Create a naruto omake here!
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So this idea popped into my head. Create a short but humorous story ala omake. No fanfics here, just purely funny situations. Here's mine:

Naruto and the copyrighted-infringed thumb pose, part 1

Naruto, dressed in an orange suit that made him look like a wannabe pimp entered the courtroom with a strut that made him even look even more spazzed out than usual. Three seconds later, Rock Lee, dressed in a green suit that actually made him look respectable for once in his entire life entered the courtroom as well. The both sat in their respective places and awaited for the seance to being.

"All rise for the alcoh--I mean, honorable judge Tsunade!" said Anko, whom for once had her trenchcoat buttoned up, toning down her "Rated R" look to a "G" rated female version of Columbus. But that's only because she was promised a month worth supply of dango if she did so.

Everyone stood. Tsunade hobbled, tripped, picked herself up and plumped down to her chair. "Let's get this over with. I don't wanna miss Konoha's Hell's Kitchen. Shizune's gonna crack under Ibiki and I won't miss it even if SasuNaru turned canon." She then stared straight to the audience and gave her meanest streak. "Heads. WILL. ROLL."

The beggining of a difficult case. Who will win? Green spandex Lee or Blinding Orange Naruto? Stay tuned...

I'll probably start one up for Bleach if it gets successful
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Naruto and the copyrighted-infringed thumb pose, part 2

Anko cleared her throat nervously. She shuffled some papers, dropped them by accident, earning an audible grunt from the judge, picked them up and rearranged them neatly. "Here you go, Hokage--

"Its 'Judge Tsunade." The stern woman reprimanded as she took a bite off a chocolate bar she had hidden in her bosom. Anko grinned sheepishly. Tsunade looked over the papers and then tossed them aside. "Screw the papers, I have money! I don't have time for that! What's the story? Let's start with bowl-cut-boy!"

"HE STOLE MY YOUTHFUL POSE!" Rock Lee shouted, flames of determination in his eyes. "Excuse for a moment." he said as he took out his Visine bottle and sprayed his eyes. "I occasionnaly get inflammatory eyes."

"And what is this "youthful pose" you speak of?" Tsunade queried, while she oogled the men in Konoha's popular "Bishii-nin" magazine.

"THIS ONE, YOUR HONOR!" Lee jumped on the table, slammed a fist in middair, popped up the thumb and finished it with a grint. The glint that came on the corner of his grin was so bright, Anko called the FCC and had it censored for the rest of the omake.

"MR. LEE! SIT DOWN!" Tsunade yelled. Just then, a loud thud was heard in the audience. "Not you, Inuyasha! I clearly said Lee, you moron!"

Lee sat down and applied even more Visine after the exuberant display. Tsunade picked her ear with her pinkie and then pointed to the orange clad boy. 'Your turn!"

Bruce--I mean, Rock Lee has made his case! How will our favorite blonde ninja defend himself from such allegations? Stay tuned for part 3!
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pchery18 wrote:

"All rise for the alcoh--I mean, honorable judge Tsunade!" said Anko, whom for once had her trenchcoat buttoned up, toning down her "Rated R" look to a "G" rated female version of Columbus. But that's only because she was promised a month worth supply of dango if she did so.



i think you meant to say colombo
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Posted 9/8/08

meowimcat wrote:


pchery18 wrote:

"All rise for the alcoh--I mean, honorable judge Tsunade!" said Anko, whom for once had her trenchcoat buttoned up, toning down her "Rated R" look to a "G" rated female version of Columbus. But that's only because she was promised a month worth supply of dango if she did so.



i think you meant to say colombo


Lol, whoops. thats who i meant
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I DON'T GET IT LOL
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Posted 9/13/08
It sounded like a fanfic to me.
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Posted 9/14/08
same i dont get it too
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Posted 9/15/08
I hate to be unproductive... My friend and I are doing a roleplay... Naruto characters + con + yaoi + het + yuri I'll throw in to annoy her - Naruto himself = epic win. If anyone wants it...
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Posted 11/2/08
it's not funny at all
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Posted 6/10/10
um...... sorry but thats not funny..
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I have heard funnier jokes from Harmless Mute
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Posted 6/11/10
robsonxl thats just mean say it at least a lil nicer

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