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Seduction attempts that failed miserably.
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Posted 12/31/07

noname01123 wrote:


lawlietatreides wrote:

There was this girl who approached me and asked me whether I had a handphone. I lent it to her as she said she wanted to call someone, and her handphone was down. Then when she was done with it, she passed it back to me and said, "Thank you so much, in return for that, I've already keyed in my number." Then she winked at me and walked off shaking her butt.
I was like o.O "What was that about?"
And I deleted her number. I was kind of freaked out by the messages she sent me every now and then.


yo... that was a big chance. you wasted such a good oppurtunity...


But wait, what if she was so fugly that not even a paper bag could make up for it?

Edit: Or even worse, a fugly behemoth.
Posted 12/31/07
...you made a wise decision. i praise you for that! but you could always go after her money you know?
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Posted 12/31/07

noname01123 wrote:


lawlietatreides wrote:

There was this girl who approached me and asked me whether I had a handphone. I lent it to her as she said she wanted to call someone, and her handphone was down. Then when she was done with it, she passed it back to me and said, "Thank you so much, in return for that, I've already keyed in my number." Then she winked at me and walked off shaking her butt.
I was like o.O "What was that about?"
And I deleted her number. I was kind of freaked out by the messages she sent me every now and then.


yo... that was a big chance. you wasted such a good oppurtunity...


Hahahas. I'm already attached as in I already have a girlfriend. But if I was single, I might take up the chance, if she stopped sending me harrassing messages. o.O Hahahs.
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tamponinmynose wrote:

@ Mushroom Jay: Last one of the week, I promise. -hides-
I thought this would be pretty interesting. I want to hear funny stories. n_n


@This one guy whom I thought was pretty cute...
I was doing the "flutter of eyelashes" / winking thing that I've perfected flawlessly.
He asked me if there was something wrong with my "eyeballs" -_-

Sometimes, guys are just so dense.
-sighs hopelessly-

Edit: Do not take this seriously. This topic is just for laughs. xD


coz thats just lame. obviously he wont get seduced. i would think that u learn the trick from your mum.. or ur tryna make fun of me
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Posted 12/31/07
lol in order to be 100% seductive you'd had to be a succubus.
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26 / M / BEHIND!attemptin...
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Posted 12/31/07
maybe tat guy jus nt interested in u?OR,maybe he's shy....hees jus my opinion
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31 / M / Mars
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Posted 12/31/07
This is not a seduction, just failed to attempt a conversation miserably, I humiliated myself....

:I was talking to someone that I know(just know, not close or friends just I know him n he knows me) talking to him in the back, me facing the computer and him at the center between the units in the cafe internet... for 30 mins I thought he was asking me questions and I answer and answer chatting, then when I look back he was chatting with the person next to me...and I thought that he was talking to me....hahahaha
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Posted 12/31/07
Wrote several notes to girl I dug a lot. I even get the best writers to help me out but it just failed miserably.
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Posted 12/31/07
I have an experience... This girl has been following me for a couple of weeks and even if it annoys me, i just let her do what she wants, she even goes far as to following me to an internet cafe though she has no interest in computer games. Anyways, it was lunch time and we ate at the cafeteria.... she ordered a sizling pork while i ordered some chicken curry. I found a seat and she went beside me and asked if this seat was occupied. I said it wasnt and offered her the seat. She suddenly lost her grip on the sizzling platter and landed it on my pants.... i was sent to the clinic..... 1st degree burns..... and yeah, i was angry as hell.... i told her never to follow me again
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Posted 12/31/07

bujujutko wrote:

I have an experience... This girl has been following me for a couple of weeks and even if it annoys me, i just let her do what she wants, she even goes far as to following me to an internet cafe though she has no interest in computer games. Anyways, it was lunch time and we ate at the cafeteria.... she ordered a sizling pork while i ordered some chicken curry. I found a seat and she went beside me and asked if this seat was occupied. I said it wasnt and offered her the seat. She suddenly lost her grip on the sizzling platter and landed it on my pants.... i was sent to the clinic..... 1st degree burns..... and yeah, i was angry as hell.... i told her never to follow me again


Oouch!
thats GOTTA HURT! ><
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Posted 1/3/08
Told her she had nice shoes and if she wanted to fuck.
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Posted 1/3/08
Used a pick-up line by mistake
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