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Posted 9/13/08
OMG!!!!!! Let's not.
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Posted 9/13/08

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krnsoldierofGod wrote:

When I saw your face


gee how clever, did you make it up yourself or did you get the idea from a fat 3rd grader who is self conscience about his weight so he goes around the school yard making fun of the other kids to make him feel better about himself but is only masking his problem up until age 16 when he realizes that he's gay and has a metal breakdown because his parents kicked him out of the house and lives the rest of life out as a fat old hippie who only lives for the chocolate chips cookie crumbs he's able to steal from those pre-schoolers. (i like digressing pay no attention to that if you don't want to =P)

anyway hmm a funny moment well i guess this sort of may count my friend dragged me to fanime con (we live in san jose) because i lost his nintendo ds (because after school during finals we left our stuff in the lockers and went for a bite with other friends at like target and carls jr which is 5 mins away by walking but my locker was the only one that had a lock so i tried to put both backpacks in there but when i reopened it with another friend it wouldnt refit so we put it into the one next to it without a lock and when we came back his ds was gone) anyway he wasnt sore about it or anything and when we went there he told me there was a girl there who went to his old school he wanted to see (he wouldn't admit he liked her but i knew he did) anyway when we got there we waited awhile until she signed up for the singing contest (he was to scared to approach her) so was she was passing by I yelled out very loudly " HELLO (insert his full name here)" then i left the room hopefully they would talk. It turned out he ran away and followed me. so then i spent the rest of the day going around the girl so he could talk to her and so i could yell "OH HELLO (insert full name here) WHO USED TO GO TO (insert old school's name here)" i did this about 3-4 times more until i made he be with her then i took off not to be a 3rd wheel but the dam idiot followed me instead of talking to her. (this went on for awhile more because i told him she was lonely and where she was around because i have asian sense so i can tell where every asian is =P but he wouldnt but later on she told him she was). It turned out that it really freaked her mom and her out she and it was also funny to them. Hey mom told her like "do you know those people" >.< it wasn't funny to him but it was funny to me =D



yea thats how i got that idea how you know?
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Posted 9/13/08

krnsoldierofGod wrote:


kingdom93 wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:

When I saw your face


gee how clever, did you make it up yourself or did you get the idea from a fat 3rd grader who is self conscience about his weight so he goes around the school yard making fun of the other kids to make him feel better about himself but is only masking his problem up until age 16 when he realizes that he's gay and has a metal breakdown because his parents kicked him out of the house and lives the rest of life out as a fat old hippie who only lives for the chocolate chips cookie crumbs he's able to steal from those pre-schoolers. (i like digressing pay no attention to that if you don't want to =P)

anyway hmm a funny moment well i guess this sort of may count my friend dragged me to fanime con (we live in san jose) because i lost his nintendo ds (because after school during finals we left our stuff in the lockers and went for a bite with other friends at like target and carls jr which is 5 mins away by walking but my locker was the only one that had a lock so i tried to put both backpacks in there but when i reopened it with another friend it wouldnt refit so we put it into the one next to it without a lock and when we came back his ds was gone) anyway he wasnt sore about it or anything and when we went there he told me there was a girl there who went to his old school he wanted to see (he wouldn't admit he liked her but i knew he did) anyway when we got there we waited awhile until she signed up for the singing contest (he was to scared to approach her) so was she was passing by I yelled out very loudly " HELLO (insert his full name here)" then i left the room hopefully they would talk. It turned out he ran away and followed me. so then i spent the rest of the day going around the girl so he could talk to her and so i could yell "OH HELLO (insert full name here) WHO USED TO GO TO (insert old school's name here)" i did this about 3-4 times more until i made he be with her then i took off not to be a 3rd wheel but the dam idiot followed me instead of talking to her. (this went on for awhile more because i told him she was lonely and where she was around because i have asian sense so i can tell where every asian is =P but he wouldnt but later on she told him she was). It turned out that it really freaked her mom and her out she and it was also funny to them. Hey mom told her like "do you know those people" >.< it wasn't funny to him but it was funny to me =D



yea thats how i got that idea how you know?


tom from myspace told me 0.0 he knows all (i hate myspace useless waste a space and it kills way more people then it helps)
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Posted 9/13/08

kingdom93 wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:


kingdom93 wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:

When I saw your face


gee how clever, did you make it up yourself or did you get the idea from a fat 3rd grader who is self conscience about his weight so he goes around the school yard making fun of the other kids to make him feel better about himself but is only masking his problem up until age 16 when he realizes that he's gay and has a metal breakdown because his parents kicked him out of the house and lives the rest of life out as a fat old hippie who only lives for the chocolate chips cookie crumbs he's able to steal from those pre-schoolers. (i like digressing pay no attention to that if you don't want to =P)

anyway hmm a funny moment well i guess this sort of may count my friend dragged me to fanime con (we live in san jose) because i lost his nintendo ds (because after school during finals we left our stuff in the lockers and went for a bite with other friends at like target and carls jr which is 5 mins away by walking but my locker was the only one that had a lock so i tried to put both backpacks in there but when i reopened it with another friend it wouldnt refit so we put it into the one next to it without a lock and when we came back his ds was gone) anyway he wasnt sore about it or anything and when we went there he told me there was a girl there who went to his old school he wanted to see (he wouldn't admit he liked her but i knew he did) anyway when we got there we waited awhile until she signed up for the singing contest (he was to scared to approach her) so was she was passing by I yelled out very loudly " HELLO (insert his full name here)" then i left the room hopefully they would talk. It turned out he ran away and followed me. so then i spent the rest of the day going around the girl so he could talk to her and so i could yell "OH HELLO (insert full name here) WHO USED TO GO TO (insert old school's name here)" i did this about 3-4 times more until i made he be with her then i took off not to be a 3rd wheel but the dam idiot followed me instead of talking to her. (this went on for awhile more because i told him she was lonely and where she was around because i have asian sense so i can tell where every asian is =P but he wouldnt but later on she told him she was). It turned out that it really freaked her mom and her out she and it was also funny to them. Hey mom told her like "do you know those people" >.< it wasn't funny to him but it was funny to me =D



yea thats how i got that idea how you know?


tom from myspace told me 0.0 he knows all (i hate myspace useless waste a space and it kills way more people then it helps)



I created that site mostly to help out pedos
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Posted 9/13/08

krnsoldierofGod wrote:


kingdom93 wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:


kingdom93 wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:

When I saw your face


gee how clever, did you make it up yourself or did you get the idea from a fat 3rd grader who is self conscience about his weight so he goes around the school yard making fun of the other kids to make him feel better about himself but is only masking his problem up until age 16 when he realizes that he's gay and has a metal breakdown because his parents kicked him out of the house and lives the rest of life out as a fat old hippie who only lives for the chocolate chips cookie crumbs he's able to steal from those pre-schoolers. (i like digressing pay no attention to that if you don't want to =P)

anyway hmm a funny moment well i guess this sort of may count my friend dragged me to fanime con (we live in san jose) because i lost his nintendo ds (because after school during finals we left our stuff in the lockers and went for a bite with other friends at like target and carls jr which is 5 mins away by walking but my locker was the only one that had a lock so i tried to put both backpacks in there but when i reopened it with another friend it wouldnt refit so we put it into the one next to it without a lock and when we came back his ds was gone) anyway he wasnt sore about it or anything and when we went there he told me there was a girl there who went to his old school he wanted to see (he wouldn't admit he liked her but i knew he did) anyway when we got there we waited awhile until she signed up for the singing contest (he was to scared to approach her) so was she was passing by I yelled out very loudly " HELLO (insert his full name here)" then i left the room hopefully they would talk. It turned out he ran away and followed me. so then i spent the rest of the day going around the girl so he could talk to her and so i could yell "OH HELLO (insert full name here) WHO USED TO GO TO (insert old school's name here)" i did this about 3-4 times more until i made he be with her then i took off not to be a 3rd wheel but the dam idiot followed me instead of talking to her. (this went on for awhile more because i told him she was lonely and where she was around because i have asian sense so i can tell where every asian is =P but he wouldnt but later on she told him she was). It turned out that it really freaked her mom and her out she and it was also funny to them. Hey mom told her like "do you know those people" >.< it wasn't funny to him but it was funny to me =D



yea thats how i got that idea how you know?


tom from myspace told me 0.0 he knows all (i hate myspace useless waste a space and it kills way more people then it helps)



I created that site mostly to help out pedos


that would explain a lot including why donkeys exist
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Posted 9/14/08
This girl in my class today had an OMG moment....when she told to have a conversation in french, she told the teacher she couldn't speak because she didnt brush her teeth in the morning....even if she was lying she could have came up with a better excuse.....cause now everyone seems to hold that comment against her......
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Posted 9/14/08

street108 wrote:

This girl in my class today had an OMG moment....when she told to have a conversation in french, she told the teacher she couldn't speak because she didnt brush her teeth in the morning....even if she was lying she could have came up with a better excuse.....cause now everyone seems to hold that comment against her......


hahahaha

OMG

what an excuse
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Posted 9/14/08 , edited 9/14/08
I was going to sit down on a chair, and then I sat down and realised that there was no chair at all so I landed on the floor with m,u butt, and all the other girls kept staring at me, and then I was trying to pretend that I was looking for something.

And there was one time where we were playing a quiz in the class, the teacher was going to ask a question about world war 2 (you have to stand up as quickly as you can to answer the question) and so I did and I yelled "HITLER" because i thought she was going to ask us who was the man who created world war 2, but it was not, and then everyone in the class began to laugh at me, and the guy who sat next to me said "Now you are too embarrassed to answer the rest of the questions arent you?".

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OH DIS IS FUNNY.
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Posted 9/18/08
well ...
here goes .. i dunno know if its funny for you guys ...


** me and my friend went to the cinema ... after the movie .. we stood up before evryone else and started for the exit ... we uuh .. kinda forgot where we entered and it was hard to find the door becoz its dark .. i saw a door near the screen and we started for it .. we were almost there when the lights came on .. and we saw everyone was looking at us .. it turns out we were entering the room where no one is allowed and the door where we entered is the opposite it ... so we were pretty embarassed and ran quickly outside .. ^_^

** me and my classmate went to the faculty room ... when we went outside we played ... we didnt walk .. we were like ... gliding .. like we are in a skating rink ... i was holding onto her arm .. she slipped and i was dragged ... and we landed on our behind !! ^_^ and there was soo many students who saw what happened .. and so we didnt bother to look back ..

it was veeery embarrassing !!!!

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Posted 9/18/08
i went to my friend's birthday.. they told me to wear something formal and girly so i did.. i was fashionably late so the guests were all staring at me.. i was kinda cute back then so i sat down and enjoyed the party, but when the food came,, i was the first one to take the food and ate like a pig wearing a very sexy dress..hahahahaha for me that was funny..
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Posted 9/18/08
Our Economics teacher, takes class for us for the first time. When asking a question, somebody says "Excuse me, ma'am." instead of 'sir' by accident.
He cocks an eyebrow and says "Me? Ma'am?"
He takes a look inside his pants and says "No way, man, no bloody way."
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Posted 9/18/08 , edited 9/18/08
In grade 8. In my class we were waiting for the teacher to arrive, Outside the block we were out is a rocky dirt hill going into the bush. So my mate was standing, talking to my other mates (i was sitting in front of the class). So suddenly some dumbfuck in my class ran up to my mate near the hill. He attempted to specky my mate. Well at the last moment my mate ducked. The dumbfuck flew right over and down the hill. Wasnt a pretty sight rofl.

For people who don't know what a specky is...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specky
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Posted 9/18/08

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Dude that's awesome
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Posted 9/19/08
Okay so I was trying to get a job decorating EROTIC CAKES (got your attention?) that I saw on my art school's job letter. So I called the number and said "Hi, my name is Kellee and I'm calling about the erotic cake decorating job I saw on my school newsletter." The response I got was "F*ck you, asshole!!" So I called back and asked why they said that. The man on the other line thought I was making a prank call and proceeded to repromand me. I double checked the number I dialed and it was one digit off. The place I had called was a construction company.
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