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What is the best insult/comeback?
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If they go "you suck cock/ you're gay/ fuck you"

just go "yeh...you wish buddy"
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shut up faggot. works all the time.
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Heard from a game, and loved it:

"hey budy, still alive?" (Ace Combat Zero: Belkan War)
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PTSnake wrote:

Heard from a game, and loved it:

"hey budy, still alive?" (Ace Combat Zero: Belkan War)


yea im alive

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24 / F / rawr...
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'oh yea? well i don't like your pants'
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28 / M / philippines
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yeah well i think it always depends on your uhhmm.. what you say.. uhhmm.. opponent??.. i dont really think you call them opponents.. it depends on them.. ^-^

if they were your frends.. you could say anything you want to say to them and still have a good laugh about it.. if it was another guy then go all out on them.. i you wanna fight that is.. but if you dont.. you will just get pickd on.. if i were in that i would go all out.. cuz i definately wanna protect who i am.. i hate bullies too.. but i am not one of them.. trust me.. ^-^
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34 / M / S.Korea
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OKAY!!! -really pisses them off
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25 / Australia
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You start walking away and then say "Oh yeah , tell your mum to be careful not to fall over again....We dont want another grand canyon"

And then theres what i always say "Well....Ya mum!"
And if they say something like...your a dick...you say "Your face is a dick" you just say "Your face is" then whatever they said.

Like....i would just say it even if they werent talking to me..if someone says "This sucks" and i hear them i always say...Your face sucks! =D
Posted 3/31/07
um...when they say your name, say "keep my name out of your mouth cause I'm not a dick" I used that once. The girl shut up soon after and then there was this other girl who had short hair. I said, "leave me alone and so grow some hair. Britiney Spears has more hair than you." hm...yeah. It just dpends who your talking to and what its about. I called a girl a "bald, anorexic gorilla" before. Referring them to monkeys always makes people mad...unless they're cute lolz
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26 / M / Canada
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Just repeat the following words:
"stfu"
pronounced stu-fu very quickly
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29 / M / San Francisco, CA
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my personal fav was when one of my floor mates was getting yelled at by another floor mate and he goes "oh yeah? well *farts really loud*" haha it's one of those moments when you just had to be there I guess...
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28 / M / Somewhere on Crun...
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an insult i use is: if being stupid(example) was a crime, you'd be america's top wanted criminal. XD
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26 / M
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"youre the load your mom should of swallowed"
shuts them up every time
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F / ಌNYC, the BIG APPLEಌ
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"i dont wanna insulte you, because im too cool for you" << those peeps "whoo think they are cool" says that almost everytime..
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WELL... at my school, people usually say something like "YO MAMA" or "YO PAPA" or "YO BALD HEADED GRANDMA" it's so stupid O_O;REALLY stupid.
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