girl was like, a lying machine...mhmm u get the idea.

She 'thought' i was trash talking about her..and she confronted me.

she's dumb.

her name was..jasmine.

Jasmine: hey you mofo shit. *pushes me*
me -glares-
Jasmine: why u talkin` shit `bout me eh?
Me: you wish! who`d wanna talk about YOU??
jasmine: B***** *slaps me*
Me: -slaps her back- at least im not a slut that will open up her legs whenever asked by a guy.
Jasmine: at least im not ugly!
Me: ur calling me ugly? girl have u seen your face? how do you think you got the nickname 'flat face penguin' and i`m not the one with a SAGGY boobs! (seriously, she's a 35 tripleD and they go way down to her stomach)
Jasmine: at least i have bigger boobs that you, guys like that! yours are small, ur only a size C ! you Asians are all flats! (and she's asian)

it was funny...

haha
theres more but i`d rather not post =\


thats her

http://i12.tinypic.com/3178hm8.jpg



huh, she looks like a whore, just so you know. funny story too
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Posted 3/25/07

miyuXXkanata wrote:

lololol..This happened in December..haha it was 2 funny.

This girl was like, a lying machine...mhmm u get the idea.

She 'thought' i was trash talking about her..and she confronted me.

she's dumb.

her name was..jasmine.

Jasmine: hey you mofo shit. *pushes me*
me -glares-
Jasmine: why u talkin` shit `bout me eh?
Me: you wish! who`d wanna talk about YOU??
jasmine: B***** *slaps me*
Me: -slaps her back- at least im not a slut that will open up her legs whenever asked by a guy.
Jasmine: at least im not ugly!
Me: ur calling me ugly? girl have u seen your face? how do you think you got the nickname 'flat face penguin' and i`m not the one with a SAGGY boobs! (seriously, she's a 35 tripleD and they go way down to her stomach)
Jasmine: at least i have bigger boobs that you, guys like that! yours are small, ur only a size C ! you Asians are all flats! (and she's asian)

it was funny...

haha
theres more but i`d rather not post =\


thats her

http://i12.tinypic.com/3178hm8.jpg



Uh, C's aren't flat.
And if someone makes fun of you just beat them up or tell them that you're sorry their parents don't love them enough.

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Posted 3/25/07

mauz15 wrote:

What angers you conquers you.
Why bother insulting them back? it's a waste of time.

BINGO!

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Posted 3/28/07

mauz15 wrote:

Better to stay silent.

I like this story.
The Gift of Insults

There once lived a great warrior. Though quite old, he still was able to defeat any challenger. His reputation extended far and wide throughout the land and many students gathered to study under him.

One day an infamous young warrior arrived at the village. He was determined to be the first man to defeat the great master. Along with his strength, he had an uncanny ability to spot and exploit any weakness in an opponent. He would wait for his opponent to make the first move, thus revealing a weakness, and then would strike with merciless force and lightning speed. No one had ever lasted with him in a match beyond the first move.

Much against the advice of his concerned students, the old master gladly accepted the young warrior's challenge. As the two squared off for battle, the young warrior began to hurl insults at the old master. He threw dirt and spit in his face. For hours he verbally assaulted him with every curse and insult known to mankind. But the old warrior merely stood there motionless and calm. Finally, the young warrior exhausted himself. Knowing he was defeated, he left feeling shamed.

Somewhat disappointed that he did not fight the insolent youth, the students gathered around the old master and questioned him. "How could you endure such an indignity? How did you drive him away?"

"If someone comes to give you a gift and you do not receive it," the master replied, "to whom does the gift belong?"



thats a nice story!!! but...if you had to do something, probably any of those jokes from "yo mama"
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Posted 3/28/07
I usually don't insult someone back. I'll say something amongst the lines of "Right. Are you done? Good." and continue what I was doing.
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Posted 3/28/07
Why don't you just shut up!?
Why don't you just shut down!!!?
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Posted 3/28/07
other person: yo mama is a hoe
me: ohhhh u wanna talk about mamas now...well let me get on yo mama since everyone else has.
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Posted 3/28/07

gamergoo wrote:

anything origional. no your mom jokes. oy shiethed go fucke yourself.

learn to spell plz...fucker

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Posted 3/28/07
no u.
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Posted 3/28/07
me: *talkin shit*
other person: STFU!!!!!!
me: awwwww the little bitch got offended
Posted 3/28/07
so's your mum.
shut your face
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Posted 3/28/07
Guy to girl: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I would put I next to U

Gir to guy: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I would put F next to U
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Posted 3/29/07
ur mother... its' childish but works...
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Posted 3/29/07
"yeah but........... your mums dead" then walk away before they reply
or "your dads gay"

works every time
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Posted 3/29/07
mine is"yo mama is so fat she sat down and caused an earthquake in california" i have different versions but someone here might be offended
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