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What do girls want?
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PSH! I just like chocolate. That's all you need to know.
CHOCOLATE IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!!
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Every time I think I finally figured it out, there's always one who kicks it right to kerb.

I've recently decided it's best to work on a case-by-case basis. Seems safer that way.
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27 / M / Toronto
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They like anything...hmmm...I mean anything.
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25 / M / San Francisco
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dunno. go ask a girl.
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28 / M / Nashville
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They might tell you different,
But most are like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C42PDE2Nwtg

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mushroomjay wrote:

What do women want, huh?.. Well, this is something that will remain unanswered. So, I'll just review what I know:

Emotionally:
Drama: They want the most fucked up relationship possible. Then, they want you, YOU to fix it.

tips:
-Kill their family, their pets, and 40% of their friends. +60man points for everything you achieve.
-Become an hero to fix it.

Physically:
Requirements to satisfy a woman in this field:
a body like this:
but you must be white, and have semi-long blond hair.
As well, you must ride a white horse, and wear prince clothing. Also, a blue robin-hood hat is helpful.

Sexually:
You must fit these requirements to satifsy a woman sexually:
A twelve-inch long mega-dick (two inches wide)
a four-inch long tounge
and fingers the length of a long cat.

Every woman wants the same thing, disregard what Deidarafangirl said.

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Wow that guy looks like a young mr.t!
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Look this is mainly for girls (guys can ansewer what they think)to see what they want we know everyone wants something different, this is to see what different people want
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^ahha much funnier then your first post.

But true for people in general i suppose.

Except for the one girl and chocolate. Say, what if i told her I owned a chocolate factory...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C42PDE2Nwtg
I especially enjoyed the part with the knives and sword. >_<
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27 / M / North Carolina
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Girls, want a doormat , a pretty boy doormat

trust me, I know
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25 / M / San Francisco
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that's not very optimistic...
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27 / M / North Carolina
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Why, I'm a pretty boy doormat so it works perfectly for me
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27 / F / Hinamizawa.
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mushroomjay wrote:

What do women want, huh?.. Well, this is something that will remain unanswered. So, I'll just review what I know:

Emotionally:
Drama: They want the most fucked up relationship possible. Then, they want you, YOU to fix it.
tips:
-Kill their family, their pets, and 40% of their friends. +60man points for everything you achieve.
-Become an hero to fix it.

Physically:
Requirements to satisfy a woman in this field:
a body like this:
but you must be white, and have semi-long blond hair.
As well, you must ride a white horse, and wear prince clothing. Also, a blue robin-hood hat is helpful.

Sexually:
You must fit these requirements to satifsy a woman sexually:
A twelve-inch long mega-dick (two inches wide)
a four-inch long tounge
and fingers the length of a long cat.

Every woman wants the same thing, disregard what Deidarafangirl said.

This message has been brought to you by the house of Mushroomjay sciences,
"It's best to have a sense of humor in terms of ones and zeroes."


>> I DON'T WANT THAT *shivers*

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Enough of this
*Off-topic posts deleted*
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25 / M / Moving around or...
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Women want...........MONEY.....umm.....SUPA SEX.....um.....FUN......umm.....DRUGS!.......um.........and umm.............pretty jewelry
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