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How to Argue With Females
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what ever your problem is just give them flowers

got caught cheating?
missed your anniversary?
she wants to break up?
whatever....


Posted 9/17/08 , edited 9/17/08

saiyukilover wrote:

Step 1) Surrender quietly. Just give up as peacefully as you possibly can. You're not going to win anyway.

Before you object keep these in mind:
1. We are long to hold a grudge.
2. We don't mind kicking you in the crotch to get our point across to you.
3. If you do win - you still probably won't hear the end of it.
4. While we may seem to lose now - we WILL bring it up later, when you've let your guard down and aren't prepared.
5. We are mental terrorists, brain ninjas if you will.
6. No sex for you.


lawl she's nearly right I got beat up by 2.....3?? 2 girl most of the time and Im not supposed to hit girl...well I can but I don't want to (consequences if do) and it just for fun to end 1 hour of boredom. And my cousin is a girl she nearly break by arm when I was annoying her . To answer that I am not a wimp They are my friends and We play sometime. They even do that to my other friends. But #1, remember, some girl who going to twist your arm don't know if you are hurt a lot or less. I do have some grudge against girl but fighting, teasing, harrassing, being mean ~ no I don't do those.

Most of us don't like to go against girl in a strong argument because of many purpose, what going to happen , what our friend said, what the consequences, etc.. If I see a guy crack a girl neck in half then he is totally a maniac and don't know the consequences. He might not care, a lot of peoples who going to beat the heck out of someone said they don't care......then when they go to jail most of them are sorry . We have a far criminal investigation technology we can catch most of the criminal already. No point in doing a argument anyway. I mean if my cousin know more about law and court justice stuff she could sue me if I done anything bad.

1. True, but not all ~ I see nicest girl. On tv one girl feel so sorry to this one dude when he was panicking she even let him use her phone if emergency needed.
2. True, but any guy who is a maniac might go on a killing spree
3. Nada ~ Usually there no such thing as Win or Lose it a unfair fight.
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6. (a thump up).



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You beat them duh. (I am just kidding btw... or am I? )
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dude this is awesome
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saiyukilover wrote:

Step 1) Surrender quietly. Just give up as peacefully as you possibly can. You're not going to win anyway.

Before you object keep these in mind:
1. We are long to hold a grudge.
2. We don't mind kicking you in the crotch to get our point across to you.
3. If you do win - you still probably won't hear the end of it.
4. While we may seem to lose now - we WILL bring it up later, when you've let your guard down and aren't prepared.
5. We are mental terrorists, brain ninjas if you will.
6. No sex for you.


Alright, I feel like pointing out my point of view on this.

Step 1) Surrender isn't in my dictionary, temporary surrender is so then I can stab you in the back later on. (My specialty.)

Now,
1. I've held a grudge for 15 years. Power grudging is dangerous though and can hamper success.
2. I and a few strong-willed men are resistant to the crotch shot. I just give an eye-twitch myself.
3. Price to pay, price to pay.
4. I'd probably just laugh.
5. I'm also a brain ninja, but in a different way.
6. Pull the "Who would want sex with you?" bomb.
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I love his tactics.
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There's no point in arguing with females-just let them win, simple .
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Wow....that was interesting I guess ...
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Lol most guys can't stand seeing a girl cry (well I know I can't) so it's kind of impossible for me to win an argument 0.0.
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saiyukilover wrote:

Step 1) Surrender quietly. Just give up as peacefully as you possibly can. You're not going to win anyway.

Before you object keep these in mind:
1. We are long to hold a grudge.
2. We don't mind kicking you in the crotch to get our point across to you.
3. If you do win - you still probably won't hear the end of it.
4. While we may seem to lose now - we WILL bring it up later, when you've let your guard down and aren't prepared.
5. We are mental terrorists, brain ninjas if you will.
6. No sex for you.


Fuck all that, if im going to argue with a female i am not going to go easy on her just because she's a damn girl. I dont care who they are, if im gonna argue im gonna argue. Hell cry if you want too.

And as for them trying to kick me in the crotch, that aint happening, i will hit a you if you try something like that,even if you are a girl.
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FryingGuy wrote:

You beat them duh. (I am just kidding btw... or am I? )





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XF_AMPED wrote:

Lol most guys can't stand seeing a girl cry (well I know I can't) so it's kind of impossible for me to win an argument 0.0.


k.... grow some balls
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FryingGuy wrote:


saiyukilover wrote:

Step 1) Surrender quietly. Just give up as peacefully as you possibly can. You're not going to win anyway.

Before you object keep these in mind:
1. We are long to hold a grudge.
2. We don't mind kicking you in the crotch to get our point across to you.
3. If you do win - you still probably won't hear the end of it.
4. While we may seem to lose now - we WILL bring it up later, when you've let your guard down and aren't prepared.
5. We are mental terrorists, brain ninjas if you will.
6. No sex for you.


Alright, I feel like pointing out my point of view on this.

Step 1) Surrender isn't in my dictionary, temporary surrender is so then I can stab you in the back later on. (My specialty.)

Now,
1. I've held a grudge for 15 years. Power grudging is dangerous though and can hamper success.
2. I and a few strong-willed men are resistant to the crotch shot. I just give an eye-twitch myself.
3. Price to pay, price to pay.
4. I'd probably just laugh.
5. I'm also a brain ninja, but in a different way.
6. Pull the "Who would want sex with you?" bomb.


lol good tactics
Posted 9/17/08
haha so funny XD
Posted 9/17/08
sexism and arguing is wrong! be nice to everyone!
Posted 9/17/08
" I beat a girl in an argument ! "
" Great , A + for you ! "

Honestly .
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Allhailodin wrote:


saiyukilover wrote:

Step 1) Surrender quietly. Just give up as peacefully as you possibly can. You're not going to win anyway.

Before you object keep these in mind:
1. We are long to hold a grudge.
2. We don't mind kicking you in the crotch to get our point across to you.
3. If you do win - you still probably won't hear the end of it.
4. While we may seem to lose now - we WILL bring it up later, when you've let your guard down and aren't prepared.
5. We are mental terrorists, brain ninjas if you will.
6. No sex for you.


Fuck all that, if im going to argue with a female i am not going to go easy on her just because she's a damn girl. I dont care who they are, if im gonna argue im gonna argue. Hell cry if you want too.

And as for them trying to kick me in the crotch, that aint happening, i will hit a you if you try something like that,even if you are a girl.




lol technically it would be sexist if you didn't punch her back


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