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A Joke Or Some Prank
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Posted 2/10/08 , edited 2/10/08
okay here's my own prank
i was in grade 6 then and the teachers were having an emergency meeting
it was our PE class so we were in PEattires
all the students in my class were having fun talking and playing
while the others were just sitting down on the chairs and doin something like schoolworks
it was so messy at that time and things were like scattered everywhere in the room
i was so bored so i had my friends do some pranks with me
we all crawled up on the floor and tied the left shoes' shoe laces to the right shoes' shoe laces of those who were just taking seats.
when the teacher came back and said its time for dismissal
everybody then stood up, got their bags, and started to walk
and half of the students fell down on the floor


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Posted 2/10/08 , edited 2/10/08
get some deo stick remove the top layer. and replace it with cream cheese.
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Posted 2/10/08 , edited 2/10/08
The clear plastic wrap on the toilet bowl one is HILARIOUS... will try it when i got the chance...
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Posted 8/12/08 , edited 8/12/08
my friend did this in the school's boys bathroom:

Lift up the toilet sheet (there is usually only one lid in public bathrooms, that lid should have an opening)
and wrap the uncovered seat with clear plastic wrap,
then put ketchup packages on the seat. Place the lid back on.

So the joke is, if the person sat on the seat with force the ketchup packages
will burst but if that didnt work, when they go to the bathroom, the "stuff" wont go through.

My friend told me after a few minutes later when they finished setting it up,
a guy screamed from the bathroom XDD
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Posted 8/12/08 , edited 8/12/08
i prefer jokes, i hate it when i'm a victim of prank... <_<

the most common is while someone is sleeping, you'll draw hilarious arts on the face XD
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Posted 8/12/08 , edited 8/12/08

this craked me up it was so funny!!!

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Posted 8/12/08 , edited 8/12/08

xentile wrote:

Back ten centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Muslims had to leave Jerusalem. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Muslim community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Muslim community. If the Muslim won the debate, all the Muslims could stay. If the Pope won, all the Muslims would have to leave.

The Muslims realised that they had no choice. They looked around for a champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer. It was too risky. But they finally picked their representative, an old Mullah who unknowingly agreed without knowing what he was getting himself into. He agreed only on the condition that neither side be allowed to talk but communicate by miming. The pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. The Mullah and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. The Mullah looked back at him and raised his middle finger..

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Mullah Nasruddin pointed to the ground and stamped his foot.

The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Mullah pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, 'I give up. This man is too good. The Muslims can stay.'

An hour later, the cardials were all around the Pope asking him what happened. The Pope said: "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and stamping on it, showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and the water to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple, reminding me of the first sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Muslim community had crowded around the Mullah in total astonishmen. "What happened?" they asked. "Well,"said the Mullah, "First he said to me that we Muslims had three days to leave Jerusalem. I told him up yours. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Muslims. I said none of us leaving this land!"

"And then?" asked a woman.

"He took out his lunch and I took out mine," said the Mullah.



LOL this is too good ! I laughed my guts out . Two thumbs up !

Posted 8/12/08 , edited 8/12/08
tell your bf you had tons of ex-bfs or tell him ur pregnant or was raped or smth.
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Posted 8/12/08 , edited 8/12/08
===who's the best???
===You!~
===that's really a good joke ..lol
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Posted 10/31/08 , edited 11/1/08
I saw this once... get a doorknob for glass doors and pretend to open the door for people. They'll end up banging into the glass wall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxM1EJc7ojw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8NVm3ng-ro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB5CP-P6IxI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saq4k7cX3Y8
Posted 11/1/08 , edited 11/1/08

xentile wrote:

Good day, everyone!

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.

While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms. Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."

Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut

Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum

Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.

Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy: Fork

Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME

Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for ?
Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!


HAHAH. i found that hilarious!
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Posted 11/3/08 , edited 11/3/08

xentile wrote:

Good day, everyone!

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.

While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms. Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."

Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut

Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum

Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.

Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy: Fork

Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME

Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for ?
Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!



nice one.:]
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Posted 11/3/08 , edited 11/3/08
PRANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I luv playing pranks...

Hehehe...me & my friends hate tis girl so we decided to prank her. So my friend, Germs has tis mentos sweet or gum thing. We dipped into the drain water...yes, the dirty, smelly drain water. We r suppose to trick her into eating tat mentos...
And, the trick began...
Germs ran as she acted to shoo us away. Me & my other friend will chase her & acted as if we really wanted tat mentos. We really didn't wan it cuz itz been dipped in drain water. Then, germs ran to the girl we hate. She asked tat girl to help her hide the mentos frum her. And she did...
Then, me & my friend chased her, forcing her to eat the mentos to keep it away frum her. When she ate it, she laughed at us & bragged how she got the mentos. BUT me & my friends tried to hold in our laughter.
When she left, then we laughed like maniacs!!! She really fell for tat prank~~~ SERVE HER DAMN RIGHT!!!!! Tat MY way of revenge...oh sweet, revenge...
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Telling a person that if you freeze mentos into water and put them into soda, it would make an explosion and know they would use it on you. And while they are anticipating the mentos to explode, it doesn't work, because it doesn't work.
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