What has anime taught you?
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Posted 9/12/08
Just as the title says, what has anime taught you folks? (I saw this in another thread YEARS ago. Thought I'd bring it up here I'll also repeat some of the things I found funny that was posted)

I learned from Anime that:
- eyes are bigger than hands; hair can be shaped into any form; and most girls have breasts larger than their heads

- obesity is gone by the next scene

- male butts are funny; female butts are pg-13

- explosions are always bigger than what you'd expect

- No matter how big the explosion, you will get a little bit singed but your clothes will remain unharmed

- In the off chance your clothes do burn in an explosion, your crotch area remains untouched

- most humans can literally grow or shrink depending on their mood

- all colours of the visible spectrum are natural hair colours

- Animals can talk but only if it furthers the story

- strangling never works anymore

- if it's a toy, it can kill you

- no matter what part of your body gets kicked, punched, slapped, run over, broken, slammed into, or fallen onto, it will heal in a matter of seconds, occasionally followed by magically appearing bandages. However, this ability does not work while you are still in a dire situation

- falling from hundreds of feet in the air is NOT fatal. Instead you make a nice crater

-blood squirts like a water fountain

- anime characters (mostly male characters) have an unusually large amount of blood in their body

- a wooden sword can cut a bus in half

- the woman that reveals more usually wins

- large, blunt objects can be materialized from no where and can cause great (if humorous) pain

- when you're late, you must run with a piece of bread hanging from your mouth (preferably a toast)

- most characters don't need a full wardrobe as they wear the same thing over and over again (except on special occasions)

- the more projectiles shot at you, the likelihood of you getting hit decreases

- shiny objects are catalysts to jump start your destiny

- Avenging your father leads to kick-ass fights. Avenging your mother makes the audience cry

- There's ALWAYS another world. It's only a matter of finding the right place to fall into or accidentally start a machine

- if it's physically impossible to build, it will be strong. If it is bulky and looks somewhat realistic, chances are its an enemy construct and can be easily destroyed (usually applies to mechas)

- 15 year old girls have breasts larger than most 30 year olds in California
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I learned from anime that it is fictional heheheh.... seriously I learned in anime that every people wants to be an anime, I think..
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Posted 9/12/08
a lot of things i guess..that some cannot be teach in de real world..and ur post is seriously hilarious ultimate dirt..=) i agrees with you..
Posted 9/12/08
learned that anime could fail ppl
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Posted 9/12/08

ultimatedirtclod wrote:

- the more projectiles shot at you, the likelihood of you getting hit decreases


Gotta love stormtrooper syndrome.
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I learned that life is fake and anime is real!
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I learned that one can fly with the help of a striker unit.
Posted 9/12/08
it thought meh dat that there are alot of perverts in this world XP
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i learned the women are scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -_-
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That pedophilia and incest are ok
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i learn to never question all the abnormalities in life
Posted 9/12/08 , edited 9/12/08
Almost every anime has supernatural aid somewhere in the story and hair can defy gravity most of the time.
Posted 9/13/08
Please use this

Lesson Learnt through Anime...
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-69054/Lesson-Learnt-through-Anime.html

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