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Posted 12/11/07 , edited 4/13/08
pede request.. hmmm.. old time jokes nga please nung d pa tayo pinanganak ahehehe

thx!
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Jhon said to Michael :

Jhon:Ei Michael are you gay ?
Michael: No ....
Jhon: Does ur mom know ur gay ?
Michael:No !!!!
Jhon: SO U ARE GAY HAHAHA

heee corny ng joke ko XD
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bakit ang sign na: NO ID ENTRY NO ENTRY na malimiy natin nakikita sa mga school ay hindi tinitagalog? Answer: Kasi pag tinagalog yan: WALA ID WALA PASOK...........
NGEEeeeekkkk


from pinoyjokes.net ^_^
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nips0921 wrote:

guys may q ako...

paano magsalita ang baklang bumbay na nagbebenta ng dvd?


eh paano?
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Corny Joke #1

"Makabagong Kasabihan"

"Aanhin mo ang gwapo kung mas malandi pa sayo"

"walang matinong lalaki..... sa malanding kumpare"

"wala ng hihigit pa sa malansang isda...kungdi ang isang baklang balahura!"

"sa hinaba-haba ng prosisyon...bading din pala ang karelasyon"

"ang tumatakbo ng matulin...may gwapong hahabulin"

"matalino man ang bading... napeperahan din"

hahaha XD
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Corny Joke #2

Boy: Pre pahiram nga ng 5piso, bibili lang ako ng chuchirya.

Pong:Pre,ano ka ba, nakakahiya ka. Hindi chuchirya ang tawag dun!!

Boy:Eh ano?

Pong:Jumpfuds pre, Jumpfuds!

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Corny Joke #3

Dir Dudung,

Anak, nagostohan namen lahat ng mga padala nimu,
pwira lang don sa Nivea Moisturizing Milk! Nagtae mga
kapated mu!

Sa sosonod, kape nalang ha.

Nagmamahal,
Inang

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Corny Joke #4

JUAN:(galing school) Tay!! lahat ng classmate ko zero nakuha nila sa exam namin knina.

Tatay:Talaga anak? eh ikaw ilan nakuha mo?

JUAN:Magpapatalo ba naman ako sa kanila tay, eh di zero din!!

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Corny Joke #5

DIFFERENT PRAYERS OF SINGLE WOMEN...


At age 15: Lord, give me SUPERMAN

At age 18: Lord, give me a cute MAN

At age 20: Lord, give me the best MAN

At age 30: Lord, give me a good MAN

At age 40: Lord give me a MAN.....

At age 50: Lord, give me sinoMAN

At age 60: Lord, maawa ka naMAN

At age 70: Lord, kaya ko pa naMAN

At age 80: Lord, kahit hipo MAN lang...please naMAN!!!

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Corny Joke #5

Teacher: Pedro, ano ang ating pambansang hayop?
Nagsisimula ito sa letter "K".

Pedro: Ma'am, KUTO?

Teacher: hindi! Nagtatapos ito s letter "W"

Pedro: KUTOW?

Teacher: Hindi!! may sungay ito!

Pedro: DEMONYONG KUTOW?

Teacher: GO OUT!!!

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Corny Joke #6

Do you know INNER ROW?
What is INNER ROW?

Inner Row is that which comes before pibrerow, Marsow, Abril, Mayow....

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Corny Joke #7

ANAK: Itay, nagpapatanong si Ma'am kung ano raw ang propesyon mo?

ITAY: sabihin mo anak, cardiologist.

ANAK: ano po ba ang cardiologist, Itay?

ITAY: yung tagaayos ng radio sa car!

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Corny Joke#8

MISIS: Dok, kamusta ang aking mister?

Dok: Sorry po. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapaligo at magpapakain sa kanya,
kasi, putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa...

MISIS: HAH?! HINDI NGA?!

Dok: HE! HE ! HE! Ninerbyos ka noh!! Joke lang! Ang totoo, patay na siya!

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Corny Joke #9

LITO: Ano itong listahan na ito?

BRUNO: Listahan yan ng mga pangalan ng mga taong takot sa akin!

LITO: E, bakit kasama ang pangalan ko?

BRUNO: (Tumaas ang boses) Bakit, hindi ka ba takot sa akin?

LITO: HINDI!!

BRUNO: Walang problema, e, di ALISIN natin!

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Corny Joke #10

A plane is about to crash. A frantic virgin strips off and says "Can anyone make me feel like a wife before i die?"
So one man takes off his clothes and says, "PAKIPLANTSA!"

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