21272 cr points
Send Message:   27 / M / New York City
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Everytime I resurrect an ass load of zombies to have my back, I celebrate with some wine and cheese.
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Every time I celebrate with some wine and cheese, I look like an alcoholic.
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21272 cr points
Send Message: 27 / M / New York City
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Everytime I look like an alcoholic, I sing out loud in public.
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Every time I sing out loud in public, my ancestors cry in their graves.
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24443 cr points
Send Message: 41 / M / the D.C. area
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Every time my ancestors cry in their graves, I must chop off the pinkie of my sword hand.
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7834 cr points
Send Message: 30 / M / Norcal
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I must chop off the pinkie of my sword hand if I ever fail to keep a promise that I made to her
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Every time I fail to keep a promise that I made to her, I remember to start my sentences with 'every time.'
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1078 cr points
Send Message: M / Philippines
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Everytime I remember to start my sentences with 'every time.', I LOST MY MIND!!!
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Every time I lose my mind, I see myself from outside my own body.
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21272 cr points
Send Message: 27 / M / New York City
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Everytime I see myself from outside my own body, I gain awesome powers.
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4993 cr points
Send Message: 19 / ? / Sweden
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everytime i gain awesome power, i rob banks and get bitches  |
21272 cr points
Send Message: 27 / M / New York City
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lmao...
Everytime I rob banks and get bitches, I feel like the Dos Equis guy.
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Every time I feel like the Dos Equis guy, I make memes.
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Every time I go to the public swimming pool , I drown..
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24443 cr points
Send Message: 41 / M / the D.C. area
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Every time I make memes, I feel like a total douche bag.
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