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What is the best insult/comeback?
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Posted 3/31/07
the best come back ever that no one can ever say anything back is "SO AS YO FACE"

for example... if someone said to you.. "youre stupid.." u say "SO AS YO FACE".. thats like the check mate of all comebacks... the best one ever, they cant say anything after that.
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28 / M / ninja mode
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you say this insult after getting hit really hard in the stomach. first laugh like your crazy, than say this; "Who opened the window ,I just got hit with a breeze, or was that you" after saying the comeback, laugh some more. it's the best insult/comeback I know.
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29 / M / Sask-at-chew-an,...
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the best insult I've ever heard was on south park
Stan was playing world of Warcraft and Randy (his dad) walks in:
Randy: Stan are you playing a video game?
Stan: Its not a video game its an MMORPG you R-tard
Randy:.........I'm not an R-tard (in a sad voice)

I laughed so hard when I saw that for some reason.
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from the movie napoleon dynamite where kip goes " your mom goes to college" hahahaha
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23 / M / my house derr
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Posted 4/1/07
simply........ur moma it pisses them of just say it with no emotion over and over and if they say that all u can say go ur daddy
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(I realize how lame the ur mom insults are, but this was during the period where it was still cool)

A convo with a friend

Friend: Dude .... you suck
Me: Your mom sucks
Friend: Your face sucks!
Me: haha, umm, your.. your dog sucks!!!
Friend: Well you suck coz i don't have a dog!
Me: Your mom's a dog !!! bam!
Friend: ....... f*ck you man
Posted 4/1/07
yeah, well that's what your mom said last night!
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24 / M / Chicago
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Posted 4/1/07

lil_anime_freak wrote:

I dont have to insult somebody if i dont want to since i'm popular


popular people are usually the ones that are most insulted

Posted 4/1/07

hit0kiriX wrote:


lil_anime_freak wrote:

I dont have to insult somebody if i dont want to since i'm popular


popular people are usually the ones that are most insulted



true, they're just oblivious, and anime freak sounds kinda conceited.

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25 / M / Canada
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yeah I love hearing people insulting/comebacking each other, it's funny plus it takes good words to disrupt the other guy too bad I don't have any since i'm no good at this stuff..
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27 / M / Lowell,Ma
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Posted 4/1/07
its a game when ppl say bad things to a person/group lol
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Posted 4/1/07
"HEY UGLY. SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE!"

I love that one, because it's like an insult && a comeback at the same time...
Plus, it's just plain funny to say.
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27 / M / Lowell,Ma
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what the hex?
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27 / F / Planet Earth
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wow, alot of you guys havent experienced real anger enough to want to shout insane things have you?
One time I was SO enraged that I just could not for the love of goodness ignore the insults, and whatever I hurled at the dillhole just came back twicefold, and from someone younger than me, thinking back it was the stupidest thing ever, I'm over it now, but I still think somebody should've seriously whooped that person's ass for real to make them learn their lesson.

Well, if you can stay silent, stoic and ignore absolutely everything somebody hurls at you and not explode, then you are the master.
I've definitley got to practice.

Although I do remember reading a curse from a Stephen King novel which i found hilarious :
"I wish cancer upon you" rofl
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i just stick the middle finger at them and leave
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