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What do girls want?
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Posted 3/26/07
depends. some want money. some want mushy. but theyre people too and all they want is love.
Posted 3/26/07

mushroomjay wrote:

What do women want, huh?.. Well, this is something that will remain unanswered. So, I'll just review what I know:

Emotionally:
Drama: They want the most fucked up relationship possible. Then, they want you, YOU to fix it.
tips:
-Kill their family, their pets, and 40% of their friends. +60man points for everything you achieve.
-Become an hero to fix it.

Physically:
Requirements to satisfy a woman in this field:
a body like this:
but you must be white, and have semi-long blond hair.
As well, you must ride a white horse, and wear prince clothing. Also, a blue robin-hood hat is helpful.

Sexually:
You must fit these requirements to satifsy a woman sexually:
A twelve-inch long mega-dick (two inches wide)
a four-inch long tounge
and fingers the length of a long cat.

Every woman wants the same thing, disregard what Deidarafangirl said.

This message has been brought to you by the house of Mushroomjay sciences,
"It's best to have a sense of humor in terms of ones and zeroes."

FUNNY LOL


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Women want...........MONEY.....umm.....SUPA SEX.....um.....FUN......umm.....DRUGS!.......um.........and umm.............pretty jewelry


I do not care about money and jewelry or sex or crap the drugs
I want sexy guy from Asia also he is have interest for video games for playing with me lol
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hind wrote:
I do not care about money and jewelry or sex or crap the drugs
I want sexy guy from Asia also he is have interest for video games for playing with me lol


LOL dream on, ur not gonna get a sexy guy from Asia that loves video games, u can settle for a geeky one though ^^ or a fat one ^^ , unless of course ur supa lucky

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hey, it's possible. she can dream, can't she?
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hind wrote:
I do not care about money and jewelry or sex or crap the drugs
I want sexy guy from Asia also he is have interest for video games for playing with me lol


LOL dream on, ur not gonna get a sexy guy from Asia that loves video games, u can settle for a geeky one though ^^ or a fat one ^^ , unless of course ur supa lucky



hey why not
i'm playing x-box or PS3 or Wii live always I bet guys in live the most they from Asia and USA
I think you do not know anything about live games there many ppl from Asia they love video games =]
I will get one soon hehehe I think there one but I need hunter him LoL
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i couldn't understand half of that post.
Posted 3/26/07

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i couldn't understand half of that post.


hey do not know what is meaning live
I playing x-box via internet with people from other country ...
I think you do not have any video games you poor guy

anyway my english is SUCK T.T
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Posted 3/26/07

hind wrote:


psycotaco wrote:

i couldn't understand half of that post.


hey do not know what is meaning live
I playing x-box via internet with people from other country ...
I think you do not have any video games you poor guy

anyway my english is SUCK T.T



proud owner of the wii, right here. o yeah.

anyways, lets get back on topic
Posted 3/26/07

hind wrote:


FatedEmperor wrote:


hind wrote:
I do not care about money and jewelry or sex or crap the drugs
I want sexy guy from Asia also he is have interest for video games for playing with me lol


LOL dream on, ur not gonna get a sexy guy from Asia that loves video games, u can settle for a geeky one though ^^ or a fat one ^^ , unless of course ur supa lucky



hey why not
i'm playing x-box or PS3 or Wii live always I bet guys in live the most they from Asia and USA
I think you do not know anything about live games there many ppl from Asia they love video games =]
I will get one soon hehehe I think there one but I need hunter him LoL


Set your standards to a nice person who likes games.

That or continue to drench yourself in your own failure.

any failure you talking about O.o
anyway soon and soon I will get sexy guys from Asia also he is loving video games this is not impossible because i'm working with ppl they are from USA and Asia =p
do not talking about failure with hind If I want something I will get =]

and closing this topic XD
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a few pointers to you guys out there...

first of all, no one girl is the same. we are all different in our own ways and each of us have different preferences compared to the last. some females want the money, some females are still romantics and want love. who you encounter is of your own accord, you may say you want "the perfect woman" but in your eyes, you might just be looking at the hottest woman -- therefore, you might not be happy or she might not be happy and complications occur.

next, women don't technically need a guy, they want one. subconsciously, women don't like to think of it as needing because we want to be independent too.



other than that, generally, just be a nice guy, honest, faithful, confident, know what you want in your life and how you're going to get there. don't try too hard, but don't be an a**hole.

hopefully this might have given some help to some guy out there.
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Posted 3/26/07
i gotta write this down, i need it.
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Posted 3/26/07
girls [not all, but me for example] want someone to laugh with, share moments with, talk about things they like/have in common, someone who understands, a person with goals/aspirations, humor is always good, but an open-mind is best =D
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yeah, but how open. if i had a girlfriend, sure, i'd have an open mind, but not enough for her to go out with other guys while she's dating me.
Posted 3/26/07
I hang around with girls a lot, and I'm telling you all of them are trying to send you mix signals....
Sometimes it just doesn't help being the "nice guy" I think girls don't usually pick these type of guys.
They always complain about how there are no nice guys around when there are a whole bunch right in front of their faces.
Posted 3/26/07
All the attention we can get
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