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How to Argue With Females
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Posted 9/17/08
Found it while surfing, it is an article for guys, so kind of sexist. Girls who is having their period is asked to keep away. My thought on this is it sound more like a guide for a quick divorce or break-up than a guide for arguing. What are your thought? Discuss and amuse me.

How to Argue With Females

The Allied Invasion. The Trojan Horse. The Divine Plan. The following strategy puts them all to shame because it defines how to finally defeat the great beast of society: women.

Arguing with girls, like yoga, is a meaningless and inane exercise. A lot of guys hate doing it, most notably because it never seems like we can win. But you can win. Here's how.

Step 1. Abandon all logic.

Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.

Step 2. If you believe strongly in something, do NOT give in to any aspect of it.

Compromise is useless against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit on the whole fuckin' Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistry humor, right?)

Step 3. Don't be afraid to take cheap shots.

Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument? That's their way of trying to wear you down and push you off-topic. Fight fire with fire, I say. Tell her she has a fat ass, small boobs, an ugly face, disorienting facial hair, unwieldy hips, and is a genuinely awful person.

Step 4. Cite precedent.

Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. Most girls reading this just went over to dictionary.com to see what "precedent" meant.

Step 5. Interrupt her.

Don't let her talk. Girls hate that like they hate other girls. It's hilarious, too. They get all frazzled.

Step 6. Don't take her seriously.

Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train.

Step 7. If the argument escalates, cut off all communication with her.

If a girl can't find you, she can't continue arguing about bullshit. Change your phone number, relocate, and get a name change if you must.

Step 8. Don't be fooled by "Let's stop arguing please."

That's their way of making you let your guard down, so they can swoop in after you're worn down. Instead, say something like "Yeah, all this being right is exhausting for me." Pisses them off. Just trust me.

Step 9. Compare her unfavorably with another girl.

This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they simply abhor. Tell her something like, "Lisa is so much more compassionate than you." Girls hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly.

Step 10. Don't be intimidated by the water works.

That's their ultimate contingency, knowing that guys can't deal with a crying girl. Stay strong, don't let yourself get emotional, just think of something funny. Replay scenes from "Office Space" in your head if you must.

Step 11. Bust out, "I don't feel like fighting. I've proven my point."

Then stop. Leave the argument. It pisses them off because a guy's natural reaction is to resolve, whereas a girl's is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they hear that they are right. If a guy decides that he is right and won't budge, their whole concept of male-female relations is shot to shit. Again, mind games.

Step 12. Ask her if she's on the rag.

Self-explanatory.

Step 13. When all else fails, tell her she's just like her mother.

It's an ace-in-the-hole and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument.

Remember, girls are the less intelligent of the genders. All throughout history men have out-thought, out-invented, and out-created women in every facet of existence. Isn't it about time we won an argument for once? Gentlemen, that time is now.

Source:http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/how_to_argue_females.htm
Not a duplicate, either that or the search engine suck.
Posted 9/17/08
hahahaha that's funny
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you can't, they will cry, then they automatically win.

well, i really am into you on this one, females..... hahah

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LOL haha thats so funny. I love the deer and shotgun comparison XD....honestly, i dont even know what precedent means
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holy cow...the guy who made this must b one big loser with the ldies to write this ROFL
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you cant argue with a female cause the whole point to argue with a female is to get them to like you or think good of you so they will reccomend, and if you havent noticed they talk among each other bout guys and when im in gym thats all they talk bout i know this cause they sit next to me when im sitting by myself

i u want to argue just say they will have 3 babies by some age with a drug dealer and there u go they dont know what to say it always works cause when ever i use it they say "man all boys are the same"
Posted 9/17/08 , edited 9/17/08
I like step 1


Abandon all logic.
Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.
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hotsmliey wrote:

you cant argue with a female cause the whole point to argue with a female is to get them to like you or think good of you so they will reccomend, and if you havent noticed they talk among each other bout guys and when im in gym thats all they talk bout i know this cause they sit next to me when im sitting by myself


You really don't know women.
Posted 9/17/08 , edited 9/17/08
Women are Brain Ninjas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z468B8vV6XU



Step 13. When all else fails, tell her she's just like her mother.


yea. I nice one to use.
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Females have ultimate move: crotch shot. That's why I don't argue
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Kanone wrote:


hotsmliey wrote:

you cant argue with a female cause the whole point to argue with a female is to get them to like you or think good of you so they will reccomend, and if you havent noticed they talk among each other bout guys and when im in gym thats all they talk bout i know this cause they sit next to me when im sitting by myself


You really don't know women.


i said that cause i wanted my 2 CR points and if u write 2 little then it says write more and why don u teach me bout females
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hotsmliey wrote:


Kanone wrote:


hotsmliey wrote:

you cant argue with a female cause the whole point to argue with a female is to get them to like you or think good of you so they will reccomend, and if you havent noticed they talk among each other bout guys and when im in gym thats all they talk bout i know this cause they sit next to me when im sitting by myself


You really don't know women.


i said that cause i wanted my 2 CR points and if u write 2 little then it says write more and why don u teach me bout females


How nice to know of your reasons of posting thar. =B

Though I think I'll leave the lessons on females to the game called Life. It'll teach it better.
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Posted 9/17/08 , edited 9/17/08
Step 1) Surrender quietly. Just give up as peacefully as you possibly can. You're not going to win anyway.

Before you object keep these in mind:
1. We are long to hold a grudge.
2. We can and WILL resort to ego-crushing insults.
3. We don't mind bringing up your faults in public and in fact feel comfortable telling your friends, co-workers, and superiors - as well as our own - just how unsatisfying you are the in bedroom.
4. We don't mind kicking you in the crotch to get our point across to you.
5. If you do win - that doesn't mean you won't hear the end of it, in fact, we will bring it up even more often.
6. While we may seem to lose now - we WILL bring it up later, when you've let your guard down and aren't prepared.
7. We are mental terrorists, brain ninjas if you will.
8. Our fathers own shotguns for a reason, and we don't mind asking him to visit.
9. We WILL bring up your past offenses and use them against you.
10. We LOVE your guilt.
11. We excel in topics that make YOU feel uncomfortable. Marriage, babies, etc...
12. No sex for you.

Edit: I've added a few things.....
Posted 9/17/08
Just choke the bitch out, instant conversation ender right there. If you're going to use words just give up, men have a need to make sense and women don't.
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There is not point to winning an argument against a chick. One word networking skills, there's is way better than us guys' if you piss them off enough all of their friends know about it and their friends friends' know. It is like an ultimate death wish to piss a chick off.
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