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Posted 8/28/08 , edited 8/28/08

LEGEND:

black ink = filipino language
red ink = english language
green ink = me saying something in first person to the readers

plot: sa lungsod ng malina na ang mayor ay si mayor mil sa panahon na uso ang betamax at beepers ang mabili sa bangketa at ang pagkakaroon ng ng cellphone ay isang yuck sa lipunan.. dito rin ang panahon ng mga comic book heroes at bed time stories..

plot: in the city of cityville where the mayor is the ultimate power and the time when betamax and beepers are the fads to be crazed about also the cellphone is a taboo to people.. it is also the time of comic book heroes and bed time stories..

characters:

lead - joe; he's your average joe
supporting - superjohnny; superhero ng bayan
; superhero of the masses
leading lady - nena dimakita; ang love interest ni joe
;the love interest of joe
contrabida - ben tiburcio; ang mortal na enemy ni superjohnny
; the archenemy of superjohnny

Chapter 1 Ang katangahan (the stupidity)


si joe ay isang partimer na walang permanenteng trabaho, kahit anong trabaho ay papasukin nia basta magkatrabaho lng. Ang ilan sa mga napasukan nia ay ang ang pagiging pulis oyster o metro aide ngunit hidi sya dito nagtagal kc tinanggal sya kasi sa pagtapon ng winalis na dumi ng kalsada sa canal. Naging gasoline boy rin sya,sa kasamaang palad ay hindi rin siya dito nagtagal kasi nagkamali siya ng lagay ng Unleaded gasoline sa Jeep imbes na diesel, ayun sisante ulit siya. Ang huling trabaho niya ay yung traffic enforcer siya, tumagal naman siya dito, kasi graveyard shift siya at wala halos sasakyan sa kalsada pero nung nalipat siya sa dayshift... well alam niyo yung kahihinatnan niya. Ngayon ay nagtatrabaho bilang tagatanggal ng tarpaulin sa mga billboard sa EDSA.

Joe is a par-timer with no permanent job, he'll do any kind of job for the sake of having it. Some of his jobs were being a metro aide but he didn't lasted long in this job because he threw the garbage from the streets in the canals blocking the sewage. He also became a gasoline boy but unfortunately he also didn't lasted long either because he put unleaded gasoline in a jeepney instead of diesoline hence he was fired. One of his latest work was being a traffic enforcer, he lasted a bit long in this job because he was in graveyard shift and there wasn't any cars in the streets but when he did dayshifts.. well you know what happened to him. Now he's working as a tarpaulin remover from billlboards in the famous boulevard EDSA.

isang araw nakakita siya ng matandang bading na may hawak na bagong bagong modelo ng walkman na may earphones at fully equipped ng recordable cassette tape. Nainggit siya at nilapitan ang matandang bading...

Joe: hoy bading! ayos iyang walkman mo ah!! yan ba ung bagong modelo??
matandang bading: CHE!! ewan ko sa'yo!!! eto piso, maghanap ka ng kausap mo!!
sagot ng bading na may matinis na boses
Joe: oi salamat sa piso ha, may pambili na ako ng candy!! YES!! tsaka nga pala san mo ba nabili yan?
matandang bading: hay naku!!! naiimbyerna ako sayo!! layuan mo nga ako!! sa RAON dun ka pumunta ang dami nito dun!!
makaalis na nga nasisira lang ang beauty ko sayo.. Leche!!

umalis ang matandang bading na uugod ugod at kumekendeng ang puwet habang si joe ay naiwang nagiisip.
" ahh oo nga noh, sa raon nga pala ung bagsakan ng mura at smuggled electronics galing japan. TAMA!! dun ako bibili"

one day he saw an old gay faggot holding latest and newest model of the walkman with earphones and fully equipped with a recordable cassette tape. he was amazed and walked to the gay faggot...

Joe: hey yoh!! gay faggot!! thats the latest model of the walkman right??
old gay: CHE!!! leave me alone!! here's a dime go buy yourself someone to talk to!!
answered the old gay with high pitched voice
Joe: ei thanks!! now i can buy candies with these!! ALRIGHT!! wait a minute, where did you buy that anyways?
old gay: my goodness!! OMG!! i told you to leave me alone!! go to RAON there's a lot these there!!
go away you're ruining my beauty!!

the old gay clutched away while shaking his hips, joe thought " ah yes RAON, the holy grail of cheap and smuggled electronics from japan. ALRIGHT!! i'll go buy there."


chapter one is not yet finished i'm sleepy and continue it tomorrow





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