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How to date a Korean Guy
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Posted 9/6/08
Saw these tips on how to date a Korean Guy

1 KISS UP TO HIS MOTHER! This is one of the most important rules to dating a Korean man. His mother influences his life in a very real way, so be nice to her. Or else she can make your life an eternal hell (no joking about this one).
2 Try to be thin. Almost every American woman that lives in Korea is FAT and UGLY. Sorry girls but you are. So try to stay as much as you can from this stereotype.
3 Go the 2002 World Cup with your face painted like the Korean flag.
4 Play games. If you know how great but if you don't LEARN. Starcraft, Broodwar, Lineage, PUMP and DDR. This is in order not to embarrass him at the arcade, if you do he will secretly resent you for the rest of his life. Besides you might really enjoy Half-Life.
5 Make fun of Japan OFTEN
6 Talk about how superior Tae Kwon Do is to every other martial art.
7 LOVE HIS CAR. It doesn't matter if it is a Porsche, or a fixed up Honda, you must to at least pretend that there isn't a funny smell coming from the seats. Flattery really works.
8 Learn to drink A LOT. Soju is the most powerful shit that you can actually put into your system legally. Don't be a weak drinker and Jack Daniels. Trust me if you can drink at least 2 bottles you are fine. Plus it will impress his friends. DO NOT drink Soju unprepared, or you are going to be puking till next Thursday.
9 Learn at least some of the language. Learning Kamsa-ham needa or Anyoung will make him very happy.
10 Especially in restaurants, it will make him look good. Learning how to say saranghae will make him feel extra special too!
KIMCHI, love it or leave him. Its a Korean staple..some Kimchi may burn your mouth off but you'll get used to it. You have to realize that Korean food is spicy as hell and you gotta learn to love the feeling of your tongue melting into your throat.
11 UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU PUT YOUR CHOPSTICKS INTO THE RICE STICKING UP. Just don't ok? If you are really bold do it in front of his parents more than once.
12 Go to Korea during New Years. 3 main reasons, first is FREE MONEY, second is free alcohol and third is FREE MONEY.
13 Size doesn't matter, its how you use it. Just keep telling him that.
14 Be a computer/math/science/ nerd. He'll love you forever.
15 Try not to say Don't go. Roughly in Korean it means asshole. AND really don't shout this at him if you are IN Korea.
16 Pretend to love his singing voice. Especially his drunk karaoke ballands, because he is singing them to you. Pretend to be swept off your feet, he'll love that.

Yeah I'm a korean guy also and I can say that you really should do all of these altho u probably dont have to do numbers 4,6,7 and 14 and you might have trouble with number one because most Korean parents are extremely conservative and don't like their sons dating a foreigner, especially blacks

btw I lol'ed at #15

EDIT: o and # 5 is really important so if your gonna be with a Korean person you better replace Jdrama and Jpop with Kdrama and Kpop (altho you don't have to stop watching anime because Korean people like Japanese anime)

EDIT #2: ok Ive been hearing how this doesn't work for other Korean guys. Its because this guide is mostly for people actually living in Korea and not white washed ones living in america. For most Koreans (not the completely white washed ones who don't even know how to speak korean) living in america, you should probably focus on # 2 the most and only focus on # 9 or # 10 if the relationship is getting more serious
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I'll consider those if i ever wanna date a Korean guy, honey.
Posted 9/7/08
sorry but if korean guys are that high maintainence i'm not interested.
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Posted 9/7/08

JulieDavon wrote:

sorry but if korean guys are that high maintainence i'm not interested.


HA thats completely what i was thinking :3

not interested.
Posted 9/7/08

cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:

sorry but if korean guys are that high maintainence i'm not interested.


HA thats completely what i was thinking :3

not interested. :)


haha mhm. i wonder who even wrote that
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Posted 9/7/08
Guys, guys... chill out. Maybe he meant How To Date A Rich Korean. See, no harm.
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Posted 9/7/08

JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:

sorry but if korean guys are that high maintainence i'm not interested.


HA thats completely what i was thinking :3

not interested. :)


haha mhm. i wonder who even wrote that




a nerdy korean boy?
Posted 9/7/08

cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:

sorry but if korean guys are that high maintainence i'm not interested.


HA thats completely what i was thinking :3

not interested. :)


haha mhm. i wonder who even wrote that




a nerdy korean boy?


perhaps. lol who knows.
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Posted 9/7/08

JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:

sorry but if korean guys are that high maintainence i'm not interested.


HA thats completely what i was thinking :3

not interested. :)


haha mhm. i wonder who even wrote that




a nerdy korean boy?


perhaps. lol who knows.


maybe a GAY korean boy

How else would he know how its like to date a Korean guy?

o wait I forgot females date boys too...
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lolzzzz. "especially blacks."
Posted 9/7/08

krnsoldierofGod wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:

sorry but if korean guys are that high maintainence i'm not interested.


HA thats completely what i was thinking :3

not interested. :)


haha mhm. i wonder who even wrote that




a nerdy korean boy?


perhaps. lol who knows.


maybe a GAY korean boy

How else would he know how its like to date a Korean guy?

o wait I forgot females date boys too...



true. it could have been a girl too. maybe a korean who doesn't want to share the korean boys lol oh well
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Posted 9/7/08

JulieDavon wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:

sorry but if korean guys are that high maintainence i'm not interested.


HA thats completely what i was thinking :3

not interested. :)


haha mhm. i wonder who even wrote that




a nerdy korean boy?


perhaps. lol who knows.


maybe a GAY korean boy

How else would he know how its like to date a Korean guy?

o wait I forgot females date boys too...



true. it could have been a girl too. maybe a korean who doesn't want to share the korean boys lol oh well



or it could have been George Bush
Posted 9/7/08

krnsoldierofGod wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:

sorry but if korean guys are that high maintainence i'm not interested.


HA thats completely what i was thinking :3

not interested. :)


haha mhm. i wonder who even wrote that




a nerdy korean boy?


perhaps. lol who knows.


maybe a GAY korean boy

How else would he know how its like to date a Korean guy?

o wait I forgot females date boys too...



true. it could have been a girl too. maybe a korean who doesn't want to share the korean boys lol oh well



or it could have been George Bush


oh he would spread that.
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Posted 9/7/08
4 was a given.

SHIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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74 / M / california
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Posted 9/7/08

JulieDavon wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


cheeky_doll247 wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:

sorry but if korean guys are that high maintainence i'm not interested.


HA thats completely what i was thinking :3

not interested. :)


haha mhm. i wonder who even wrote that




a nerdy korean boy?


perhaps. lol who knows.


maybe a GAY korean boy

How else would he know how its like to date a Korean guy?

o wait I forgot females date boys too...



true. it could have been a girl too. maybe a korean who doesn't want to share the korean boys lol oh well



or it could have been George Bush


oh he would spread that.


how wud you know?

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