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ways to irritate ur roommate
Posted 9/16/08
Ways to irritate ur roommate
1.) get a whole bunch of pens and put it on one side the the room and get 1 pencil and put it on the other side. As you room mate walks in, start laughing at the pencil.
2.)Get a plant and start making a conversation about it, as your roommate walks in, say "we will finish this discussion later"
3.) get a whole bunch of potatoes, name them all and name one of them after yuor room mate, then peel that potato with the rooommates name on it, boil it, then eat it and leave the rest the way they are
4.) put a vacuum in the middle of a room, go to the door and cautiously look inside continuously. When your room make comes up to you, ask him if its still inside
5.) At night, when ur roommate is trying to of to sleep, start murmuring random stuff and stare at your room mate while holding a knife.
6.) put all objects in a room and stay in that room and pretend you are thinking. Then when the roommate walks up to you and asks what you are trying to do, ask him if this room will support the weight of an elephant in a serious tone and voice.

idk i find these funny. Put ways to irritate ur room mate....and ya, w.e just add stuff that u like
Posted 9/16/08
ummm....rape him?
Posted 9/16/08
I had a roommate once that played really loud emo music, I wanted to kick his ass cause it was so fucking annoying but I'll feel bad cause I think he was only playing it that loud to mask the sounds of him crying like a lil bitch.

Posted 9/16/08 , edited 9/16/08

J0hNNy2 wrote:

I had a roommate once that played really loud emo music, I wanted to kick his ass cause it was so fucking annoying but I'll feel bad cause I think he was only playing it that loud to mask the sounds of him crying like a lil bitch.



Did he happen to be this kid.....

Posted 9/16/08
Slowly eat away their food stash....
Posted 9/16/08

vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:

I had a roommate once that played really loud emo music, I wanted to kick his ass cause it was so fucking annoying but I'll feel bad cause I think he was only playing it that loud to mask the sounds of him crying like a lil bitch.



Did he happen to be this kid.....



ROFLMFAO!!! That statement is so true though, most Goth people are at least tolerable for me but no... he didn't dress like an emo kid but he had emo lines all over his wrists...
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Posted 9/16/08
walk around the place naked?
Posted 9/16/08

J0hNNy2 wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:

I had a roommate once that played really loud emo music, I wanted to kick his ass cause it was so fucking annoying but I'll feel bad cause I think he was only playing it that loud to mask the sounds of him crying like a lil bitch.



Did he happen to be this kid.....



ROFLMFAO!!! That statement is so true though, most Goth people are at least tolerable for me but no... he didn't dress like an emo kid but he had emo lines all over his wrists...


lol I thought that was pretty funny too. I hate kids like that. Why the hell would someone cut lines into their arms? What the hell is wrong with kids, these days?
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Posted 9/16/08
simple i did this once, and got changed to a different room.

1. put earmuffs on ur roommate's ears, so he won't hear a thing
2. put a rubber snake in the toilet
3. exchange his toothpaste with chili paste(make sure you remove all water from the room)
4. put woofers on either side of his bed, in level with his ears
5. prepare a heavy metal song to be played on the woofers
6. infect his laptop with a virus you made yourself

the fun part

7. remove the earmuffs
8. play the rock music full volume
9. and get the hell out of there

oh i almost forgot

10. set a hidden camera in the room and in the bathroom,

to capture him exploding out of bed,
screaming his heart out when he tries tries to take a piss,
his yells of pain because of the chili,
and his crying face when he finds out his laptop's been infected..
Posted 9/16/08

vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:

I had a roommate once that played really loud emo music, I wanted to kick his ass cause it was so fucking annoying but I'll feel bad cause I think he was only playing it that loud to mask the sounds of him crying like a lil bitch.



Did he happen to be this kid.....



ROFLMFAO!!! That statement is so true though, most Goth people are at least tolerable for me but no... he didn't dress like an emo kid but he had emo lines all over his wrists...


lol I thought that was pretty funny too. I hate kids like that. Why the hell would someone cut lines into their arms? What the hell is wrong with kids, these days?


Some of them are just serious attention whores lol, like you said earlier the worse kind of publicity is no publicity. Getting acceptance from an emo cult is prob the only acceptance they've gotten their whole life. My roommate never brought a girl into the room either lol I almost felt bad for him tried to invite him to go to the club with me once but he just wanted to stay home and cut himself and cry.
Posted 9/16/08

J0hNNy2 wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:

I had a roommate once that played really loud emo music, I wanted to kick his ass cause it was so fucking annoying but I'll feel bad cause I think he was only playing it that loud to mask the sounds of him crying like a lil bitch.



Did he happen to be this kid.....



ROFLMFAO!!! That statement is so true though, most Goth people are at least tolerable for me but no... he didn't dress like an emo kid but he had emo lines all over his wrists...


lol I thought that was pretty funny too. I hate kids like that. Why the hell would someone cut lines into their arms? What the hell is wrong with kids, these days?


Some of them are just serious attention whores lol, like you said earlier the worse kind of publicity is no publicity. Getting acceptance from an emo cult is prob the only acceptance they've gotten their whole life. My roommate never brought a girl into the room either lol I almost felt bad for him tried to invite him to go to the club with me once but he just wanted to stay home and cut himself and cry.


I'm sorry for laughing, but man! that's pathetic. I would have asked one of my female friends to take one for the team and get that kid laid.
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Posted 9/16/08
-Speak to your friends in Morse Code.
-Write the name of the villain on the first page of the whodunnit he was waiting to read all week.
-Cut off the water mains when he's using the loo.
Posted 9/16/08

vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:

I had a roommate once that played really loud emo music, I wanted to kick his ass cause it was so fucking annoying but I'll feel bad cause I think he was only playing it that loud to mask the sounds of him crying like a lil bitch.



Did he happen to be this kid.....



ROFLMFAO!!! That statement is so true though, most Goth people are at least tolerable for me but no... he didn't dress like an emo kid but he had emo lines all over his wrists...


lol I thought that was pretty funny too. I hate kids like that. Why the hell would someone cut lines into their arms? What the hell is wrong with kids, these days?


Some of them are just serious attention whores lol, like you said earlier the worse kind of publicity is no publicity. Getting acceptance from an emo cult is prob the only acceptance they've gotten their whole life. My roommate never brought a girl into the room either lol I almost felt bad for him tried to invite him to go to the club with me once but he just wanted to stay home and cut himself and cry.


I'm sorry for laughing, but man! that's pathetic. I would have asked one of my female friends to take one for the team and get that kid laid.


LOL Don't apologize to me because I'm guilty of laughing too, I'm sure most people would think we're assholes for finding it funny but who cares.
Posted 9/16/08

J0hNNy2 wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


J0hNNy2 wrote:

I had a roommate once that played really loud emo music, I wanted to kick his ass cause it was so fucking annoying but I'll feel bad cause I think he was only playing it that loud to mask the sounds of him crying like a lil bitch.



Did he happen to be this kid.....



ROFLMFAO!!! That statement is so true though, most Goth people are at least tolerable for me but no... he didn't dress like an emo kid but he had emo lines all over his wrists...


lol I thought that was pretty funny too. I hate kids like that. Why the hell would someone cut lines into their arms? What the hell is wrong with kids, these days?


Some of them are just serious attention whores lol, like you said earlier the worse kind of publicity is no publicity. Getting acceptance from an emo cult is prob the only acceptance they've gotten their whole life. My roommate never brought a girl into the room either lol I almost felt bad for him tried to invite him to go to the club with me once but he just wanted to stay home and cut himself and cry.


I'm sorry for laughing, but man! that's pathetic. I would have asked one of my female friends to take one for the team and get that kid laid.


LOL Don't apologize to me because I'm guilty of laughing too, I'm sure most people would think we're assholes for finding it funny but who cares.


We laugh because we care. Like I said, I would have begged one of my female friends to bang that kid. He's needs two cc's worth of vitamin vag right away.
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When you have 3 roommates in a large two-story apartment, you DON'T want to piss them off.

They can have you removed from the lease.
Fckers.
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