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Posted 12/18/07 , edited 4/13/08

NAsTea wrote:




may bisayang katulong sa mansyon
Amo: hey if the guy comes tell him im having second thoughts
yaya: yes boss
duamting yung tao
Tao: where is your boss?
yaya: nasa kwarto pare nagsisi-kontot
(hah sagwa talaga magsalita ang mga bisaya)


wag namang murahin mga bisaya!


uu nga uu nga..
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Posted 12/18/07 , edited 4/13/08
~attention!

ethnocentrism would not be allowed in this thread, keep this thread friendly... comments such as "ang sagwa tlga magsalita ng mga bisaya" would not be tolerated. Do that again and your post would be deleted.
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Posted 12/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
woooo funny lol !! hwahaha1!!
Posted 12/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
want to laugh?
go to youtube and look for benjo...
am not connected to benjo but his videos made me laugh.
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Posted 12/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
tama tama si benjo ng 300 pare sobrang kulit nun . . guys watch it just type 300 dubbed . . ilonggo . . ako kicking fish hahahhaa . .
Posted 12/20/07 , edited 4/13/08

dizaztrouz wrote:

tama tama si benjo ng 300 pare sobrang kulit nun . . guys watch it just type 300 dubbed . . ilonggo . . ako kicking fish hahahhaa . .


sabi ko ehhhh....
kulit talaga...

wer na u?
here na me...hambal ko, here na me! hahahaha
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29 / F / ♣.♠philippines♠.♣
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Posted 12/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
tanong: anong tawag sa unahan ng kotse??



sagot: edi raicing! hehe..
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Posted 12/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
[may dalawang lasing na naglalakad sa riles ng tren]
LASING1: pare ang haba nmn nitong hagdanan
LASING2: hindi lng yun pare ang baba pa ng hawakan


[may dalawang baliw na nakahiga sa isang kama]
BALIW1: pare ang sikip nmn dun muna ako sa baba
(bumababa na si baliw1)
BALIW2: yan pare maluwag na higa ka na ulit d2
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Posted 12/25/07 , edited 4/13/08
....lol mwaahahah!!
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26 / F / Philippines
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Posted 12/25/07 , edited 4/13/08
a joke that i saw in my brother's cellphone..

guy1: Pare, ano spelling ng orange?
guy2: Ano..yan lang di mo alam yung spelling!! Haha!!
(minutes of silence..)
guy2: Ano ba..ung kulay or ung prutas?
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translation..
guy1: Dude, how do you spell orange?
guy2: What? You can't spell a simple word?! Haha!!
(minutes of silence)
guy2: Which orange..the color or the fruit?

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Posted 12/26/07 , edited 4/13/08
"dear god, kung siya na ang taong hinahanap ko please atleast give me a sign..

pero kung hindi siya ang taong nararapat sa'kin..

siya na lang kasi please.."
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31 / F / Pearl of the Orie...
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Posted 12/26/07 , edited 4/13/08
erap jokes...

erap: manong driver punta tayo ng san juan.
driver: kayo lang po ba mag-isa ser?
erap: bakit hindi ka ba kasama?

erap: loi please pasaload mo ako ng 2pesos
loi: ayan nakapagpasa na ako
erap: tnx!
loi: tanga wag ka na magreply dos lang yan!
erap: k

sino pumatay kay magellan
teacher: sino ang pumatay kay magellan? nagsisimula ang name nya sa letter L
student: Lito?
teacher: hindi! double LL ang pangalan niya!
student: lito lapid?
teacher: hindi nga! mahaba buhok nya!
student: lotlot?
teacher: clue, marami sila
student: lotlot and friends?
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31 / F / Pearl of the Orie...
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Posted 12/26/07 , edited 4/13/08
example ng mga hindi tamang sagot sa maayos na tanong:

kumain ka na ba?
-busog pa ako

andyan ba nanay mo?
-bakit po?

anong oras klase nyo?
-mamaya pa

san kayo galing?
-diyan lang

pano mo ginawa yan?
-madali lang

bakit wala ka kahapon?
-absent ako

anong oras na?
-maaga pa

the best among the rest:
san ka na?
-malapit na
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31 / F / Pearl of the Orie...
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Posted 12/26/07 , edited 4/13/08

wahevah wrote:

Asia's best
PILITA CORRALES - Asia 's Queen of Song.

LANI MISALUCHA - Asia 's Nightingale.

REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia 's Song Bird.

GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO - "Mole of Asia"


ayos ah! lol! maforward nga to sa gf ko lolz

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31 / F / Pearl of the Orie...
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Posted 12/26/07 , edited 4/13/08
tamang sagot sa mga nagtatanong ng ganito:

"musta lovelyf?"


"TAENA MO RIN!"
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