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Posted 9/8/08 , edited 9/8/08
Adapted joke (extracted from singapore PSLE examination listening comprehension 2006) :
~EDITED version~

One day, john was planning to avenge on a school bully named tom. during their rest time, john told tom: "U will kiss my foot at 10.20 am!"
tom was insulted and chased after john. As tom was FAT he was slow and did nt catch up wif john.
All of a sudden, the sch's disciplie master stepped out of the principal office and saw tom. He asked tom: "why r u running sooo fast?" tom replied: "Mr suresh, john says that he want me to kiss his foot at 10.20 am!" mr suresh asked, " why r u in such a hurry to kiss his foot? It is oni 10.15
am u hv 5 more mins...!" Tom said: " but..." The discipline master said: " And why r u chasing him?" tom felt realli embarrased!
This is the edited version so, it mite nt b that funni lols!
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gurenwei01 wrote:

Adapted joke (extracted from singapore PSLE examination listening comprehension 2006) :
~EDITED version~

One day, john was planning to avenge on a school bully named tom. during their rest time, john told tom: "U will kiss my foot at 10.20 am!"
tom was insulted and chased after john. As tom was FAT he was slow and did nt catch up wif john.
All of a sudden, the sch's disciplie master stepped out of the principal office and saw tom. He asked tom: "why r u running sooo fast?" tom replied: "Mr suresh, john says that he want me to kiss his foot at 10.20 am!" mr suresh asked, " why r u in such a hurry to kiss his foot? It is oni 10.15
am u hv 5 more mins...!" Tom said: " but..." The discipline master said: " And why r u chasing him?" tom felt realli embarrased!
This is the edited version so, it mite nt b that funni lols!


ne ne !!! funny man ! haha i'll put it in the group profile !
Posted 9/9/08

robiin wrote:


gurenwei01 wrote:

Adapted joke (extracted from singapore PSLE examination listening comprehension 2006) :
~EDITED version~

One day, john was planning to avenge on a school bully named tom. during their rest time, john told tom: "U will kiss my foot at 10.20 am!"
tom was insulted and chased after john. As tom was FAT he was slow and did nt catch up wif john.
All of a sudden, the sch's disciplie master stepped out of the principal office and saw tom. He asked tom: "why r u running sooo fast?" tom replied: "Mr suresh, john says that he want me to kiss his foot at 10.20 am!" mr suresh asked, " why r u in such a hurry to kiss his foot? It is oni 10.15
am u hv 5 more mins...!" Tom said: " but..." The discipline master said: " And why r u chasing him?" tom felt realli embarrased!
This is the edited version so, it mite nt b that funni lols!


ne ne !!! funny man ! haha i'll put it in the group profile !


hehe...thanx alot^^ lols!
Posted 9/10/08
There's 3 guy named Brain, Mental and Fight.. One day, Fight went out in the morning without telling his friends, Mental and Brain..The two of them waiting for him till dinner..they were worried and went to the police station.. Brain was standing outside and Mental went in.. Mental saw a police officer..

Mental:Hi! I'm here to find for Fight
Police Officer: WHATTT??you're here to find for fight!!(obviously he thought wrongly)
Mental: Yess..
Police Officer: Is your brain with you???
Mental: No..Brain is outside..*he points at Brain*
Police Officer:Are you mental??
Mental: Yes i am..how do you know??

The police officer got angry and Mental was sent to the Mental Case Hospital..
-The End-
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hahahahahahah ! okok ! your joke is TOTALLYY !funny ! i 'll put it in the group profile !
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.

*ahem* ass is another word for animals related to horses, e.g. a donkey. so dont misunderstand >_<"
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erm can pictures as well? xD
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