Best Movie Quotes

So I tried to google the top best movie quotes ever. I would have never guessed the Number 1.. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" from Gone with the Wind.

Come on, film geek...you know you stare at the mirror saying "I'll be back" with your damn cool sunglasses or put your pinky on one end of your lip and say "One Million Dollars!"....This topic is dedicated to those lines that we just repeat over and over again to sound cool, philosophical or just plain heavy on the retardation. Post your favorites....you cahn doo iitt!

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

~ The principal, Billy Madison

Behind this mask is a man, and behind this man is an idea. And ideas are bulletproof.

- V for Vendetta

If you've never seen this movie, I feel sorry for you.

some i remembered right now:
Everything Is Illuminated:
Alex: Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I'm such a premium dancer!


Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:
Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry: On the corpse. My question is...
Perry: No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?

Apocalypse Now:
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

i will add more later

heh..I havent seen this in ages.... Jerry Maguire

"Show me the Money"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MaKHxsGZ-A

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The graduate

Mrs Robinson, your trying to seduce me"
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Star Trek 2

"KHAN!"

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Karate Kid

"aw bullshit..im going home man"

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Lost in Translation

"What?"

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Braveheart

"Freedom!"
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Fargo

"Oh yah?"
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Last lines of Trainspotting:

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves.
Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
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If...

Mick Travis: The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life.

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Goldmember (Austin Powers)

pedestrian 1:RUN! Its godzilla!
pedestrian 2:It looks like godzilla but due to the international copyright laws, no it isnt
pedestrian 1:still we should Run as if it was godzilla
pedestrian 2:no it isnt
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Forrest Gump

"When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle. "

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Momento
Leonard Shelby:[Running] Okay, what am I doing?
[Sees Dodd also running]
Leonard Shelby: I'm chasing this guy.
[Dodd has a gun, shoots at Leonard]
Leonard Shelby: Nope. He's chasing me.

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Super Mario Bros

Desk Sergeant: Name.
Mario: Mario.
Desk Sergeant: Last name.
Mario: Mario.
Desk Sergeant: And you?
Luigi: Luigi.
Desk Sergeant: Luigi Luigi?
Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.
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Four Weddings and a Funeral

"Fuck-a-doodle-doo! "

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Terminator 2:

T-800: I need a Vacation

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Old Boy

Dae-su Oh: No! No Mi-do don't. Don't open it no matter what. Or something terrible will happen.

(Yeah right....)
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Dae-su Oh: Can the imaginary training of fifteen years be put to use?
[Dae-su tries to sexually assault Mi-do and gets clobbered] No. It can't.
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Shining

"Here's Johnny"

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Rocky IV

Drago: If he dies, he dies

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Kindergarten Cop

Kimble: There is no bathroom!

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Zoolander

Derek: Mer-man(maid)

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Derek: what is this?.... a center for ants

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Mask of Zorro (1940)

Zorro: Well, we’re going to marry and raise fat children and watch our vineyards grow

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A Clockwork Orange

"I'm singing in the rain"

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Doctor Strangelove

Dr. Strangelove: Mein Fuehrer, I can walk!

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Star wars episode 3

Darth vader: Noooooooooooooooo

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Wolf Creek

"Now this is a knife"

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Independents day

Will Smith: Welcome to earth...[punches alien]

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Leon

Léon: [referring to his plant] It's my best friend. Always happy. No questions.
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Pulp Fiction

Last lines

“I think we oughta leave now.”
“That's probably a good idea.”

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Arano, that kiss kiss bang bang quote is great and a very good question indeed.

Orgazmo

Interviewer: What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles, like Schindler's Fist?
Maxxx Orbison: I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could.
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

Sam Smith: (he has infiltrated the tomatoes and is eating with them) "Hey, can somebody please pass the ketchup?"

Dorothy(Wizard of Oz): "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
When Harry met Sally's: "I'll have what she's having."
(The Godfather) Michale Corleone's: "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
(The Graduate) Dustin Hoffman's: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

"Say Hello to my little friend *and pulls out gun*" Al Pacino in Scarface.

"Rosebud!" From Citizen Kane

... Bond.... James Bond ( I don't even need say the Actor's name)

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." Cassablanca

"Here's looking at you kid" Cassablanca

(Scarlett): As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again! No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again! Vivien Leigh = Gone with the wind

"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!" Chet ( Cheech Marin) = From Dusk Till Dawn.

Tattoo : The Plane! The Plane! Herve' Villechaize = Fantasy Island

FullMetalJacket - Marines: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

SinCity - Priest: ...ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for.
Marv: Worth dying for.
[shoots priest]
Marv: Worth killing for.
[shoots him again]
Marv: Worth going to hell for.
[shoots him again]
Marv: Amen.

Jacob's Ladder- Louis: Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

Wow thats a really good quote